This is for all of you little whores and your love for all things zombie azz zombie.
This morning marked the first time we saw TellTale’s The Walking Dead game in action, and now we’ve got some more concrete, official details for you.
The first of five monthly episodes of The Walking Dead is set for release in late April on the Xbox Live Marketplace for Xbox 360 for 400 Microsoft Points, on PlayStation Network for $4.99 and on PC and Mac as a season pass for $24.99 from the Telltale Online Store and other digital outlets.
Telltale has also revealed details for a limited time pre-order offer available via their online store. Pre-order customers will get the chance to join the cast of the game in episode four, where they will be modeled as a human survivor before being killed and then returned to life as a ravenous zombie. Pre-ordering also qualifies customers for a 10% discount (get the 5 episode season for $22.49; normally $24.99).
Eff everything aBOUT this game, son. EVERYTHING.
iIIIiii ain’t watching the same show and I sure as hell ain’t gonna play the damn video game, people. Not never not nan…….. ok I might.
Hell I’m still not done with season one of The Walking Dead….ok let me not lie.. I’m not done with episode one of season one. Maaaannnnnnn I turned that ish off when the black man and his son were in the house crying because the wife/mother zombie kept coming back to the house trying to get in. Helllllllllll no!! I like my sanity.
I already told you, bytches that you do NOT want me to be a member of your Zombie apocalypse team as I will NOT be helpful. I WILL run back to try and save my wife or my babies, I WILL be yelling and crying and giving up our position and if I get bitten, I WILL lie and say that I didn’t and because i’m ashy as fugg, you wouldn’t know if I was decomposing or not. By the time you figure it out I would already be trying to snack on your face. Allll on your face.
Anyway, I heard Season three of The Walking Dead starts soon and with this game coming out in April, you lil gruesome bytches should be having a zombieriffic time. If you need me I’ll be over here watching Glee and doing other bytchmade shyt.
The question is not if the game is good or not, the real question is can I turn the gun on my fellow team members, especially the little ones wearing hats that ARE ALWAYS CAUSING ALL THE DAMN PROBLEMS!?
Sign.
Me.
Up.
Hellz yeah…lets do this!
Nope, not gonna play. Not cause I'm scared of zombies but cause in every zombie apocalypse game I play with friends I'm turned into the sacrificial lamb.
Give me a shotgun, two shot gun shell belts, and I'm good. I'm taking a cue from Katniss Everdeen and taking my azz up a tree! Well, a tree with strong branches!
But what if fate decides to be funny and you get zombies that know how to use a chainsaw?
Wrong zombie apocalypse. TWD zombies are the usual slow, dumb, but strong kind… unless they evolve.
Fugg UK running zombies and RE!!!
Right, I was on my run yesterday thinking, sweet, I'm getting my cardio in for the Zombie Apocalypse. I will not be caught!
You know they got a Zombie Apocalypse marathon going on all over the country, right? Perfect practice.
Yeah, there's a zombie 5k in Washington that I want to do. Some of the zombies are slow and lumbering, some are sprinters. I wonder if I could run while simultaneously screaming, but not use up all of my oxygen???
Do like metal artists do, scream from the diaphragm.
I'll blow it's head off.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I'd do this, but apparently the zombies list is already filled up in B'More:
http://runforyourlives.com/
Ooooh! I want to do the one in Indiana!!! I'll be in town that weekend! Oh ish, its ON!
I can already feel myself hyperventilating.
I don't know about that game (Or should I say, game/show?).
What I DO know, is that season three of walking dead is going to be SICK. Maybe even better than season 1. At least it should be. I've read the graphic novel (which is great), so I know the general direction they'll be going in. I love how it doesn't copy the comic directly; it's like they simply take the basic concept of some aspects and make it their own.
I don't get the zombie obsession. But then again, they seem to have replaced the alien obsession that was prevalent during the 80's and 90's (which I also didn't get.)
Give me cool vampires and awesome werewolves/lycanthropes ANY day!
It's not obsession….it's preparation for the inevitable: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/21/mysterious-… sayin
if there's ANY chance in the game i get to murder death kill carol i will go on vacation in my house and murder death kill carol over and over…and over again…poppin her damn chops at rick!…guess she didnt notice that that was HER SEED he went went to try and save!…not his own seed ~carl im 12 twelve and do what i want~carol kept her punk ass under that truck!…guess before the zombies she never saw "not without my daughter"…
and if given half the chance i would bite the ish outta her myself seeing as she once again…was good lookin out for her own closely cropped locks…she did so and got andrea stranded!…didnt give half a piece of a fk to look over her shoulder to see if andrea was right with her…nope…she surrre didnt!…
even more so than carl's useless ass mother ~"WHERES CARL HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?!?!~ ugh please kill urself!…but im sorry where was i?…carol!…she gotta go and…well hells bells not sure if im straying way off the path…letting season 2 of TWD bathe me in anger…again…~heads back to my lurker's box now~
I concur….Carol must go and take Lori with her…