This b*tch wanted to be one with a horse…so she crawled up inside it’s dead azz.

Washington County investigators have chosen not to file charges in a disturbing incident involving pictures released on the internet of a Portland-area woman and her boyfriend with a dead horse.

The 21-year-old woman told Washington County Sheriff’s Office detectives she wanted to “feel one” with a horse, according to a WCSO incident report.

After the horse had been put down and gutted, the woman undressed and crawled inside the carcass of the dead horse and took pictures to prove it.

“At some point you in your career you say yeah I’ve seen a lot of bad stuff — you see this kind of picture and you realize maybe you haven’t seen everything, ” said Washington County Sgt. Dave Thompson.

In addition to the picture of the naked woman inside the horse, there are other photos, including one of the woman and her boyfriend holding what appears to be the horses’ heart. Another shot shows them holding a piece of the horse in front of their mouth – posing as they’re about to take a bite out of it.

KOIN Local 6 has chosen not to release their names.

Arguably the most artistic photo of the group is a picture of the naked 21-year-old, blood-soaked from head to toe, standing over the horse’s body she had just been inside.

The woman and her boyfriend had recently taken over care of the 32-year-old horse, which was in declining health. The horse had lived in Ridgefield, Washington.

The couple told sheriff’s investigators they fired a single shot with a high powered rifle to put the horse down. Their intent, they told investigators, was to humanely kill the horse and eat the meat.

The WCSO incident report indicated the woman wanted to feel what it would be like to be inside the dead horse. There were photos taken. Several were of her smiling at the camera from inside the stomach of the dead animal, all but the face of her 5-foot-6, 119-pound frame inside the horse.

Her mother says the girl now wishes the entire episode would just go away. The girl has received death threats, hostile contact from people across the country who have viewed these pictures and labeled her everything from a devil worshipper to a pervert. Her mother said she is neither.

Washington County’s investigation is suspended. There has been no evidence of any criminal activity. The horse was not abused, nor was it tortured. It was killed in what law enforcement considers one of the most humane ways to put animals down, a single gunshot to the brain with a high powered rifle. The horse likely never knew what happened. The meat was harvested and eaten. [source]

 

This bytch….. crawled inside a dead gutted horse.

Yo… yall in the back. Come up front for a minute so i can be sure you guys hear me correctly.

This bytch….. crawled inside a dead gutted horse.

To be one with it.

The bytch NEEDS to be one with her gat damn therapist!! Some zoloft. Something ass something!!

Maaaan there are a lot of things I’d want to be one with.

Dolphins
Bisons
Sanaa Lathan’s Vagina
an 800 credit score.

I’m just saying. But not nan of those wants and desires calls for me gutting up shyt and crawling inside of it.

Theeeeese bytches.

Ugh.

 

Ugh bytch ugh.

 

Dillapickles aint shyt for the send in.

Slaus
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
  • http://hexacorde.blogspot.com Hex

    All I can think of is that there's a website for called O Horse Nawl where a bunch of Steeds and Mares are all shaking their heads in disbelief too.

    • http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/ Hattie Lanai

      corner now!

    • http://rawki3@blogspot.com Darealyst Pixie

      Sir…just pack your ish. You already know where you gotta go.

    • FubsyNumbles

      Okay, that is the funniest response I've read in a week. Bravo! ::Brings supplies of JD to the corner…..::

    • guitargrrrl76

      I had to create an account just to say I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!!

  • http://rawki3@blogspot.com Darealyst Pixie

    Where is Zell to explain this to me!?!?

    • VivaciousPeach

      Yeah….I'mma need an explanation for this….STAT!!!!

      • mehtare

        Kindly see my comment below.

  • cakes_and_pies
    • Zan

      That .gif!!!!!breathed new life into me…and then took it away…LMAO!!!!

  • Tester70

    I couldn't wait for Zell so I called my Mom and even she said DISBS!!!

  • TracyTrips

    UGHHHHHHH Some people are just on a dipshit level of awareness. Just like the morons that are going to give birth in public in the name of 'art'. You can't explain that sh*t because it's not explainable. It don't boil down to black or white. It boils down to NOT RIGHT IN THE F*CKING HEAD.

  • caratime2

    "…Her mother says the girl now wishes the entire episode would just go away. The girl has received death threats, hostile contact from people across the country who have viewed these pictures and labeled her everything from a devil worshipper to a pervert…"

    Sounds like somebody didn't think something through to the end, huh?

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  • http://www.dimpleandasmirk.com/ LeftCoastLady

    As soon as I saw "Washington County," I said, "Please let this not be in Oregon." Of course, it is. I swear, we're not all freaks out here.

    [youtube _e08iD26Rj8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e08iD26Rj8 youtube]

  • Darealyst Dude

    O__O

    Hey Zell — is there a level of WFS when even y'all are like 'da fugg?!'

    • mehtare

      This ain't WFS. This is PPS (Poopid People Shyt.)

    • http://www.facebook.com/malicejones Jonesey

      Dude, let me put it this way: Level 'da fugg' was about one dead horse ago. Wooshed by so fast I almost didn't see it.

  • OHNCantTakeIt

    *blinks* Just….just…….nevermind.

    Do we have a weed corner in here? I need a hit.

  • http://www.BlackRadioIsBack.com DJ Fusion

    * blank stare*
    * o_O face*
    * another reason why the Internets can by very scary at times *

    This is plutonium grade level WFS right here…sorry.

  • Kat_Coll

    o.O
    fugg this shyt. I'm crawling back under a rock.

    • mysstea

      Better that than a dead horse.
      o_O

      • http://www.facebook.com/malicejones Jonesey

        OUT!