The Men’s RoundTable: What Do You Wish Women Would Understand About Men?

Letters and situations keep coming in from the ladies for the Men’s RoundTable to examine and discuss, but this week we decided to tackle something more fundamental. Namely, this picture:

Surprise, surprise ladies — you gave us our own group and two weeks later all we’re really doing is posting and commenting on booty pics. And let me tell you something:

It.
Is.
AWESOME! 

Some women might not understand how we can be like this all the time and not get tired of it. Some women don’t understand a lot of things men do. We’re all human of course, but the way the sexes look at the world can be very different.

It’s those differences that sometimes lead to the most frustration, and it’s a shame because it really shouldn’t have to.  I mean sure when we do something really wrong you need to let us have it — but what you see so many times when men and women fight is a lack of understanding of what really makes the other side tick.

So this week we put it to the guys to answer a very simple question:

Name one thing you wish women would understand about men.

We presented this letter to the OHN men’s roundtable and opened the floor to discussion.  Men from all across the country offered advice and opinions — and let me tell you, things got pretty real this time around.  Here are some of the highlights:

 

We are very simple creatures. F**k us, feed us, let us watch sports and we’ll pretty much do what they want. Men are programmed to kill shit and drag it back to the cave.

 

 

 

We aren’t mind readers, and our thought process is a lot more straight forward then they assume.

 

Yeah, what he said; Last time i checked we didn’t train at Charles Xavier’s school for gifted youngsters. Bytch we can’t read minds.

 

 

 

1. Men hate to argue, and hate to have long, drawn out talks about things that could be discussed in 5-15 minutes. Get to the damn point!
2. Men wish women would say what you really feel. Stop beating around the bush!
3. Men hate to be compared to other men/relationships from your past.
4. Boobs and ass are awesome, and we’re gonna look (that being said, just because we look doesn’t mean we want to touch).
5. Insecurity is really unattractive.
6. Boobs and ass are really awesome.

 

Men may be simple creatures but we ain’t stupid — 9 times out 10 we know if a chick is just trying to run game or use us for whatever. We can tell if she’s doing stuff she really isn’t into just because she thinks she has to. It’s just a matter of how long we’re gunna go along with it or not.

 

 

Stop thinking that their pussy and head game is more than enough to keep a man while refusing to learn any other skills.

 

Yeah, like how to field dress a deer, or roll a blunt, or pour a perfect pint, or shutting the fuck up.

 

 

 

Men hate it when a woman comes to us with problems they have no intention of ever solving and wasting time talking through hours of details about said problem even though they don’t want a solution at the end. Bitch that is what your girlfriends and Oprah are for. Bring me problems you want solved — not those you wish to wallow in.

 

 

It drives men nuts when women let the world feed into the insecurities they have about their bodies. I’m with you ‘cause I like that you have a dump truck ass. I left my ex for you ‘cause you had a dump truck ass and she didn’t. Stop letting Cosmo and society mess with your self-esteem so much that you end up with a horrid eating disorder that makes me not ever want to kiss you let alone put your mouth anywhere near my junk.

 

 

As men — we don’t really try to change shyt about a woman. A man gets with a woman for the way she is RIGHT THEN. But it seems like a lot of women get with a man because she can see the potential in him.

How ladies figure they can turn a drug dealing thug into Idris Elba, I don’t know — but they do.

 

One thing I want women to understand is that not all men are Mr. Fix-its. I don’t know how to fix everything broken on your car. And that doesn’t make me any less of a man. Sure I can do something’s but don’t at me like I’m crazy because I can’t auto-magically make everything work the moment you tell me your car is making a funny noise. I’m not a mechanic, but I can pay one to fix it. Your daddy was a shade tree mechanic because cars back in his day ran on rubber bands and spit. This shit now has more electronics than your house.

 

I just want her to understand a coupla things:
Yes it does makes you look fat.
That doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
That doesn’t mean I’m out here tryna fugg a skinny bytch.
But gat dammit, if YOU think it makes you look fat — what in Every Available Fugg do you think I’M thinking?
Put something else on and Keep It Moving.

 

Ladies, I love your enthusiasm — but some of you do not know how to give handjobs. I’m sure there are plenty of things that guys could learn to do a little better and handle more delicately, but stop with the trying to start a lawnmower action already.

