Human Popeye does this to look better…

Look, I’m all for a mofo doing what they need to do to be prettier and healthier but… if he is doing this to look good… Bytch explain this!!!!!!

His arms look dumb as hale, son!!! How is it you have these normal-azz forearms but then you have these biceps that make it look like your arms swallowed a midget’s head and is still trying to digest it!! His arms look like everything else in life was ignored other than his bi-ceps.

Dude, you look stupid-as hale.

Stupid-azz stupid even.

Bodybuilder Moustafa Ismail gives his reaction after being awarded the Guinness World Record for his 79cm (31in) biceps. Speaking in London, Egypt-born Ismail, who lives in Massachusetts, says he lifts weights to look better, and eats 3kg (6.6lb) of protein and six meals a day to achieve his unique shape


 

Thanks to jonesy for the send in

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When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. So many 'roids this guy has some raisin nads.

  2. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  3. what has not been widely reported is that, the size has not been achieved from hard work, but from injecting synthol, a type of oil that fills out muscle fibers. there are photos on the net of many people with this same ridiculous, IMO look. basically like filling a water balloon. RAW is not impressed.

  4. Yeah, this isn't even ingesting roids. This guy is injecting straight into his arms. I could get into specifics about proportions, but the body wouldn't naturally get that far out of proportion unless their was some physiological malfunction. Also, as a bodybuilding fan, I can say with great confidence that he looks like an idiot.

  5. And he play too much. This fool shouldn't be considered a bodybuilder without an actual body.

  6. cakes_and_pies says:

    I guess he'll be the next TLC special.

    [youtube -pU3E8DuLZw&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pU3E8DuLZw&feature=youtube_gdata_player youtube]

  7. He looks like they implanted Mr. Potato Heads in his arms.

  8. The Lurkasaurus Rex says:

    Moustafa Ismail, meet the twins: Schizophrenia and Denial.

    Schizophrenia and Denial, meet Moustafa Ismail.

    Now why don't y'all just gone over to The Corner right there and agree with each other that Mr. Ismail looks juuuuust fine…oh, don't worry about everyone else. We'll be over here looking at this and trying to forget that we ever saw you.

    <img src="http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1925445&t=o&quot; border="0"/>GIFSoup

    • Schizophrenia and what? Dude…using boobs to…oh now I get it. Bouncy goodness to drown out the image of elephantiasis arms. Proceed.

  9. dat synthol…

    Edit: for an explanation click here.

    That stuff can be dangerous. It can literally eat holes in the injection places. Not to mention it just. looks. dumb.

  10. Unca_Ruckus says:

    I bet his azz can't even do fifty pushups. On another note, I'm glad I'm able to access OHN again. I kept getting pushed onto this advertisement pop up for health all this weekend.

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