Ladies, really!?? There is a such thing as a damn breast orgasm!?? When were you all going to tell everyone ELSE about this ish and by everyone else I mean; Men!!! 
Even my damn lesbian pals have not informed me of this latest development and I thought we were cool!! I thought we were pals!!! You ol heffa ass heffas you! How dare men not be notified of the fact that there are women who can actually orgasm from arousal in the breasts!!! WHAT THE HELL!!
But then I sat and thought about for a long while, as I like to do when pondering boobs, and the answer was simple: ” There are still stupid-azz dudes who don’t believe the clitoral orgasm is real, OR the orgasm from the G spot! Therefore I guess it would be pretty stupid to inform us about what lies on the advanced level when some of us haven’t even mastered the basics. No need to tell us how to shop at Nordstroms when we haven’t even learned how to shop tj max I suppose. Still… it would have been awesome to know this ish existed!!
Read on, hookers!
One of the perks of writing about sex is that when you disclose this information at cocktail parties, people tend to confess scandalous tidbits, and in this case, very useful information. Still, this one was a show-stopper.
“The other day, I had my first breast orgasm.”
I looked at the gorgeous attorney standing before me, sipping from her beer. She was glowing as she awaited my response. It was clear she’d been dying to share her, er, achievement with me.
I had to confess to her that I wasn’t all that familiar with the breast O. The idea of a woman experiencing an orgasm without any genital stimulation sounded perplexing. But I couldn’t wait to find out more.
The attorney explained that the orgasm she felt wasn’t just in her nipples, but throughout her breasts — though more intense around the areolas.
Later that night, I did a little research, and found there’s some pretty sound scientific evidence in medical journals for the breast O. Here’s what I learned:
? Your breasts can swell up to 25 percent when you’re aroused. This boost makes your breasts super sensitive, and quite a bit larger. I’ll take sexually induced hormonal surges over a Victoria Secret push-up any day!
? Nipple stimulation activates the same region of the brain as clitoral, vaginal and cervical stimulation. Here’s the science behind that claim from the Journal of Sexual Medicine, Volume 8, 2011:
Female participants were asked to lie inside an fMRI machine and alternate between stimulating the clitoris, vagina, cervix and nipple. An experimenter instructed the women to “comfortably” stimulate one of those body parts for 30 seconds, then to rest for 30 seconds before repeating the process with a different part of the body. All participants were asked to simulate themselves in the exact same way to keep the results as constant as possible (e.g., when it came to nipple stimulation, women were asked to use their right hand to “tap the left nipple rhythmically.”)
The researchers discovered that stimulation of the nipple activated an area of the brain known as the genital sensory cortex. This is the same brain region activated by stimulation of the clitoris, vagina and cervix. What this means is that women’s brains seem to process nipple and genital stimulation in the same way. In light of this, it is not at all surprising that many women are aroused by having their nipples touched and that, for some, this may be enough to lead to orgasm.? According to nationally known women’s health expert, Dr. Jennifer Wider, your nipples go from a pale to deeper hue the more you’re aroused. This makes sense, given that your blood flow increases when you’re turned on. This sexy nipple visual may be what it takes to send you over the edge.
? Just as breasts come in all shapes, sizes and colors, women’s preferences during breast play will differ. Some women may love having their nipples twisted or bitten while others might find this painful. Also,breast sensitivity changes with our menstrual cycles, so what we may literally like one week, we won’t stand the next. The mysterious rhythm of our bodies is kind of exciting!
? Play around. Remember, getting to know your body is the key to better orgasms. [source]
What the eff, heffas!!! What the eff!!!
This is the part that really gave me both annoyance and giggle ass giggles though:
? Just as breasts come in all shapes, sizes and colors, women’s preferences during breast play will differ. Some women may love having their nipples twisted or bitten while others might find this painful. Also,breast sensitivity changes with our menstrual cycles, so what we may literally like one week, we won’t stand the next. The mysterious rhythm of our bodies is kind of exciting!
Look, sit your lil drippy asses down and just enjoy some shyt, dammit!!! Why in the hell do y’all have so many moving gatdamn parts!! And although all of your sensual lil parts taste and feel amazing and we love it when you put em on us so hard we don’t know whether to file a police report or buy you something really nice, STILL it would be nice if the shyt we did on tuesday that you liked, is also some ish that drives you nuts come friday! You want us to have different game plans for different damn days, weeks and or lunar cycles!!??
