This is for all of you little whores and your love for all things zombie azz zombie.
This morning marked the first time we saw TellTale’s The Walking Dead game in action, and now we’ve got some more concrete, official details for you.
The first of five monthly episodes of The Walking Dead is set for release in late April on the Xbox Live Marketplace for Xbox 360 for 400 Microsoft Points, on PlayStation Network for $4.99 and on PC and Mac as a season pass for $24.99 from the Telltale Online Store and other digital outlets.
Telltale has also revealed details for a limited time pre-order offer available via their online store. Pre-order customers will get the chance to join the cast of the game in episode four, where they will be modeled as a human survivor before being killed and then returned to life as a ravenous zombie. Pre-ordering also qualifies customers for a 10% discount (get the 5 episode season for $22.49; normally $24.99).
Eff everything aBOUT this game, son. EVERYTHING.
iIIIiii ain’t watching the same show and I sure as hell ain’t gonna play the damn video game, people. Not never not nan…….. ok I might.
Hell I’m still not done with season one of The Walking Dead….ok let me not lie.. I’m not done with episode one of season one. Maaaannnnnnn I turned that ish off when the black man and his son were in the house crying because the wife/mother zombie kept coming back to the house trying to get in. Helllllllllll no!! I like my sanity.
I already told you, bytches that you do NOT want me to be a member of your Zombie apocalypse team as I will NOT be helpful. I WILL run back to try and save my wife or my babies, I WILL be yelling and crying and giving up our position and if I get bitten, I WILL lie and say that I didn’t and because i’m ashy as fugg, you wouldn’t know if I was decomposing or not. By the time you figure it out I would already be trying to snack on your face. Allll on your face.
Anyway, I heard Season three of The Walking Dead starts soon and with this game coming out in April, you lil gruesome bytches should be having a zombieriffic time. If you need me I’ll be over here watching Glee and doing other bytchmade shyt.