many of us swear that we remember a time when things were much better…than they are today. And although that may or may not be true, we can all agree that we can remember times where things were drastically different than they are now….. in very comical and nostalgic ways…
So let’s do that, hookers.
Think back…. and Remember back when______________________
Me? I remember when THIS would get me hype as hell….
I also Remember back when Hip Hop- got you HYPE!!!
And I remember when this was a fresh ass ride…….
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
Remember back when we actually played outside as a kid all day long! (Hide -n- Go Seek, Red Light/ Green Light, Jump Rope, etc.)
Remember back when "Call Waiting" didn't exist and you had to keep calling your friends back, cause "they momma was on the phone".
Remember back when you had to adjust the tracking on the VCR just to watch a clear movie.
Remember back when playing with action figures (GI-Joe with the karate chop action was the shyt!) was considered cool.
Remember when you got home from school in the afternoons just in time to catch the cartoon block of Thundercats/He-Man/She-Ra/Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs (best block of programming EVER)….but your aunt (by marriage) wouldn't let your cousins watch it with you because the characters used magic, and the Jehovah's Witnesses didn't get down with that?
Oh, that was just my house? Ok then.
Star Sheriffs was cool, but it weren't no Galaxy Rangers.
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I'll see your Galaxy Rangers, and raise to Bravestarr. Racism at its childhood finest.
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I'll do both of you even one better:
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Bunk all yall!
I couldn't watch the Smurfs because Gargamel's spells were witchcraft!
<—— Not Jehovah's Witness
I couldn't watch the Smurfs because I'm a guy. The Smurfs sucked.
I love you!
this made me bust out laughing and I so need to be laughing today!
i saw him first, lol
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you're new here aren't you???
Remember those after school specials with date rape, drugs, alcohol PSAs? Usually the film would start Candace Cameron or the daughter from Life Goes On
yeah, they need to bring THOSE back instead of this 106&Park sh*t the kids are watching now. i learned a lot from those!!!
I remember when Black women said they didn't give head.
O_o
Sir… oh sir…
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Just saying.. i remember those days…. and i remember not bothering to date many black girls in those days. I was in high school like..hey sista….what's your white friend's name…
I remember when black guys thought going down on a women was punkish and nasty and something only white guys did!!
*buffs nails*
That was a discussion we had in college. All the white dudes were like, yeah we do it and everybody else was, no we don't.
OMG I remember that!. I remember when the first dude in the crew admitted he did it, only person was ewwwwing was one dude..the rest of us were like….ok yeah..i admit it..we do it to
hell i even remember the first time I did it…. i was like…whyyyyyyy have I avoided doing this!!!!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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and y'all used to be like: " We will do it, but we just aint gonna tell everybody we do…. AND we wanted you to get to know us first."
" Get to actually know you before you tasted my penis!!??"
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The way I almost died at work because of this
Well he does have a point.
mmmmmhm. tlaking alllathatshiiiiiiiiit.
aint no 17 year old boy tryna hear that ish!! I was tryna stab tonsils!!!
Yeah i remember that..lol.
Remember the first time you pleasured yourself? Remember how it felt and then the guilt of doing it.. and then trying to do it again. Then when you got done you opened your eyes and hoped your mom or dad was not just standing there looking at you?
o.o
Whaa?
And you can join your cousin —————->>
:: breaks your guitar ::
Vanessa del rio it was…..
Her nipples scared me.
Y'ALL NASTY!
what? Her damn nipples looked like stretched out jujubes! That's some weird ish!
and her clitoris looked like a small penis. for a long time, I though girls had both a vagina and a mini penis that stood guard n shyt
stood guard?
bye Slaus!
2nd in command doesn't give you authority to just be kicking me out all willy nilly n ish!!!
FLOVED her….!
I remember! Was in 1st grade…the feeling was AH-MAY-ZIIIING!!!
Daaaaaaamn you started earlier ol hotbox lil azz!!!!! I'm tellin an adult!!!
