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Skank’itis Running Rampant
It’s guest writer week here at OHN where folk from the OHN community supply stories and commentary from their own point of view. Guest posts do not always reflect the ideas or stances of the OHN staff yet we all agree that it’s great to get other perspectives. New Flash: Skank’itis Running Rampant Among Teenage Girls Parents. Particularly parents of pre-teen and teen girls, I’m addressing you specifically. I don’t care where you come from; the majority of you have lost your damn minds. Don’t worry, I’ll address your sons later, I got them covered. School is in session, so get ready to use your big words. Yeah, I said it. You have lost you damn minds. What kind of foolishness … [Read More...]
Nub attack
First thing going through my was: Oh snap- Girl fight! 2nd. Big boobs! A girl fight AND big boobs? Surely a titty is going to fly out. But then... then ol girl rolled up in the hover … [Read More...]
Confess as a Guest – Your Fetish or fetishes
We all have "preferences and likes" right? But at what point does something become a fetish.... What IS a fetish... Fetish - a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an … [Read More...]
Why eradicating racism/sexism 100% is an unrealistic goal.
It’s guest writer week here at OHN where folk from the OHN community supply stories and commentary from their own point of view. Guest posts do not always reflect the ideas or stances of the OHN staff … [Read More...]
Things people share with me that makes me wanna sock them
The title is self damn explanatory, heffa. These are some of the things that you hookers have shared with me this week...... and I wanna sock you all in your faces because of it. Maaaan.... … [Read More...]
New Music Tues ..Today
Album: Mandatory Fun Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Genre: Parody/Polka/Humor Sounds like: Corny or not -- He’s still the King Reviewer: Hex We live in an age … [Read More...]
She shot him because he didn’t ejaculate enough..which means he must have been cheating.
And in crazy bytches from my hometown news.....Ugh. My home towns are Pontiac, Detroit and Southfield, Michigan. Both Pontiac and Southfield usually stay out of the news amidst all the 'ruin porn' … [Read More...]
Stay Kinky or get a spreadsheet, heffa.
It's guest writer week here at OHN where folk from the OHN community supply stories and commentary from their own point of view. Guest posts do not always reflect the ideas or stances of the OHN staff … [Read More...]
Female thor and Black Captain America = more lazy bullshit from Marvel
It's guest writer week here at OHN where folk from the OHN community supply stories and commentary from their own point of view. Guest posts do not always reflect the ideas or stances of the OHN staff … [Read More...]
Because y’all wanted some nopey ass nopes.
Oh that looks like f-noooooope. Ohhhhhhh ok... it's cool. Never Wiping my ass again. Nope. Oh I wonder what's down-NOOOOPE This tunnel is … [Read More...]
‘f*ck these crutches, son.. this is my sonnng
I don't know WHAT song is playing or WHAT they slipped into his Ensure meal replacement shake but maaaaaaaan.... damn. Mortimer 'Get bytches' Goldman is about all the life there is to … [Read More...]
Dear OHN, I never ever had a problem with inter-racial relationships until…
Hi everyone at OHN! I am a long long loooong time reader since the blogspot days, 20,000 different commenting systems and can even remember the day Slaus banned all of Australia from being able to a … [Read More...]
Your significant other won’t ‘friend’ you. Problem?
This is a topic we covered a few years ago I am sure. But interestingly enough the topic has come up again recently after a friend of mine asked me what he should think about the fact his live-in … [Read More...]
20 Heterosexual sex positions for people with little penises.
So let's say you have a less than impressive amount of jibby-meat. Let's say thaaaaaat no one is ever going to accuse you of causing a home hysterectomy with the amount of … [Read More...]
What’s playing in your headphones this week?
for me I'm stuck on Avery Sunshine's 'Call my Name' and a throwback The System's 'Don't disturb this Groove' what tunes are y'all listening to this week? … [Read More...]
SSC: The secret religious cult- American.
July 20, 2014 By Folk Leave a Comment
we're all born into this cult known as the "american dream." its bread into our daily actions, taught to our kids through visual queues, direct feeds via culture, and the golden calf known as … [Read More...]