As much respect and admiration as I have for the esteemed first lady of our nation (seriously Michelle, call me) — there’s no way I’m just gonna let something like this slide by without taking a few shots at it with my friends.
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- “Tha Hell did you just call me!?”
- “You call that a pushup? NOSE TO THE FLOOR, MAGGOT!”
- “Oh I know you didn’t just hand me a child wearing a Chik-fil-A onesie..”
- “I don’t care if it is your first day in the secret service — your job is to protect me!”
- And of course the very first quote that jumped into my head when I saw this:
So, what do YOU think she was saying?
Hex is about as wrong as two left feet and there is nothing right about him. Every time we yell at Hex, his rebuttal is always that we are doing so simply because he is Black....yeah..think about that.
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"He better not puke or piss on me!"
"OH MY GOD! SNOT BUBBLES!"
"Bytch, you better recognize who the F I iz!"
Why did this make me cry all kinds of tears this morning? Especially the yt vid!
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"Goo goo ga ga at me one more time; I will slap a baby – don't get it twisted."
So neither one of your shiftless parents thought to wipe your face before they handed you over hunh??
Oh my gosh…he's sssoooo beautiful…
For a white boy
what you say about my mama???
"Don't let the First Lady title fool you. YOU TOO..can catch a Chicago-style azz-whooping. Ask Malia and Sasha about me"
YES Twink!!!! Malia don't look like she causes much trouble, but that Lil'Miss Sasha?!?! LoL She is their two bit change!!!
"Spit up on me if you want to…"
where are your tiddayz?!
someone made a stinky in their huggies…SECURITY!!!!
No chocolate milk for you so stop looking!
"come to my house, all I need is fourteen fiteen mnutes with yo lil azz."
This is what I thought about when I saw this picture.
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"Punks step up and get beat down"
so no one else is going to say it?
Just me? OK
O HELL NAWL!
Them drawers ain't be vetted, no ma'am.
Baby: "I just dropped a vote for Romney…..in my diaper."
Michelle: "Oh, so thats why you're soooo heavy."
(Michelle drops baby)
"You showl ish oooglay " In the Suge Avery voice