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CherBear’s Parade of Pretty

July 30, 2012 by

Welcome to CherBear’s Parade of Nations!

NBC disappointed me with their shoddy coverage, but I am here to make it all better. Until the Olympics end (or you get sick of this, whichever comes first) I’ll be bringing you the most beautiful Olympians from around the World. Men and Women. Cyclists, Divers, Track, Sailing. Blondes, Bald, Redhead. YES!

*Men, I tried, I had to pick women with pretty faces cuz these ladies have NOT one bit of extra fat to be found on their bodies. They will ground your souls into DUST with their thighs.

Usually parades are in some kind of order, I ain’t got no damn order, just feast your eyes and enjoy. Pop in your own soundtrack and lets get this parade started.

BERMUDA

Roy-Allan Burch
6’1″ – 26 yrs old
Swimming
*He trains in Charlotte, NC. I’m just, you know, putting that out there.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Allyson Felix
5’6″ 26 yrs old
Track

TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO

Emmanuel Callender
6’2″ 28 yrs old
Track
Hey Trinidad and Tobago! How would you like to host an all ladies OHN Meet-up?

BRAZIL

Fabiana Claudino
6’4″ 27
Indoor Volleyball

AUSTRIA

Bernhard Eisel
6’1″ 31 yrs old
Cycling

THAILAND

Nina Ligon
5’4″ 20 yrs
Equestrian

Some of the cuties on deck:



If you want to know who they are you have to come back.

What kind of Olympic cuties get you excited?

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.

When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. ChiDiva says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Bernhard Eisel could get it

  2. foolishnessandf**kery says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Where is dude that carried the flag for Fiji??? LAWDAMERCY!!!!!!!!

  3. foolishnessandf**kery says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:29 am

    This dude: http://www.google.com/search?q=josateki+naulu&amp…

  4. Fadematic says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Michelle Jenneke.

    <img src="http://i50.tinypic.com/24ywp7b.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  5. cakes_and_pies says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Mr. Louis Smith. None of knew what going on with that hair and we didn't care.

    <img src="http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac258/copperblaze2/LM.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  6. originalwharris says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:51 am

    The French Men's Basketball team were scrumptious!

  7. letinstar says:
    July 30, 2012 at 9:59 am

    this is a whole lotta pretty…

  8. Twink says:
    July 30, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Where is my baby daddy from France with his foine azz!? And my other baby daddy from Yemen!? And the flag bearer from Puerto Rico!?!?

  9. Pete Schweddy _T says:
    July 30, 2012 at 10:16 am

    I don't know any of their names, but those sisters from Iran and Iraq in the parade caught me off guard Even the one that was totally covered except for her face was fine. And Marlen Esparza the boxer is a little cutie.

  10. Twink says:
    July 30, 2012 at 10:30 am

    And where is that chick from Sri Lanka? She was absolutely GORGEOUS with her Colgate smile lol

    ::goes back to my twitter to see who else I was oohing and aahing over::

  11. Cher_Bear says:
    July 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

    This is Day ONE! Don't Panic, just ENJOY. I couldn't fit ALL your future baby moms and dads into one post, but we have time.
    Again … we're on DAY ONE of the Parade.

  12. chocl8t says:
    July 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    I feel like a dirty old woman oogling these fahn young thangs….

    Age is definitely wasted on the youth! or is that youth is wasted on the young? Arrrgh

  13. Damelo Suave says:
    July 30, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    There's a reason they dropped a shytload of condoms on the Olympic Village.

  14. FubsyNumbles says:
    July 30, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Time to get patriotic. From the UK:

    Jessica Ennis, Heptathon – <img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7700000/Aviva-UK-Championships-World-Trials-jessica-ennis-7702202-387-594.jpg"&gt;

    Victoria Pendleton, Sprint Cycling – <img src="http://www.esquire.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Victoria-Pendleton-Exclusive-for-Esquire-UK-2.jpg"&gt;

    Denise Lewis, former Heptathlon champion, now BBC presenter – <img src="http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58289000/jpg/_58289863_denise_lewis_640_360.jpg"&gt;

  15. Damelo Suave says:
    July 30, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    Alyson Felix is gorgeous.

  16. aliciapdx says:
    July 30, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    The second to last one looks like my boyfriend a bit.

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