Dear White Guy,
Will there ever come a time where white guys will appreciate a big booty the way they appreciate big boobs?
In short, probably not. I know I am an exception to the rule with white guys but I love a nice round booty. Long backs don’t do it for me, never have. I have always liked the shorter, thicker, girls over the taller skinny ones.
I love boobs. But not the crazy big boobs. I like the boobs that are just a tad bit more than a handful. I’ve heard my white friends talk about this girl or that girl and when I ask them about the girl not having a booty, they just shrug. I think it goes back to what I said in my last installment.
People know what they know. When a person is programmed to think a certain thing is attractive their entire life, they just find it attractive. Much like how black men love big ole fat azz white women 0.o Eventually our entire population will be inter-racial. I think slowly over time the anorexic look will cease to be attractive (it already is). Nobody wants to bruise a hip while smashin some chick built like a zombie. But until then, you can count on your white friends to fall all over themselves when they see the olson twins in a bath towel, because frankly, they are programmed to do so.
As always, ask whitey at gmail and I’ll do my best to answer. I know a lot of you have written in and I promise I will eventually get to yours. I get one a week. Also, when you ask 10 questions, I usually pick one and discard the rest. So make em count.
Beth Note: The fact that this post had me looking at boobs and azz before 8 am this morning is just ugh! Should have made Slaus set this post up!
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Can you hear me now??? YES!!!!!
"When a person is programmed to think a certain thing is attractive their entire life, they just find it attractive. Much like how black men love big ole fat azz white women 0.o "
maaaaan. I don't know what it is about brothers and fat white women…..
You rarely see a brother with a kate upton.. a kate winslet or a christina hendricks type… it's always some ol capri-sun pouch shaped chick.
I mean if they like fat black women then why not like fat white women?
where I live that is NOT the case
they prefer slim/shapely in shape black women
but will get a fat nasty blubberly looking white woman…
it's rather confusing
Well then…. :- l
THIS
RIGHT
HERE
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Where I live you do but that means they have MONEY and can get who they want with it. But if you're talking East Jesus, Indiana then dude is looking for a big ol thick girl, sans pigmentation, because he likes the body type. And any white chick who knows the worth of her looks is going to where the big fish are.
Yes. My ex-girlfriend was not the cutest girl in build, but every brother in a 30 mile radius wanted to smash her and by pass me.
But me and my 36c/d's were cool with that. B-)
*Quinn*
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/aeRfk.gif">
And this gif has sent me home to glory.
Yes, this is pure greatness
MUFASA MUFASA MUFASAAAAAA!!!
You gots to go away. I read that it Mufasa's/J.E. Jones's voice, damn it!
I want to know what it is about white guys that make them say that Kate Upton is fat.. Kate upton?? fat?? seriously???
The queeeen of the catwalk jiggle????
[youtube QOjKVuXL0P4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOjKVuXL0P4 youtube]
Dibs.
i swear i have watched this video about 10 times …. judge me.
she's not fat!!
she's not real shapely either…her mid section is square like sponge bob
but fat she is not!!!!
white men are special that is all I can say
She doesnt have hips… so yeah she is a bit spongebobbie
She's fat?! Those men need to git da phuq up outta dis world with that bullshyt!
People call HER fat? rofl Fat tittied, maybe? #JiggleJiggleJiggle
Genuine moment of Numbles household conversation just now:
Can't: "Yea, she's much better coming towards you than she is walking the other way."
Me: "She walked away?……………………………………
……………………I genuinely didn't notice that"…..
Oh……
Did this fool just say "Capri-sun pouch shaped"?
I just died
He did, and now he's gotta explain the death of two white men. Good luck in court, Ashy!
No, 3 because I got a visual of the aforementionedly shaped white woman getting "romanced" by a black guy and my brain exploded.
Kate Upton is NOT fat. And she could get it every day of the week that ends in Y. Twice on Sunday.
I've wondered the same thing. I never thought the white boys on my job ever "looked" at me like the black men did until a friend hipped me to it. Apparently more and more of them are secretly wanting to cross over to the dark side and check out what us small waist-ed big booty average tit chocolate girls are about. *giggles*
Dibs
You's a funny Brother.
"…check out what us small waist-ed big booty average tit chocolate girls are about."
::wipes sweat off brow::
::Buys new zoom lens for camera…..::
I think a lot of white guys have been attracted to black women but most just haven't gone farther than that. Either they think their peer group will not support them in their choice or that the black women themselves would not be interested in them.
