Nekkid asian dude and his lil penis get socked in the face.

It’s one thing to get punched in the face. It’s another thing to get punched in the face on camera. It’s even another thing to get punched in the face on camera at the exact moment your ass is getting punched in the face.

…and it’s some whole other shyt to get punched in the face on camera at the exact moment your getting punched in the face… while your dick is out.

….. and it’s some WHOLE WHOLE other shyt to get punched in the face on camera at the exact moment your getting punched in the face… while your dick is out.

… and your dick is reallly realllly small.

During Kaskade’s set on Saturday a diesel Asian made his way through the crowd trying to grind on whatever he could…naked. Every guy that told him to get the fuck away and put some clothes on he tried to fight. Obviously this dude was rollin balls or tripping on acid. After a few minutes half the security force had him surrounded him but he wasnt goin down without a fight. He hit a couple of the guards and they eventually tackled him but not before this dude got this haymaker in. [source]

NSFW images below.

In case you didn’t know? A surefire way to get that azz punched in the face is to grind your lil nekkid ass all over someone who doesn’t want unsolicited dick in their personal space.

Maaaan if there is ever a time when Me, Dude, Bully, Folk, Dwane T and Lo are trying to have a conversation somewhere, only to then be interrupted by someone grinding all types of dick on us…. there is going to be blood and bad decisions. Blood and bad decisions, yall.

It’s all fun and games until a dick is involved.

Slaus
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. says

    Morning Fam –

    Ummmm yeah…."Blood and bad decisions" AT LEAST! Might even be police chases and "Braking News" reporting too!

  2. HappyStina says

    I am just angry as hayle that his little <A style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: -2px; BACKGROUND: url (http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x 50% bottom; COLOR: #006600; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-DECORATION: none" id=AdBriteInlineAd_tiny onclick="" name=AdBriteInlineAd_tiny target=_top display="inline" keyword="tiny">tiny balls are <A style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: -2px; BACKGROUND: url (http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x 50% bottom; COLOR: #006600; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-DECORATION: none" id=AdBriteInlineAd_bigger name=AdBriteInlineAd_bigger target=_top display="inline" keyword="bigger">bigger than his whole dack!! What the fvck is that!! Just messed up my whole day!!!

    Morning All!! Happy Monday! Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!!!

  3. Folk says

    "Blood and bad decisions"? Nah bruh. No blood, no bad decisions. Decisions will be precise and appropriate, and there usually isn't any blood with a properly tuned cattle prod.

    • That_Dude says

      IKR! Her perfect man; though isn't it a problems when your dude needs to use a strap-on for you to feel anything?

  4. marinrin says

    that's a good shot someone got of him getting punched. his face is still in what i like to call "the reaction moment" when something happens, eg, a fan being in front of you and your face is doing the jiggly thing.

    he's a pretty good looking dude, but um it's clear he dabbles heavily in the "happy stuff" on the regular.

  5. caratime2 says

    *sigh*

    Imma need the better-endowed Asian brethren to stand and deliver (read: git nekkid!), because this guy just set you guys back a decade or two….

  6. Zan says

    iDied at this post and the comment thread! OMFDamn! LawdIcantwithyoupeopletodayyyyyyy ::weeping::

    • Fadematic says

      *Throws out can of spicy Vienna sausage he was eating*

      Warning: Reading comments from OoPUNKYoO are liable to make you throw snacks across the room in a fit of rage.

  7. Leo_YardieChick says

    Dude, I clicked AND leaned in and I still almost missed it in the shadow! I've changed baby boys with larger dacks than that. I hope he had a nasty accident and this isn't a genetic product, cuz…..damn.