Dear White guy….
…..Apparently not one of you have any more questions that you need me to answer or you have grown tired of my responses. Either way, my inbox is empty. So for the sake of not letting this opportunity slip by, I am taking this space to share some of me with you.
Random azz thoughts I’ve have…
Why do people stop in MERGE lanes? Biatch keep moving… it’s called merging…
Why does my daughter wake up at 3:11am EVERY GAT DAMN DAY.. Not 3:10, not 3:12.. 3-ELEVEN…Why is Choc so damn sexy?
Is Beth gonna be pissed at that one…
Beth is all up on Hex so bump Beth..
My co-worker is a fvcking tool
If SHlT smelled good, then how would we describe things that stink? Man, your bref smells like… some really bad smelling stuff..
Sometimes I poot, then I smile because I know if somebody was there to smell it they’d be fugged up…
This lady got out of her car at a red light to close the trunk and instead shut her jacket in the trunk.. .so there she was, stuck in the damn road with her jacket closed up in the trunk and the car running… ya damn right I laughed..
I realize I don’t really like old people, or fat people. They both walk slow as hell.
The lady on the sign at Popeye’s looks a lot like Choc
Why is Choc so damn sexy?
God I love chicken…
I seriously just thought to myself, I wonder if Slaus really is ashy as hell (I’ve never actually seen his ashyness in person)
Yeah he probably is..
I would be a jerk if I was rich.
I’m kind of a jerk now…
I wonder if I feed my co-workers fish too much if they’ll die..
How much is too much?…
I need to pee
I timed it, reading at a normal pace this took about a minute in a half.. too long.. too short.. I don’t know…
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