 

But that’s just our opinion. What do you think?

 

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  • ChiDiva

    Whoever this guy is..''Yeah, what he said; Last time i checked we didn’t train at Charles Xavier’s school for gifted youngsters. Bytch we can’t read minds.''….I want to have all of his e-babies and let him ruin my credit!!!!!!

    • melette

      ChiDvia, that isht was classic. I screamed when I read that. I'd hit it, too. No e-babies, though.

      • http://www.ohellnawl.com Slausito Ramirez.

        :: sucks teeth and oils Up :: :: puts on soft music ::

    • http://www.ohellnawl.com Slausito Ramirez.

      …be gentle.
      it's my first time.

      lmaooooooooooo

  • Satorical

    SAY IT! Tell us what you want, and we will fucking do it!

  • Lately25

    How to Field dress a dear, huh???,….. WHEN YOU FIND THIS CHICK, YOU BETTER KEEP HER!!!

    Otherwise you better be happy with Texas Smokehouse venison sausage out of Kroger's!

    [youtube gfrvMjWNwj8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfrvMjWNwj8 youtube]

    • blu4577

      Just go to the south for this one. They are everywhere

      • Lately25

        NUH UH….. I'm in the south, and I don't know ANYbody around me that knows this…. This ain't the darn Wild Wild West!

      • http://thechocl8tdiaries.wordpress.com/ chocl8t

        Yeah, you need to let go of that outdated and HIGHLY inaccurate stereotype of southern women!! lol I don't know not nan, NONE, NADA, ZILCH…MUTHAFU99IN ZERO women who know how to field dress a GATDAYUM durr. We are far too dainty and Southern Belle-ish for some ish like that!!!

        *buffs manicured nails & sucks teeth*

        • mehtare

          You're not hanging out with the types of people that would know that.

          Not that there's anything wrong with not hanging out with those.

        • blu4577

          FYI I was half way joking and like Mehtare said you arent around those type of women. I dont know where you are from Choc but I am Louisiana born and bred. While I personally do not know who to field dress a deer (would love to know btw) I know several women that do.

        • queensgirl1960

          Choc even tho im from up north i still must give you dapz on that my sista!

  • hautie

    "Last time i checked we didn’t train at Charles Xavier’s school for gifted youngsters. Bytch we can’t read minds."

    That right there says it all.

    I know entirely too many women who deeply believe…. if a man really cares about her… he is suppose to be a mind reader. As if this is a legit possibility. Simply because these same females believe they can read their man's mind…

    Which by the way they can't. But lordy… they really think they can.

    • retired_heathen

      If they could read their man's mind they should know they should be moving their mouth below our belt buckle and not in our ear!

      *caveman grunts*

  • http://www.facebook.com/tracytrips TracyTrips

    "One thing I want women to understand is that not all men are Mr. Fix-its. I don’t know how to fix everything broken on your car."

    <img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/action9026/1327467002112701_animate.gif"&gt;

    THEN WTF ARE YOU AROUND FOR??!!

    • http://hexacorde.blogspot.com Hex

      Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

      <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/qn19jl.gif&quot; />

      • http://www.facebook.com/tracytrips TracyTrips

        Shyyyyyyyyyt you ain't seen the voltage I work with, son

        • http://hexacorde.blogspot.com Hex

          [youtube Ns7Z8ag4oSY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7Z8ag4oSY youtube]

          • http://www.facebook.com/tracytrips TracyTrips

            ::jizz::

          • mehtare

            OMG!

            Hex, I adore you.

            I will NOT apologise to Bef.

            • queensgirl1960

              Hex gots groupies…lmao..

      • http://thechocl8tdiaries.wordpress.com/ chocl8t

        *swoons*

        I FREAKING LOVE LOVE LOVE HEX!!!!

        …sorry Beth, but I do! ;-)

    • shewearsblack

      hahaaaaaa!

    • Lately25

      Then you better have a GOOD friend that knows how to, and gives you and your girl a real good discount!

  • Sugafree

    I freaking love all of this. ALL OF IT!

