They want a constitutional right to be topless. What’s the big damn deal? Let em!

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Earlier this month Daily RFT reported about a rally sponsored by the Raelian Movement (a religion that believes in UFOs) to encourage the women of Columbia to shed their tops.

“We want it written into the Constitution that women should be allowed to go shirt-free in public,”  Donna Newman, a Raelian priest and spokeswoman for GoTopless.org, told Daily RFT. “We were human beings before we’re gendered.”

So what can participants (and onlookers) expect this Sunday at Columbia’s Peace Park?

If the following photos GoTopless.org shared with us (from rallies in other cities) are any indication, expect a lot of flesh, a lot of onlookers and a stray counter-protestor.[source]

 

Man…. everyone shut up and let these UFO loving dames enjoy being topless and free.

I support the hell out of this movement . And no it’s not for the reasons you think. It’s not just because I don’t understand this puritanical foolish shame and demonizing of the naked body. It’s not even that I would love to see society forced to mentally evolve on matters such as this either.  It’s not even because I’m just tired of the ridiculous asinine belief that watching bloody violence like heads being blown off or an opponent in the latest greatest video game gets shanked ass shanked in a bloodbath of glory but somehow if a titty is shown on the screen the game/movie is someone indecent and immoral.

No it’s not about any of those things.

I support movements like this for intellectual reasons and the fact that I hate hypocrisy that doesn’t benefit me.

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SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. But just you wait and see,it's only the ones with the knee-itties' that are gonna put em on the glass.

    • Damelo Suave says:

      It's the same way at any nude beach — the ones who need to be covered up are the ones who bare it all…*shudder*

      At least you know it's not sexual

  2. Watch…it's gonna be them Rick Ross built heffas and Grannies with their nipples dragging the floor that wanna go topless

  3. MacDeezNuts says:

    I mean, come on, they're just nipples, they don't hurt anything and it's not like they have some kind of strange power once they get unleashed…
    <img src="http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o569/mac_willi/Epicboobs.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  4. SWFLTransplant says:

    The only good thing to come out of the hell hole of Columbia, MO that I use to live in. Moving to FL was the best decision I ever made. Tiddays be damned.

    • I'm a short drive from como and you are right,it's a hell hole.

      • SWFLTransplant says:

        Everybody loves to refer to it as a "college town". Every time I hear that I call bs on it. I've lived in real college towns, and como isn't even close. Club/bar scene is total azz. You would think with a monopoly on comedy clubs, the Vu would actually have the best music, and better comedians. But nope. I went back a couple months ago to visit the fam. I took a trip to the mall, drove downtown, and I was like "Damn, I'm so bored here". I don't miss a thing about it. The house I bought down here in FL would have cost me $250k easy in como. I only paid $68k. Plus there is so much stuff to do down here. And I don't have to drive 2 hours east or west to find something to do. That's the thing I love the most. Plus I don't have to worry about going out of town and seeing the same people I would see in como. Back in MO, I would go to KC or STL and run into the same mofos I was trying to get away from. LOL!

  5. It's legal in NY and OR to go topless, as breasts are considered non-sexual (unlike the peen or lady hamper.) Portland, OR has many naked activities as being nude is okay legally as long as it's not sexual. Private companies can make their own rules, such as MCDonalds, public transit, etc.

    Man who was naked at the airport and acquitted http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-07-19/news/3

  6. I'm willing to fight for their rights. As En Vogue said, "Free your mind, and the breasts will follow"… or something like that.

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