I love practical jokes. I love a good practical joke as much as the next person who doesn't have any gatdamn good sense. You know...good jokes like jumping out from the dark yelling: BOo nigga boo! Letting the air out of someone's tires so they end up sleeping over and you end up having sex which … [Read More...]
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. —A family of four had a rude awakening Friday morning when the homeowner's ex broke in and defecated on several of the family's belongings, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office. (Translation: THIS negro shit on em,son!!! He literally shit.ass.shit on them!) The … [Read More...]
All week I have been thinking of something thought provoking for us to discuss this friday. Something that could be a preverbial meeting of the minds if you will. I had the whole idea worked out but then..... I heard about a bytch busting nuts in coffee and living to tell the tale. A man has been … [Read More...]
Don't say I didn't warn you I give you Angelo in all of his Delusions of Grandeur For some reason he disabled embedding on his "official" video for his first single but here is the link. Yes this fool has a single out on iTunes. … [Read More...]
Ok to be fair they don't have to be enemies. They can be friends, family, countrymen whomever. Anyone whom you would like to anonymously receive a bag of dicks can now have just that happen. Dicks. All kinds of just..just dick. According to the company’s website, Dicks by Mail offers a … [Read More...]
A BRISTOL mum has revealed her shock after she found a bag of bananas her husband had bought from Tesco were infested with spiders - which are known to give men erections. Maria Layton, 43, mum of Siri, aged six and Phoebe aged three, made the frightening discovery after opening the bag of … [Read More...]
More comics, hooker!
Ok it might not be THIS bad but…