  • http://www.dimpleandasmirk.com/ The Hell Bus Driver

    How ladies figure they can turn a drug dealing thug into Idris Elba, I don’t know — but they do.

    [youtube nszoNrR8rAI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nszoNrR8rAI youtube]

    • ChiDiva

      BHWB has made my day!!!!!

  • retired_heathen

    Women need to understand that our memory isn't set up like the Library of Congress. We don't remember that far back in the past.

    • Lately25

      Then ya'll better start keeping really good notes!!! Cause you know we do…..

      <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy159/Sphenic/Glee/MMHMM.gif"&gt;

      • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com Pete Schweddy _T

        When that becomes an issue, we drop out of school and enroll elsewhere.

        • ChiDiva

          <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/10ztrv8.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

        • cakes_and_pies

          A man has to be careful with that though.
          A lot of school transfers, 235 credit hours, and no degree is not a good look.

          • http://www.dimpleandasmirk.com/ The Hell Bus Driver
          • Fadematic

            That's why we end up getting high end fake documents and going to some nodescript place like Wallawalla, Washington.

          • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com Pete Schweddy _T

            That's true, but being with someone who spends so much time being an expert at your job while they're clueless about their own is not a good look either.

            • cakes_and_pies

              That's true.

              A man (both sexes do it, but this *is* the men's roundtable) shouldn't let a woman apply and get hired for the position as a partner when she is unqualified and just a novice herself.

        • http://thechocl8tdiaries.wordpress.com/ chocl8t

          PREACH IT PETE!! School the youngins!!! lololol

  • LynnInArizona

    "Ladies, I love your enthusiasm — but some of you do not know how to give handjobs. I’m sure there are plenty of things that guys could learn to do a little better and handle more delicately, but stop with the trying to start a lawnmower action already."

    I'll admit that I was guilty of this but instead of suffering in silence my hubby actually took the time to TEACH me how to pleasure him in that way.

  • DeeBeeR

    THIS RIGHT HERE:

    "It drives men nuts when women let the world feed into the insecurities they have about their bodies. I’m with you ‘cause I like that you have a dump truck ass. I left my ex for you ‘cause you had a dump truck ass and she didn’t. Stop letting Cosmo and society mess with your self-esteem so much that you end up with a horrid eating disorder that makes me not ever want to kiss you let alone put your mouth anywhere near my junk."

  • hautie

    "We are very simple creatures. F**k us, feed us, let us watch sports and we’ll pretty much do what they want. Men are programmed to kill s**t and drag it back to the cave."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I needed to add… that this is the exact man I have.

    He is thrilled with being f*ck and feed. So in return, he gives me no sh*t.

    And I don't care that he loves to hunt… and spends many of his weekends out at the farm with his brothers during hunting season.

    All I ask is that I never find any carcasses in the freezer.

    As country as I am… I am not prepared to come face to face with the weekend's kill. Just chilling out in my deep freeze.

    The only fresh meat I want to see… comes wrapped on styrofoam trays with Kroger prices stickers.

  • blu4577

    *smacks half of this advice off of the table* The men folk expect me to be Houdini then get salty that I speak my mind.

    If you are with your woman long enough to know her then stop lying about seeing/watching/looking at the ass that just walked past. If EYE saw it then I know YOU saw it. Hell my mouth was hanging open too.

    When the women folk get to the poitn and expect a solution FOLLOW THROUGH with it. Dont just agree to some shyt but do the same old ish. This is how folks get stabbed in the face!

    *sigh.. goes out for a strong drink*

  • Jaila

    I am Jaila and I approve these messages. That is all.

    • http://thechocl8tdiaries.wordpress.com/ chocl8t

      Co-muthafu99in-sign!!!

  • yaya120

    field dress a deer? My Westcoast wont let me understand.

    • DaGroovy1

      Mine won't either yaya.

  • OHNCantTakeIt

    Y'all must have been bored as hayle this week because some of these answers are just ignant. Don't argue? Dont' try to change a woman? Y'all know 9 times out of 10 when a woman is trying to run game on y'all? *SNORTS* There'd be less domestic abuse cases and less baby daddies out there if all of that was truth.