Challenge accepted!!!!
Dammit, ladies. Just put it all out there for us, please!! Is there anything else we need to know about your damn bodies that you think we men DON’T get?? Is there some ancient chinese secret we should be informed of??? Does something scary happen if we smang it after midnight on a full moon?? Let us know!!!!
Sheeeesh.
Now i’ve got to go maul and mangle my wife in order to see what happens with THIS new damn development. Shyt, I just got the other ways down, now y’all wanna throw some new ish in.
Some ol bull.
Eh, some women claim they can orgams thru stimulation of the breasteses but…
they are right up there with the guy at the state dept who keeps a file on Keyser Soze.
Lubs you, but you gotsta go———————>>>>>>>
Fine then
*takes bag of cheetos and bluray of Usual Suspects with her*
I read this and in the back of my mind I was thinking 'And in water is wet news……..'
You could have told your damn homey them, ho!!!
on that booolshyt. You know i look to the old heads for advice n ish. U bytches been holding out.
i should kick you out the tree house.
I honestly thought you knew man. I figure folk married as long as you know about all the spots. I mean once you got to the jumper cables and car battery stage, this here was kinder garden romper room ish to you.
My bad, I'll let you look over my note book of research findings this weekend. Just need you to understand trying the "Rodeo Rider or Donkey Punch" without a proper understanding with your wife…. well there might be some slow singing and flower bringing.
my headstrong azz obviously skipped right over the basics and went right for the choking, handcuffing n shyt!
you know i don't have any gatdamn sense. always tryna run before walkin
Mane I might sound bitch-made for this, but I am too scared to try that choking a heffa thing. Scared it might end with me in the back of a squad car tombout 'She never said the safe word man, it's not my fault…..'
If done right it's quite loverly…so I hear. But DO NOT choke her as you are reaching completion…..
Basically! ya ass wind up on an episode of svu
I might to practice first with a flesh light and a game of operation hooked up to a pressure sensor. Make sure I am applying the correct amount without causing death.
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IM DEAD.
But choke her while she is!
try to choke me and you'll end up in the back of a car alright
a hearse…
I'm not down for rough sex of any sort….
:: pushes you down ::
:: moonwalks away ::
Somehow deep down within my DNA I already knew this…..
I hear you… If you choke me that gives me the right to chop you in the throat, wang your adams apple…leave you gasping for air.. on the floor.
I'm honestly surprised you didn't know. It's an amazing feat to accomplish.
The advanced men section is frowning upon you.
eff y'all. yall can have it!!
I'll keep my silverback mauling style!
hmph.
:: gone try it tho ::
TMI ALERT!!!!!……..Yep,it's true.My nips are super sensitive and just a tiny touch does the trick every time.Mine are so sensitive that I have to wear pads in my Bra to keep the friction down or I'd be moanin and skeetin all up And down the street.And we can cvm during anal also.
I got time, a feather duster, and a pack of Halls and a bucket of ice.
Just saying.
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Can I get a scratch and sniff of the remnants?
Titty residue?
Any remnants.. however the underside of tittie residue is always good. You know how you take your bra off after a long day and you scratchthe under side of your boobs.. yeah.. that stuff right there.
Wouldn't that be crusted milk?
What is this gif from? I heart it so much but must no its origins.
I'm pretty sure it's from one of the scary movies
From experience, I understand the breast orgasm. Actually, I hate that mine are so sensitive-it can be irritating.
But I will never understand, in this life, how someone can have an orgasm from anal. Never. Just thinking about anything other than a tongue in there makes my ass hurt.
It's not everybodys' cup of tea,but if done right,it's actually more pleasurable in my opinion.There are millions of nerve endings back there,more than the vag.
This is not news.
But its news to some of us… o.o
hey… to some of us this is groundbreaking hadron collider type shyt!!
shyaddap!
My bad. Yall carry on.
Seriously, I once had a chick orgasm from me licking and nibbling her wrist. I couldn't make this s**t up. My guess is that since for women, an orgasm is just as much (if not moreso) mental as physical, if you got the right chick in the right situation she could get an orgasm from you kicking her in the ass.
