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Time for the smallest penis contest who plans to enter?

It's time, once again, to make the little things count. The "Smallest Penis Contest," a nutty competition which debuted last year, will return to Brooklyn's Kings County Bar on June 14. Per a media release, contestants will be judged in multiple categories, including "poise in both evening wear and bathing wear." In addition to a cash prize (which can optionally be donated to charity), a "wee crown and scepter" will be awarded to the less-endowed man best exhibiting "extraordinary heart, talent, and chutzpa." In an interview with The Huffington Post, last year's winner, Nicholas Gilronan, described the competition as "laid back, fun, casual," comparing it to just another "fun time … [Read More...]


Throwback Thursday: Your favorite childhood toy

I'm going to try and do a throwback thursday post every week notice I said TRY heffas! One of my favs was the Barbie fashion head or whatever it was called. I really thought I was a hair … [Read More...]


Colorado will be known as the happiest place for clits on earth.

Oh I know that title got your attention for no other reason than you are just about a nasty-ass filthy Mcnasty-ass. WHich is awesome because we're all some hot-crotch whores up in here anyway so... … [Read More...]


Outdoorsman fail – Fail.. in it’s natural habitat

I don't know who this gentleman is but let me just say that I could watch him fail ass fail all gatdamn day...... … [Read More...]


Pharrell can’t take the ‘Happy’ from around the world. Burst into tears.

As much as you like to say that you are sick and tired of the song: Happy, you have to admit that when it comes on, WILL come on today and you WILL hear it regardless of whether you are … [Read More...]


Gummy Bear sex…

yea... … [Read More...]


Kids react to Cassette players. ‘ Oh My grandpa has one of these!’ f*ck you, kid!

Have you felt old today yet? Those grey hairs in your tresses showing through? Lower back pain? Is your knee acting up because of the weather? Have you told a kid to stay off your lawn this past … [Read More...]

Yeah... these need to be on my penis

‘study’ says: Once in a secure relationship, women aren’t into sex. That thing she does with her tongue? Nope.

Apparently.. according to a study done by ..."scientists" a few years ago, once a woman is in a secure relationship, her sex drive allegedly plummets.... Researchers from Germany found that four … [Read More...]


These brothers are serious about getting potholes fixed….even with their penis.

First of all, I too am disgusted that I laughed at this. But.... Bytch I laughed. I won't be judged by the likes of you! I won't be judged by anyone who thought it was a good idea to come here in the … [Read More...]

snoopy dancing

SSC: Where is my sunshine?

Gather round lil children, time for uncle Folk to destroy your dreams and hopes, to fill your nights with terror and your days with fear. ::takes pants and underwear off:: Today is a new day but … [Read More...]


Question: What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?

It's hard not to think about all the things that are wrong with human beings. It's too easy to look recall far too many incidents where another human has just truly let you down and so many instances … [Read More...]


Friend organizes beautiful prom foto on bridge. Bridge collapses. teee heeeee.

      A group of high school students plunged into a river on the day of their prom – but this wasn’t a drunken after-party idea gone wrong. Nearly two dozen students from Pie … [Read More...]


Throwback Thursday: Your first real crush

Do you remember your first crush? Do you remember how it felt when they were near you? Did you ever tell the person that you had a crush on them? Did they like you too? Are you still in … [Read More...]


Horse yoga is a thing….

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seriously wtf

Conversations with Slaus and Bef complete with dancy dick

I really don't know why I'm friends with this fool! Also, this is all old school OHNer Wildwhuck's fault for this. She tagged Slaus and I in a article and just begged us to have a conversation … [Read More...]


Question: What is your: ‘I should probably be dead’ moment.

Life is a truly splendid thing it is. Even in it's horrible moments, those times truly do help define us as people if we are strong enough to make it through to the other side. Yes I truly believe … [Read More...]


Say something nice. Barely Safe for Work edition…

  So...... yeah. I kind of feel like ...unlike how things work to the Entrance of Narnia where you walk inside of an enchanted wardrobe and come out the other side into a wondrous and … [Read More...]

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