On “Toddlers & Tiaras,” everyone has a flair for the dramatic, including the pageant boys.
Meet 6-year-old pageant prince Traven, who’s been competing since he was a baby. He now introduces himself by saying, “I’m Traven and the ladies love me,” before doing something odd with his fingers and his tongue, while someone in the background (possibly his mom) hollers, “You are too sexy!” Seriously — he’s 6.
We’ve got an exclusive sneak peek at this week’s episode (Wed., May 23, 10 p.m. ET on TLC), showing Traven’s less-than-princely persona when he’s not on stage. As his mom LaNesia shows off his trophies, sashes and crowns, Traven flips the switch from charming to borderline possessed.
“I’m a grown up. Nobody tells me what to do,” Traven says to the cameras, before repeating it for emphasis: “Nobody tells me what to do!”
“Traven goes from a angel to a demon in 0.2 seconds,” LaNesia says, as he’s seen screaming at her and punching her. And the devil part seems fitting — Traven later mock chokes himself and pretends to convulse for the cameras while saying, “Get outta me, you crazy little devil.” Dramatic, indeed … [source]
WHY is it that every damn mother we see on these shows looks like a severe cry for help!
They are always big fat scraggly heffas with lots of make-up on and perfect hair and sitting around smiling like the fact the make-up and perfect perm will make us forget a heffa is 300lbs of pure trailer-park fuggary.
Sitting there trying to live vicariously through their attractive children.
LOOK at this heffa!!! with.. with her gold front teeth!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
And as far as this little boy? Bytch don’t say nothing when years from now, this lil mufugga has 30 kids by 33 different chicks. yeah i know it isn’t mathematically possible but math and logic has never stopped n***adry in the past so why now.
Man… would she think a lot of that shyt would be cute if he was a little girl???
I wanna beat her and that child down to their very DNA helix.