    Best answers hands down for their honesty without ego:

    "One thing I want women to understand is that not all men are Mr. Fix-its. I don’t know how to fix everything broken on your car. And that doesn’t make me any less of a man. Sure I can do something’s but don’t at me like I’m crazy because I can’t auto-magically make everything work the moment you tell me your car is making a funny noise. I’m not a mechanic, but I can pay one to fix it. Your daddy was a shade tree mechanic because cars back in his day ran on rubber bands and spit. This s**t now has more electronics than your house."

    "I just want her to understand a coupla things:
    Yes it does makes you look fat.
    That doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
    That doesn’t mean I’m out here tryna fugg a skinny bytch.
    But gat dammit, if YOU think it makes you look fat — what in Every Available Fugg do you think I’M thinking?
    Put something else on and Keep It Moving."

  • FubsyNumbles

    That first one, and the others indicating the simplicity of the male mind? Not so much.

    I like to give myself a bit more credit, and a little more to my life than that. I ain't simple, and nor do I tend to think that way. I ain't designed for hunting and dragging things either…….

  • OHNCantTakeIt

    I thought the purpose of the roundtable was for the men to speak their minds without getting personally attacked, not speaking their minds and everyone agreeing word for gatdamn word. Ain't no way we're three for three on this. Where are the discussions? Where's the respectful disagreement?

    Now that there are no names are attached to the comments it's suddenly peace and love and epic drops of knowledge? GTFOHWTBS…….I'm going to bed.

    • yaya120

      my thoughts exactly. the only thing I heard from this was "STFU woman"

    • originalwharris

      Thank you! I thought it was just me. This is some caveman boolshyt!

  • http://www.ohellnawl.com Slausito Ramirez.

    8 times out of 10, i end up siding with the women… because as a Man, i recognize when we men are on some ol utter booooooolshyt. and I'm never afraid to say it.

    if not for the fact I post titties, I'll prolly get kicked out the group for being a traitor.

  • Fresh Kid Smoke

    Men hate it when a woman comes to us with problems they have no intention of ever solving and wasting time talking through hours of details about said problem even though they don’t want a solution at the end. Bitch that is what your girlfriends and Oprah are for. Bring me problems you want solved — not those you wish to wallow in.

    As men — we don’t really try to change shyt about a woman. A man gets with a woman for the way she is RIGHT THEN. But it seems like a lot of women get with a man because she can see the potential in him.

    How ladies figure they can turn a drug dealing thug into Idris Elba, I don’t know — but they do.

    I just want her to understand a coupla things:
    Yes it does makes you look fat.
    That doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
    That doesn’t mean I’m out here tryna fugg a skinny bytch.
    But gat dammit, if YOU think it makes you look fat — what in Every Available Fugg do you think I’M thinking?
    Put something else on and Keep It Moving.

    I'd give whoever said these the manliest daps ever.

    [youtube VgPwXlTRuHs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPwXlTRuHs youtube]

  • http://www.ohellnawl.com Slausito Ramirez.

    Of all the blah blah and arguments we had on this post, this is still one of my favs.

    "I just want her to understand a coupla things:
    Yes it does makes you look fat.
    That doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
    That doesn’t mean I’m out here tryna fugg a skinny bytch.
    But gat dammit, if YOU think it makes you look fat — what in Every Available Fugg do you think I’M thinking?
    Put something else on and Keep It Moving."

    I know a dude going through hell right now for telling his woman she looked fat in her new dress, after she begged him to be honest. She aint talked to him in 48 hours.

    the fugg????

    • OHNCantTakeIt

      Now see, that shyt is ridiculous, and all the woman's fault. I hate that mess! She wasn't really looking for an honest answer, she just wanted validation on a decision to buy a dress she knew didn't fit her behind. And is gonna be pissed at her man for going out on a limb and actually be honest? Foolish.

      • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com Pete Schweddy _T

        I can pretty much guarantee that he knew it would happen, he just got tired of being the excuse she told he friends when they questioned her judgment.

        "Well, y'all can say what you want. My man said I look good in it."

        A lot of times when we say those sisters should have better friends, they do. They just have a man to use as a built in excuse to override them.

        • mehtare

          But what if the man DOES like her in it?

          That does happen.

