As much respect and admiration as I have for the esteemed first lady of our nation (seriously Michelle, call me) — there’s no way I’m just gonna let something like this slide by without taking a few shots at it with my friends.
- “Tha Hell did you just call me!?”
- “You call that a pushup? NOSE TO THE FLOOR, MAGGOT!”
- “Oh I know you didn’t just hand me a child wearing a Chik-fil-A onesie..”
- “I don’t care if it is your first day in the secret service — your job is to protect me!”
- And of course the very first quote that jumped into my head when I saw this:
So, what do YOU think she was saying?