I'm currently seeking this woman and this situation.
Back when I used to''play'',I had a sub that would orgasm whenever I touched right between her neck and shoulder blade.I used to think''Damn,this chick's body is super sensitive''.
Ummm…please…tell me more.
I guess I just have magical fingers,lol,but I'm into Tantric Sex,so I knew/know how to make her melt without any sexual contact so to speak……..But with us Women,it's all about getting us there mentally first.
Mmmm…I see. So, uhh…what are you wearing right now?
*Waves Hand In Front Of Face* These are the balls you have been looking for……
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LOL!!!!
See that's that shyt right there. I'm reading up on that shyt to learn more. I want to be able to wave my dack like a speedpass and have her fall out. Only diamonds seem to do that now.
Tantra is EVERYTHING!!!!!!I've been doing it since'98 and it really takes the smangalangin to a whole new level.But be careful,I almost wound up deaded this weekend after I inhaled when I should have exhaled and had a ''thunderclap headache''(mannnnn,that shyt ain't no joke) that has scared me away from peen for the foreseeable future.—
You mean till Thursday…
*looks at Calendar*
Oh look…..lucky you! LOL
yes.
yeah, not for me….i find tit play annoying
o.o
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lol….yeah…..nah
I don't like boob stimulation and after nursing my kids boob play is pointless.
I have nothing to say about the article…but in my brain, the writing on the gif says "Swag on 50. Get like me"
yeaaasss. I was ignorant as well until a determined worldly gentleman showed me differently in my early 20's. Never heard of such and as mine only have 3 nerve endings I figured he was lying. NOPE…It took forever (for me) but umm WOW. Patient men are worth their weight in gold!
Yes you rang, how can I be of service?
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PATIENT MEN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wait…
According to nationally known women’s health expert, Dr. Jennifer Wider, your nipples go from a pale to deeper hue the more you’re aroused.
I knew about the breast orgasms, but the mood ring nipples? Woooow. So if they're always a "deeper huh" does that mean…. well nevermind.
the mood ring nipples
ma'am….
I want to see this in a balck women cuz uh….
No wonder I had to buy a bra with a larger cup the other week….
::Waggles eyebrows….::
Thank Gawd s/o found out about it like 9 years ago!
:: taking mad notes ::
I thought grabbing someone by the throat, pinning them and konging it was the sure ticket each time… you mean i can get that same reaction by just some boobies???
GO TEAM VENTURE
I prefer the violent route but… i's down for different shyt!
i aint giving up the hulk smash smang tho…
If she's gonnna O from bewb play? It's gonna get violent.
Maybe this is God's way of making up for all the other bool y'all bodies go through…*shrug*
I read this post and was thinking back to the ex's that had this unique and wonderful gift. It truly is Xmas when you have someone like this because it's so much fun to torture …. ummm I mean pleasure them when you are a breast man like myself. Makes those dates when you only get to second base just that more interesting.
OMG where can I get that purple lipstick?
I've heard of this. Closest I came (ahem) to dealing w/ this was a woman who came HARD whenever her boobs were bitten while riding peen. No biting? No orgasm.
guilty.
*sidles up to you* Heyyy there Yaya…how YOU doing?
Don't do it. You will get got.
you heard her Day. She will gut you like a fish.
Ummm…this works for some men too…just sayin.
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hell I almost made a chobani puddle just at the thought.
I've never gotten off solely from mine, but mess around and you will start something…
Nope. I have never had sensitive nipples. It takes forever to make 1 hard. Its like that heffa is always sad. I hear about women that have very sensitive bodies and I am jealous
IKR!!! I call mine Laverne and Shirley. Laverne can be coaxed to come out to play…be seen. Shirley you gotta twist and threaten separation before she act like she gotta pulse. My BFF always complaining…oh the wind is to strong for mine…for real heffa??…for real??…whatever….yes Im just full of envy
lol yes ma'am. And even when she comes out to play its never for long. Like she got bored and ish. Sucking nipples does nothing for me. Now up and down my spine?!?! *shivers*
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Yeah, this is not news. Mine are sensitive like that too…
late pass, but um…this was true of one of my exes.
i thought it was hella common.