Dear White guy….
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Zell you're being a little Emo here...
Random azz thoughts I’ve have…
Why do people stop in MERGE lanes? Biatch keep moving… it’s called merging…
Why does my daughter wake up at 3:11am EVERY GAT DAMN DAY.. Not 3:10, not 3:12.. 3-ELEVEN…
Damn!!!
Is Beth gonna be pissed at that one…
Beth is all up on Hex so bump Beth..
My co-worker is a fvcking tool
It’s true!
If SHlT smelled good, then how would we describe things that stink? Man, your bref smells like… some really bad smelling stuff..
Sometimes I poot, then I smile because I know if somebody was there to smell it they’d be fugged up…
This lady got out of her car at a red light to close the trunk and instead shut her jacket in the trunk.. .so there she was, stuck in the damn road with her jacket closed up in the trunk and the car running… ya damn right I laughed..
I realize I don’t really like old people, or fat people. They both walk slow as hell.
??????
The lady on the sign at Popeye’s looks a lot like Choc
I said DAMN!!!!
Why is Choc so damn sexy?
God I love chicken…
I seriously just thought to myself, I wonder if Slaus really is ashy as hell (I’ve never actually seen his ashyness in person)
Yeah he probably is..
I would be a jerk if I was rich.
I’m kind of a jerk now…
I wonder if I feed my co-workers fish too much if they’ll die..
How much is too much?…
I need to pee
I timed it, reading at a normal pace this took about a minute in a half.. too long.. too short.. I don’t know…
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Choc is going to beat Zell's ass for this!
but wayment why would I be pissed cause you think Choc is sexy? I don't want you!!! lol
LOL. I am cracking up at this post and yes I also hate people who stop in a merge lane always about to cause an accident with those behind them.
Why do people stop in MERGE lanes? Biatch keep moving… it’s called merging…
^^^THISSSSSS all dayum day!!!
Oh, and Zell, Ion't look like that fried chicken lady!! *mushes you*
All you darkies look alike.
LMAO… fugg your life, dot.
"Why do people stop in MERGE lanes? Biatch keep moving… it’s called merging…"
I don't even wanna TALK about people merging. This stupid twat student driver one day almost caused like 12 car wreck because they stopped
Choc is mighty fine. *nods*
I need to be able to work from home. *sigh*
Choc is FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. That is all. *wolf whistles*
Random: I need to get in the kitchen and make the snickerdoodles for the twin because THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!!
THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!!
Congrats!
Why do people stop in MERGE lanes? Biatch keep moving… it’s called merging…
TRUTH!
Choc is fine! = more truth
And in conclusion: Boobs
"Why is Choc so damn sexy?"
It's a good question.. but it doesn't really require an answer, just continued research. And thank you for posting the picture twice.
Takes off shirt, pours oil down my chest, rubs it in, walks off…. "Don't want me?""" pfftfftfft…
*hollers*
somebody please get this fool!!!!
You are such a f-….
::stares at Zell's oily self, all glimmer ass glimmering::
…ooool.
*tears of mirth*
*HOLLERIN*
iCan't!!!
You need some kind of award for that post. Titties, chicken, fine women…. You hit some kind of trifecta.
I just laughed so hard I choked. Seriously. And those boobs distracted me awesomely, so it took me 5min to figure out I wanted to say this after I finished reading the post:
I would like to point out that I am a fat person who walks very quickly…so you can like me.
I would like to point out that I am a fat person who walks very quickly…so you can like me.
Me too:)
man I had to do some covert, eye-spy, secret squirrel type ish to get these pics while I was at work! thank God we have an internet connection that is not monitored…I had to log into that so I could get the booby pics and I had to ask Choc's permission to use her pics.
iHollered when I first read this. HOLLERED!! Thanks to Zell & everyone else for making my day!!
first thing i read on the board today…. is this ish….. zell you are both adored and fired ass fired at the same time.
You were spitting some truth.
III need to know… why is the 4 way stop just like a meeting of 3 idiots and you. NO one knows if it's their damn turn to go and it's like : BYTCH!!!!! the person to the left of you and whomever was at the stop first!!!!!!
That's why i just drive threw that bytch when everyone else is hesitating.
I go through that shyt like THUG LIFE!!!! in my station wagon…. while kiddie songs play.
I usually just roll through them shats anyway. I play the law of averages and figure it's a pretty slim shot that me and one more person that doesn't give a fugg about a 4 way stop are going to meet at the same time at the same 4 way stop.
Oh yeah…. and titties. Awesome… boobies.
yeah yeah yeah…. choc is a pretty mofo. but she aint shyt
I can't stand when ugly babies cry. It befuddles me how I am able to tolerate cute babies crying but not for one second can I stand an ugly azz baby crying. I already don't want to hold you baby, crying is not in your best interest homey.
Or when they are drooling or snot nosed…yuck! If I'm around kids and they have one of the five ailments going on 1) snot nose 2) sick 3) crying 4) drooling 5) dirty, I damn near have a panic attack. lol Folks laugh at me, but when you got child avian flu and have peanut butter n jelly handprints on your pants, you wont be laughing then. lol
I don't like them touching me with their dirty hands…. my poor godchil'ren were so confused when I would hug them, but play keep away with their hands! LOL
"I see random babies and think to myself – damn my kids are way prettier than that baby."
^^^^THIS! I do it all the time then I feel guilty and do a little prayer for my future kid.
Side note…I would be that person who stops in the merging lane.
Just keep moving.. pace the traffic you are merging with and TAKE that spot that opens. Merging is essential to the flow of traffic.
I learned how to drive a year ago and since that time..I've driven about 10 times total. I'm terrified of driving. I was so flustered the last time I did it…I started crying afterwards and haven't driven since. I'll just leave the merging to others. LOL.
I totally feel your pain… same boat.
Then it's YOU I'm cussing out DAILY at the EW Connecter & S. Atlanta Road intersection!!!
in my Ludacris voice *MOVE BEEATCH….GET OUT THA WAAAY!!"
*cowers* I'm sorry.
::sneaks in the to comfort Zuly::
Put your head riiiiight here, darlin.
You can ride with me!
Choc you live here in ATL too? i KNOW what you mean. that ish pisses me off. nobody in atlanta can drive worth a damn. maybe 10 out of every 100
I see pretty little babies and think, "My future baby better come out as-cute or cuter than that baby…or I'm putting it back in."
*hollering at this entire thread*
iCant stand people who stop in a merge lane…or drive 20 miles under the speed limit. Get off the daggone road then!
And in conclusion, boobs.
This entire post made me chortle most heartily. Promote this guy, Zell!
Boobs!
"Sometimes I poot, then I smile because I know if somebody was there to smell it they’d be fugged up"
- THAT sht had me DYING!!! because i often think the same thing.
Oh yea. I wrote a song about boobs. I wish I had one in my mouth right now…not gonna lie.
I laughed my azz off here..all this thread if missing is booze.