  • fourpageletter

    all i'll say is this

    if dudes that weren't about s*it didnt spend so much time getting co-signed by men who tell women to lower their standards and date/consider the man with potential – maybe just maybe we wouldn't feel compelled to try and turn "drug dealing thug into Idris Elba"

    • OHNCantTakeIt

      *LOL* Aren't men the first ones to complain about women "setting their hopes too high" and having ridiculous expectations? But so many men stay wanting it both ways..

      • fourpageletter

        Exactly. It cracks me up.Esp since 'date someone with potential' benefits men only.

    • Fresh Kid Smoke

      I'm pretty sure the "man with potential" and the "drug dealing thug" are not one and the same.

      A lot of women are creating this false dichotomy where they either want a "good man" who makes 6 figures, drives a Benz, has a stock portfolio and a house out in the suburbs, or the dope boy with 2 strikes and 5 baby mamas but "is gonna change for me, I just know it", completely ignoring the rest of the male population that isn't those two archetypes.

      The "man with potential" might be the dude working 2 jobs and going through school, the dude that's working as a mechanic pulling in decent money but not ballin', the IT geek who they just friend-zoned, the dude who has his own place but catches the bus, whatever. Plenty of other men out there who are about something but don't get the time of day because they're not paid enough or not thuggin enough, and those are the dudes they should be considering.

      But no, they go after the baller or the thug and complain there are "no good men" when neither works out.

      Yes, I am aware that this is a 2-way street, and that men who go after the jumpoff with nothing going for her other than looks/being a freak, and dudes that dog every woman out are just as bad, but they're not the ones complaining there aren't any "good women" out there either.

      • http://www.ohellnawl.com Slausito Ramirez.

        basically…

    • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com Pete Schweddy _T

      Umm… trying to turn the drug dealer into Idris Elba is not lowering your standards, it's chasing a fantasy. The reality is you're still trying to get Idris Elba. Lowering your standards is trying to get the guy that works looks pretty good and takes time to get the best out of what he has, has a permanent job that he actually goes to, and is willing to share what he has with you.

      I have yet to hear any man tell a woman to find a man who has potential that said a drug dealer was a possibility. Most good women I've known that have gone the drug dealer route did so because they liked the excitement, liked the money, or both. Then hoped he'd become a classier drug dealer. Lowering your standards is one thing. Dating a drug dealer is either giving up or selling out. How low you lower your standards is up to you and nobody else. Imagine if a man said he wanted Taraji P. Henson and a woman told her to lower his standards, so he found an out of shape woman and expected her to workout until she looked like Taraji P. Henson. Same this as with Elba and the drug dealer.

      • fourpageletter

        I was using the analogy as made above. Most women aren't reaching for that kind of extreme (but I acknowledge they do exist)The dude working towards becoming something – has potential and shouldn't be overlooked. But from a female perspective who dates men – those actively working towards becoming something (instead of just talking about it) are few and far between.We've all heard the saying you don't lose women by chasing money, if a girl is lucky enough to find a 'diamond in the rough' – he's not looking for the same things that you are, and the girl is expected to wait and show extreme patience until he's ready (if that ever comes).I appreciate the male perspective, even if I'm not always in agreement with it. But please consider the perspective of a woman who dates men as somewhat valid as well.

        • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com Pete Schweddy _T

          Women's perspectives on their situations are always valid. I was not discounting the perspective, but like you I was commenting on previous comments. I gave a specific example, turning a drug dealer into Idris Elba. Your first comment was "if dudes that weren't about s*it didnt spend so much time getting co-signed by men who tell women to lower their standards", so I worked with it. But just like most women aren't reaching for the drug dealer/Elba extreme, most men don't tell women to lower their standards, they tell them to be more realistic when setting them. There is overlap, but they aren't the same. .Personally, I feel a man who would tell a woman to lower her standards is not a friend. Anyway, since perspective what you see from where you stand, I never try to invalidate women's perspective, just give them a different one from where I stand as a guy who knows many men who date women.

          • fourpageletter

            Fair enough.But being active in the blogosphere – trust me, women hear it enough from men writers and commenters alike. It's not as rare as you think.