In the beginning I always dated those that had one white parent or were part of the Alternative scene but the choice expanded as I got older. A lot of them liked my long curly hair but others like my personality and how I treated them, plus I liked their bodies. And I had been pretty obvious about not liking the blonde/blue white girl thing.
She's not fat, they're just douche bombs.
Mostlots of white guys are afraid to approach black women. Because black women are 'notoriously' "anti-interracial relationships."
boom!
there it is…
Umm what? This is a case of not understanding what I nor my friends are not.
I thought it was because black women are notorious for having an attitude
…… thaaaaat to.
aaaaand notorious size queens allegedly.
There is nothing a small dacked man co do for me in the bedroom so……
the whole size queen thing is kinda silly to me….
1 not all black men are hung like a horse
2 I am not about to have my insides rearranged just so I can say I was boned by some big dack mandingo
I don't even understand it
but maybe they ish is stretched all out of shape and need something that big to even begin to feel
*shrugs*
i don't think being a size queen is a bad thing at all. Folks like what they like and what feels good is what feels good.
hell, we dudes are size kings are damn selves. she gotta have this much ass or that much titty, it's no different.
that is true
but I'm just thinking of having some anaconda sized dack inside me rearranging the way God put me together *shudders*
"but I'm just thinking of having some anaconda sized dack inside me rearranging the way God put me together *shudders* "
……. don't you ever make me laugh like that again……
"1 not all black men are hung like a horse
2 I am not about to have my insides rearranged just so I can say I was boned by some big dack mandingo "
Say all of this again Beth
A white man told me he got tired of being considered a consolation prize, so he just stopped trying.
I thought I wrote a reply here…
but apparently I didn't lol
anyway
YES!!!
sistas are now saying well since I can't find a decent black man I guess I'll get a white guy
I mean really ladies…would you want a man to pick you because he couldn't get what he truly wanted?
I feel bad for white guys in that situation…it's just sad and pitiful!
Which might explain why they pursue…and are psychotically pursued by…ASIAN GIRLS.
Funk, West coast Asian women are a whole 'nother level, but part of it is the significant Asian population that has always been here. White kids grew up with Asian classmates most of their lives so there's more interaction so of course there is going to be those that pursue each other for physical or financial dreams.
And I feel sorry for them!
Actually, not really. Let them be stupid.
You might want to ask my dad and stepmom about that one since she is anything but anti-interracial.
I hear the Latins are cool.
you know what heffa
hey Beff. Just some partisan advertising ya know.
Man… I had the boys teasing me in a hundred mean and nasty ways about my behind in school… later turned out – quite a few were in fact impressed/intrigued and tried to hit on me later on. It's not so much that white boys/men don't LIKE it – they are not SUPPOSED to like it, so they mostly don't go for it. Because that's what society dictates… it's gotten better since J-Lo and Bouncey, granted. They really made a impact.
^^ dibs.
LMAO @ dibs :: daps ::
Get in line.
Oh, and you might wanna bring a tent. IJS…
I thought I was the only one that called her Bouncey!
Nope… apparently some great minds do work alike, I've seen that moniker used by quite the number of people
So…no one is gonna comment on the massive mammaries & those headphones, huh? Oh, aight den…
Jennifer Aniston? BLECH.
My sentiments exactly.
I'm still sore that heffa beat out Tina Turner, Eartha Kitt, flipping Beyonce, Sophia Loren AND Christina Hendricks on that Mens Health list.
I will NEVER understand what it was that Brad ever saw in her.
He's one of the biggest stoners in HWood and she smokes too.
Yeah… I love white girls, but I never understood the appeal of that narrow behind woman.
*Quinn*
Most white women think or have been conditioned to think that curves, hips and anything but a flat butt are bad but that large breasts are the business. Blame the Northern Europeans but the Latin/Mediterranean cultures love it and their women don't have body image issues.
I work with this semi-hick from FLORIDA y'all and he looks for booty over booby like me and we were talking about the women we see everyday, who has it and who needs it to meet our ideals. And I know exactly which white women get hit on by black guys. But I also see which white women have eating disorders and body image issues relating Media's depiction of the body they say women should have, and do everything they can to lessen the their outstanding bodies. There is one blonde/blue who has booty but I know she hates that she has that much.