As much as we all love them, I think it’s time for nerd nation to speak the truth:
YouTube Light Saber battles are kinda played out.
Kittens, babies, turtles, old ladies, Cholos, Politicians — any kid with time to kill and a copy of AfterEffects can make this happen, and with a world of Star Wars nerds eagerly clicking on anything even remotely related to the movies — the overflow was inevitable. Sure every now and then you’ll see a new twist on the thing that reminds you what’s so great about the idea in the first place, but then all you have to do is look over at the related links to find eleventy billion less inspired versions featuring the family dog fighting the mailman.
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What we really need is a new angle. A fresh, untapped way to casually enjoy fanvideos without feeling like you’ve seen it all before. And I think I’ve finally discovered it:
Wookie Threesomes.
First off, what cleaning service has employees like this? There’s no way you’re not convincing me that this scenario didn’t originate with Chewie perusing the casual encounters part of Craigslist: Kashyyyk.
With all the jiggling and wet t-shirt action going on, I found myself actually annoyed when the lightsabers broke out.
Adventure, excitement, bras.. a jedi craves not these things.
Btw, my absolute favorite part of this video is when things start to happen and Chewbacca’s eyes start darting back and forth like, “Oh man, is this gonna happen? I think this is gonna happen, oh hell yes this is HAPPENING!”
We’re all fans of something a little too much for our own good — the web (and society, to an extent) prefers things that way it would seem — but are there any facets of your particular favorite show/band/movie fanboy culture that you’ve just had your fill of and would be happy if you never had to see them again?
Speak on it.
@HexaCorde
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The ewoks…. let's all just admit that other than the scenes with Luke, Vader and the emperor, The Return of The Jedi was just GARBAGE.
Oh man, totally agree. It's the Muppet movie with spaceships.
Blasphemer! Both of you !
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Wait, are you defending Ewoks? *takes off rings*
Leave the baby Chewies alone. They are a far cry better then Jar-Jar, cute and cuddly. And made great guard creatures cause hell if they can take down an elite battalion of Imperial Troopers they are not to be trifled with!
That's just the point though. There is NO WAY that could actually have happened. For crying out loud, Princess Leia disarmed one of them with a Granola Bar — and now they're massacring imperial troops?
Never bought that. Neva, eva.
Actually Princess Leia disarmed one with them tiddies, the Granola bar was just a way for him to act like he didn't see them pictures on the halo net of her in that Slave outfit on Jabba's barge. You saw how quick he was humping her leg later on.
[youtube bbofnScfJls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbofnScfJls youtube]
[youtube nCmP7n_jwtA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCmP7n_jwtA youtube]