  • SnekyFukinRushn

    "I just want her to understand a coupla things:
    Yes it does makes you look fat.
    That doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
    That doesn’t mean I’m out here tryna fugg a skinny bytch.
    But gat dammit, if YOU think it makes you look fat — what in Every Available Fugg do you think I’M thinking?
    Put something else on and Keep It Moving."

    You might b surprised to know that some women actually would like to have an honest answer to that question! The TRICK is WHAT YOU SAY!!! Women are gentle, don't crush her whole mood with you honesty (thank you btw for being honest, no really, thank you). Yes, A woman knows that that clothes don't work. She ALREADY FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!!! She just needs a little reassuring that she's still loved. You don't compliment a woman saying "I like your big boobs, I like your hair…etc." You, all of a sudden come up with a much more intricate formulations. Because THERE always ARE different words you could chose to get your point across. "That doesn't show ur curves the right way, baby", "Maybe you should try on something different, dear", "My love, maybe you should dress in something a bit more comfortable" IDK…just don't say that sharp "Yes!" and god forbid you to say "I'm not gonna answer that question"

    • Fresh Kid Smoke

      Kind of ties back into "We aren’t mind readers, and our thought process is a lot more straight forward then they assume.", then doesn't it?

      "Does this make me look fat?" is a seemingly simple "yes or no" question, like 1 plus 1. However, instead of the answer "2", you want 2x^2/8y*-41cos-9!

      BTW, Snatch is awesome.

      EDIT: you can't enter a "plus" symbol?

      • http://dontshootmessenger.blogspot.com Pete Schweddy _T

        Excellent point, and it would take a whole 'nother thread to address it. When their is a motive to the question beyond just the answer, there is no simple answer. It's Russian Roulette. If you have to continuously ask yourself "how should I answer this", or "I wonder where she's going with this" before answering a seemingly simple question, that's a major issue.

      • SnekyFukinRushn

        EXACTLY!!
        Lemme draw it for you..

        <img src="http://i.imgur.com/z5q3n.png&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

        Men are perfectly capable of coming up with dozens of excuses not to… i don't know…take out trash (50-100 words/excuse) , but they can't think of a couple of extra words to make a woman feel better? I call bull**** on that one!
        And, don't get me wrong, it's not a deal breaker, but it damn sure won't break a man to be nice!!!

        <img src="http://i.imgur.com/0dJ0H.png&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

        • Fresh Kid Smoke

          Allow me to refer you to brother Pete:

          When there is a motive to the question beyond just the answer, there is no simple answer. It's Russian Roulette. If you have to continuously ask yourself "how should I answer this", or "I wonder where she's going with this" before answering a seemingly simple question, that's a major issue.

          The problem isn't that a man can't come up with a few extra words to make her feel better, the problem is that she asked a multiple choice question, expected an essay answer, and is upset when the man chooses the multiple choice answer he's presented with instead of somehow magically "knowing" it was really an essay question in disguise.

          When a woman asks "can you take out the trash", they both see:
          a) yes
          b) no. If b) then why?
          Simple question, with a follow-up for one answer. Everything is laid out there for all parties to see.

          When she asks "does this make me look fat, be honest" he sees:
          a) yes
          b) no
          c) there is no 3rd choice. Anything else just gets the question repeated until you choose a or b.

          She sees:
          "I know I don't think I look good in this, and I expect you to say yes even though I told you to be honest. If you do say yes, I suspect you might not be honest about your answer unless you tell me I always look good in anything even if I really don't in which case you might be lying about other stuff too. If you say no, you obviously don't care about my feelings and you must be looking at other women and expecting me to be some skinny supermodel bytch even if I'm already slim so now I'll be pissed at you even though I told you to be honest and asked a simple question and expected you to understand my underlying intentions in asking it. Either answer will require a paragraph written sensitively so as not to offend me on why I will still be the love of your life no matter how I look.

          BTW, how you answer this question will affect our entire relationship for the near future. Oh, and if you take more than 5 seconds to respond you automatically fail the quiz."

          Do you see where the disconnect occurs?

  • queensgirl1960

    "We are very simple creatures. F**k us, feed us, let us watch sports and we’ll pretty much do what they want. Men are programmed to kill s**t and drag it back to the cave."

    Yep pretty much says it all!