First, let me apologize for missing last week. I was training for NAGA in Nashville and just didn’t have any free time. I placed 3rd by the way!
Anyway here we go!
I lived in Buffalo, NY for many years, and I saw some amazing things when it came to White people in cold weather. Like parents taking their toddlers to Wal*Mart in 9 degree weather dressed in tank tops and Speedos, while I had my kids dressed in three coats and wrapped in blankets. Do the little White kids not get cold? If they do, is the tantrum they throw right after they get inside and attempt to warm up? Other things I’ve see my White buddies do in freezing temperatures includes:
Play touch football in shorts and a t-shirt
Cross country ski down the street when there’s too much snow to jog.
Anyway, I’ve always wondered, are White people born impervious to cold, or do you actual train your children to be cold resistant by not putting coats on them?
Thank you Sir, and have a great day.
Man I am originally from Clearwater Florida and have since been transplanted in Ala-backwardass-Bama. Folks here start buying up all the gat damn milk and bread if the temp drops below 60. If it gets below 55 we start pumping in sunshine, and anything under 50 and a state of emergency is declared. So honestly I don’t know what them crazy ass white folks are doing up there. I don’t think it is so much that white people like cold weather than it is black folks DON’T. You know why black folks don’t play hockey?
1. They don’t feel the need to dominate yet ANOTHER sport.
2. Damn it’s cold!
I often look at the weather during the winter – you know, when there is 78 inches of snow and the Northeasterners are all stuck in their houses or shoveling snow for 4 hours so they can get to their cars – and think to myself… What the phuck were the “settlers” thinking. It MUST have been a nice July day or some ish when they decided to stop. They was like, this is NICE? Cool – Then winter came and they was – damnit! So honestly I am no help.
When me and Bef was at Hooters a few weeks ago she asked me about why white folks let their kids run crazy in restaurants. I was going to answer her but I had to chase my kid down cause he was running around the restaurant – true story.
Shirtless white people at football games ARE cold – they are just too prideful to admit it.
I sleep with a fan on but my windows are closed…
Cross country ski down the street ?? Really.. that actually sounds fun – cept I don’t ski and I hate snow – but I’d slide down a hill on a tube or something!
White people may be born impervious to cold up north, but down here.. we ain’t trying to do jack when it’s cold. I’m serious, you know how people call into work sick? Well I once called in to work cold.
For next week, can I get some of my country azz southern dark skinned friends to ask me a question?