Slaus is very opinionated and likes to rant about random things. Things which most other people may not even care about… but it won’t stop his fat-headed self from doing it anyway. Remember that “Sh*t SLaus Hates” are his opinions and his opinions alone….Not that of the OHN staff.
Pssssh if you know me, you know good and damn well that this post isn’t about to be a tirade which goes on and on about how much I hate Interracial relationship. Hell, I’ve been in mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny of them my damn self and has a Blond aunt whom I adore and still threatens to beat my azz to this day. Even if she is only 3 apples high.
Hate on interracial relationships? HELL to the no. I’m not even about such nonsense and if you are, bytch drink bleach and get yourself some real issues to worry about. Jive Turkey ho!
I don’t hate any type of love. But what I DO hate are people who get into interracial relationships due to some ol boolshyt reasons as well as all of the nonsense around it. Matter of fact, here are all the things I hate about Interracial relationships.
1). Dudes who claim their is a sexual difference between XYZ race of chick. “I like white girls because they are nastier in bed. They always swallow, always ready to lick on a jibby and..and just nastier in the sack in general.” or “I like Asian chicks because their vagina is tighter, dude.” Are you effing kidding me!??? WHO made up these gatdamn vaginal legends that other fools have come to believe! There are Black women who swallow semen without issue and there are plenty of white women who will set the bed on fire rather than taste cock-snot. Plenty. In 2012 there are no damn differences between a woman’s vagina in any damn racial group. NO Asian women don’t have tighter slanted vaginas! A Vagina is a vagina and each one is different in appearance, size, flavour and ability to satisfy. There is no damn difference, you silly b*tch. Cept for Latin chicks…..they don’t know how to stfu in bed. And Japanese chicks IN japan always make those annoying strangled cat sounds during a dicking. Other than that… no difference.
2). “All Black men who like white women only do so because they are weak and can’t deal with a strong woman.” – No… they just don’t want YOUR ignant azz, hooker. You can’t make blanket ass blanket statement like that about everyone and then act like it is fact. OK I don ti often I will admit but when I do it it’s because ….. ok bunk it.. it’s wrong when I do it also. Still, stfu for me. Maybe see what it is about you that is Kyptonite to brothers. Ganch. Then again… these dudes ( and others like them) coming up next piss me off………
3). The people who want folks purely because they are of XYZ race.
I know some white women who say they ONLY find Black men attractive and no one else. And I know Black dudes who think they have found the Holy grail of hoes purely because she lacks melanin. These people I don’t understand and I kind of find them to be creepy as hell. How do you not find anyone of your own race to be attractive? I don’t get it at all! Now true I think there is something RAWR about Asian and Indian women. A beautiful Indian chick makes a man want to eat fruit that his God told him not to! Still…. how sick would it be to be attracted to someone JUST because they were of that race. That’s weird… sick.. and creepy. I know a white woman is so attracted to brothers that she once dated a fool who looked like a cross between Yaphet Koto and Shaba Ranks. And he wasn’t even a NICE dude at that!!!! Just like I also knew a guy who had a serious thing for Latinas….even if the heffa looked like she crossed the border underground by chewing through rocks and rivers. OK that was racist….but it was funny, fool. Broad looked like she burrowed for fun. AND she was mean!! But I didn’t say anything…all Latin women haves knives and they stab people because it’s Tuesday. What? It’s not racist when it’s true!
4). People who hate a celebrity or other person PURELY because he is with someone of a different race. - Black women and Racist white dudes take the cake with this one. Did you know that white porn actresses who do interracial porn make less money than ones who won’t do interracial? Like seriously….. There are porn ‘actresses’ who won’t do interracial because they don’t want to piss off their fans. Like…. this whore makes money for being able to open her anus easily, but she has to draw the line at interracial because of what her fans might think of her………. yeah let that marinate.
Then there are some black women that…that just…..man it’s crazy. A handful of heffas reading this right now can’t stand Taye Diggs for any other reason than he is married to Idina Menzel. I AM NOT LYING. I guaranteeeeeeee you!!! I remember getting into it with this bass-mouth b*tch once in regards to Taye Diggs. She said she couldn’t stand him because he was yet another famous Black man who had to “get him a white girl.” I explained to her that in fact Taye and Idina had been together since they were both broke ass broke starring in Rent, to which even in the face of facts and examples, trout-face tramp couldn’t let go of her anger to the point she just confessed: “I don’t like him because he is another good Black man with a white woman.” To which i just exited the conversation. Because you can’t speak logic to illogical people. Please believe that I’m not making this up. These women who do this, DO exist. It might be you. And thus you are a c*nt.
5). People who feel the need to tell people born of interracial relationships, that they have to pick one race…mostly Black. THIS…. is my biggest pet peeve ever in regards to interracial relationships. Stop getting angry when Bi-racial people don’t want to be placed in the box YOU think they should be placed in. B*tch they are literally BI-Racial… who the hell are YOU to tell them what they have to be or what they should call themselves like the blood of one of their parents means more or less than the other. That’s the dumbest sh*t in the history of dumb sh*ts. It doesn’t mean they think they are ‘better’ than the group YOU want them to identify with, it may mean that…. ya know… they are what they are!! Sftu with that other nonsense. B*tch get some business. That kind of mentally-stunted thinking is dumb as f**k an only people dumb as f**k believe otherwise….yeah I said it. smoke it. love it.
What also gets me is that fools always want to quote the ‘One drop rule’ like the sh*t is valid. Like..how are you going to pick and choose which racist sh*t you are going to accept and which you aren’t. Because if the same damn people who made the one-drop rule had said they had irrefutable evidence that xyz group was genetically stupid-ass-stupider(not a word) than lmnop group, those same b*tches would be crying racism. B*tch you can’t ‘fake-christian’ this sh*t.. you can’t pick and choooooose whats a sin and what isn’t. You can’t pick and choooose what racist foolishness you are going to side with and which you are going to whine about.
That is nonsense.
In the end, why people love who they love is none of MY business and it is none of yours. It has nothing to do with you or I because neither you or I are in-line to date that person.. we don’t pay their bills..etc etc
Get out of their business.
Take your silly-self down to Bank of America, get a loan and get yourself a Storefront on 4th ave so you can get some business of your own.
Feel free to be offended and post your rebuttals below. Please remember to do so because you feel you have a legitimate counter-point and not because you want me to actually give a f*gg because I’ll just inform you that: