Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road.
Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida’s I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family was watching them from another vehicle, and they followed the family for more than 10 miles before confronting them with a semiautomatic weapon.
Louis Carr, 24, says he was driving north on the interstate with his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, and his 3-year-old son, and couldn’t help but notice the Nassau couple doing the deed.
When the couple noticed the family staring, Carr says, Welker “jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window.”
Gonzalez then reportedly slowed his SUV, began to tail Carr’s pickup truck, and even attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail, according to theFlorida Times-Union.
Carr ultimately pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant and bar owned by his parents. Gonzalez and Welker followed close behind. That, Carr told WJXT, is when “everything went crazy.”
Welker and Gonzalez hopped out of their SUV, Welker toting a semiautomatic handgun. Witnesses say that Gonzalez approached Carr in a threatening manner. When witnesses announced that they were calling the police, the pair allegedly gotback into their vehicle and drove away, UPI reports.
Carr and Broughman say the couple mistakenly thought they had taken photos of them having sex.
Welker and Gonzalez were later arrested at their residence in Fernandina Beach. Both were charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault.
Sex, guns, and moving vehicles have caused trouble for a lot of Floridians lately. Earlier this month, Amanda Linscott was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car. [source]
Hey… it’s florida… what else can you say really. :: shrugs ::
Personally, I’ve seen Gok on the go more than a few times in my life, and never have I looked over at them and watched it happen. Mostly because… I was driving, heffa, and secondly because…. what the hell is watching them gonna do for me? It isn’t like I can drive slow, watch and handle myself as I drive. Trust me… I’ve tried… didn’t work out too well. But to pull a gun on someone because they watched you? Come on, b*tches….. even for florida that is just ignant azz ignant.
She is a good girl for hooking that up though….
What, I’m just saying…. awesomeness.
I once had becky administered whilst driving.
Looked over and a guy in a pickup truck was watching. I gave him the Broah Man head nod and cracked a smile. He gave me the nod back and shrugged. The look in his eye said that he envy'd me and wished that his lady did that. But she didn't. So he was heading home to tell her what he saw. He knew it would lead to an aurgument, but he had to make a point.
o.o
I once smanged while driving…had a truck driver keep pace with us for at least a couple of miles…then he blew the horn…it was awesome…but no guns were involved….
Can we change the name from Florida to Fuggery? I doubt they would notice,
Can't the rest of the USA vote Florida out?
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Damn Reba….you rolling gangsta like that now??
you get caught getting head in the whip and not crashing it…you wear that badge of honor. you give the onlookers a billy dee head nod and keep on going….unless it's a cop.