There are some women who learn that their husbands are cheating and handle themselves with dignity and grace, and there are some who buy impotence-inducing pills on the black market and try to make their philanderer’s penis soft forever. It’s the old, if I can’t have him, nobody can scenario and it’s a dangerous game to be playing.
It allegedly happened in Taiwan. Ms. Liu, a housewife, knew that her husband was sleeping around and tried to lure him back with sexy lingerie and porn, but when that didn’t work, she took matters into her own hands.
Liu hired a private investigator who was able to procure the softy pills, as I’m calling them, and the rest, I guess, is history. There are no details about how or if she fed her wandering husband the illicit drugs, but doctors say that taking too many of them could result in permanent erectile dysfunction. And, if convicted, Liu could spend up to 12 years in prison. That’s gotta be some hard news to swallow.
Any man or woman who’s been brutally scorned knows that the pain can make you consider doing crazy things, like smashing a guitar, tagging a car, or burning some clothes, but sane people eventually cool down and realize that it’s better to take the high road than to release some anger on unsuspecting material possessions.
There’s no excuse for property damage or, in this case, penis damage. Not only does it make you seem like a lunatic, it’s morally reprehensible and, in most cases, illegal.
There’s a reason they say that living well is the best revenge, and not impotence pills. If you want to get back at someone who’s cheated on you, find happiness. They’ll be jealous forever. {source]
Damn, dude. She basically said:” If I can’t have the dack then No one can!! ZIM ZIM ZALLA BIM!!!” Then this hefer just starts poisoning fools all willy-nilly ass nilly.
What happened to just setting dude’s car on fire? Killing his dog or something.
Sheeeeeesh.
Take the L and moooove on.
Thanks to Ms Jessica for the send in.
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She hit ol' boy with that ancient chinese secret<img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/2mxh7de.gif" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
There is a such thing as just leaving… people always trying to hurt the peen…
Peen is good, women! Peen is goooooooodddd!!!!
"Peen is good, women! Peen is goooooooodddd!!!! "
Except when it's being bad, as Mr. Liu found out.
I think ms.Bok Choy better pray to the dack gods for forgivness<img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/23m0pxe.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
ion't know girl… ion't know…
Disrespecting the dyck is frowned upon by the universe.She's gonna need that karma cleanse if she ever wants experience the joys of jibby ever agan in this lifetime.
This only would have been funny if she'd divorced him after knocking his dyck in the dirt…I mean, why stay with an impotent man who you know is a cheat? Seems like you're punishing yourself at that point.
She proabably just wanted to gloat in his face. Just sit there and laugh about his misery allllll IN his face! lol
Taiwanese-style cold noodles sound really good right about now.
"And, if convicted, Liu could spend up to 12 years in prison. That’s gotta be some hard news to swallow." well if she stays with him she won't have to worry about swallowing anymore
Mmmm well technically she probably could.. but it would just be "diet".
o.o
Since Asian men are "rumored" to have small penises… did she only need to give him half a pill at a time?
I mean I'm just asking for clarification….
o.o
Whaaaa?
::sigh…smh…::
The phrase that pays……"Ain't no dack worth going to jail for!!!"
And there it is!
I think Asian women have the market cornered on things they do to cheating husbands…I can't really be mad though