I was in like 8th grade n ish. Was watching a vanessa del rio porn, started scratching my balls and the rest….the rest is history
your new name is Hotbox Holly.
Damn Voltron…
Raideen was it!
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maaan you took it BACK!
What abooout
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Remember when you couldn't wait for Saturday morning to sit in front of the TV in your PJs & a big bowl of cereal watching cartoons? Remember when the cartoons had seasons & you looked forward to the new ones that year?
Remember when TV went off?
YO!!!!!!! For a good while, I'd get mad whenever I'd hear the instrumental version of the national anthem on tv, no matter what time it was. Thought that meant it was bedtime, and I wasn't having that.
That little princess! I feel a surprise adoption coming on!
I remember having to change out of school clothes into play clothes. I remember being able to go home for lunch. When going to Mickey D's was a treat. Cartoons came on Saturday mornings (had my bowl of Alpha Bits); actually playing outside with my Barbie dolls and creating our own Barbie mansions, yachts, etc. Playing duck, duck goose……
Remember when it was actually safe for us to play in the neighborhood and our parent's wouldn't have worry bout someone kidnapping us…
How bout the feeling you got as soon as that first street light went on! Better get to the house before mama has to call you!
Remember rushing home from school to watch this just to be scared to death till your parents got home…
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THIS!!!
i remember we had 2 groups in my elementary school..you was either Johnnie Socko and Giant Robot or you was down with UltraMan…there was no middle ground!…
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I remember when the NY Knicks were the shyt!!
I remember when penny candy really cost a penny! http://thepennycandystore.com/
I remember when condoms were called prophylactics..
Remember when you saw "reality" without the necessity of a TV… and it was REAL reality.
Remember when it appeared people became famous after being "found."
Now, I can't find a channel that isn't broadcasting some new talent on Idol/X Factor/The Voice or the ridiculous life of a "reality" star that is making a complete fool of himself/herself.
I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. What is really going on?
Also, Remember when — BOB ROSS. Period.
I love me some happy little trees.
Seriously makes me sad they didn't do Bob Ross on the Wii. I'd be painting like a loon with a fake Ross-fro.
HAPPY LITTLE TREES!!! <3
You could be having the worse day of your life and you walk in and see that fro and those happy little trees and all felt right again.
remember when tv shows had awesome theme songs??
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First thing that popped into my mind was this……[youtube W0CYJNw9YJQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0CYJNw9YJQ youtube]
Nothing could beat the 80's Cartoon/TV show theme songs! Between Different Strokes, Silver Spoons, Growing Pains, Cosby's, Facts Of Life, etc, etc. But my all time fav was Family Ties:
"…What would we do baby, without uuussss! Sha La La La!!"
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member when you couldn't even make it to the actual show cause the theme music fugged you up in 2.3 seconds?
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Remember when you could flip up skirts and hug people as a little boy without being arrested and traumatized for life?
And on a less ecchi note – remember when the graphics war was 8 and 16-bit?
And everything here, cause I can't be the only one here that grew up as a youngster in both the 80s and 90s.
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OMG!!! MEGAMAN!!!! :: sigh ::
Disney had me with Talespin, Darkwing Duck, Gummi Bears, Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers, Ducktales, Kids Incorporated, MMC…And I was only one of a few kids in school that actually could afford the Disney Channel so I thought we was ballers lol!
Remember when $20 would fill up your tank when you were on E and the gas light was on?
I put $20 in my tank (don't judge me…today is pay day) when I had a quarter tank…and that bish gave me a hair over half a tank. iCried
i know i'm so late with this, but daffy duck is one of my favorite cartoon characters…he talks so much crap…and you see what happens when he opens his beak….
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when cable first came out. That big brown box with 2 rows of buttons. Living for Saturday afternoon picking out all the cute people on
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sneaking in the hallway when your mama and daddy had company over to hear the latest Richard Pyror or Millie Jackson album…and/or sneaking a peak of your rents dancing and smooching in the living room on Saturday night
Cmon now!!
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