Scandal after scandal have left the town ofVaughn, New Mexico, with only a single certified police officer: A drug-sniffing dog.
After it emerged that Vaughn’s Chief of Police owed tens of thousands in child support payments and was also charged with selling a police rifle for personal gain, Ernest “Chris” Armijo decided to step down to avoid further “distraction.”
This latest development follows similar legal trouble for the town’s only other human officer, who pleaded guilty to assault and battery last year and isn’t allowed to carry a weapon or make arrests.
This leaves Nikka, the Vaughn Police Department’s K-9, as the only certified police force member in town.
The sheriff of Guadalupe County, in which Vaughn is seated, has sent deputies to patrol the area, but expressed concern for the strain being put on his “already short-staffed department.”
Meanwhile, Vaughn’s attorney, Dave Romero, told the Associated Press a new police chief might be hired despite Armijo’s intention to reclaim the post once his cases are settled.
He wasn’t particularly worried about Vaughn’s non-certified police officer being unable to carry a gun, saying “England doesn’t allow police officers to carry guns,” and adding, “sometime the strongest weapon in law enforcement is communication.”
A resident who spoke with the AP was also unperturbed, telling the news agency “There’s just a whole lot of nothing going on here. We have very little crime. It’s quiet. So this really doesn’t matter.” [source]
When your town only has one Nikka left on the entire police force, and that Nikka doesn’t have thumbs, your town needs to look at it’s life and it’s choices.
how is the police chief gonna be a deadbeat dad though
When I read the title I thought you used "Nikka" as a euphemism for "ni99a". But now that I know the canine's name is actually NIKKA…..I think that police dept is some other BS besides being totally ratchet.
That's RAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!! *giggles*
You do know this is how McGruff got his start right?
Look at this Nikka hurr.
Yo dawg…that's my Nikka!!!
lol
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger. But she ain't fuggin with no broke Nikka!!
ihatechu!
lol
LOVE ME DAMMIT!!
Choc,get out
Let me be great!!!!!!
Is it safe to assume this Nikka loves the Beyoatches?
*chuckles*
That Nikka got 99 problems and B*tch ain't one!
Madam, you are in rare form today! <3
Aint she tho??!?!?!?
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can we put Choc in a timeout!
Damn. So the only good Nikka is a four-legged Nikka, huh.
wife: baby why are you so upset?
husband: That Nikka gave me a ticket
This proves the German Nazi's theory that Nikkas have tails. o_O
All of these comments are going to get me kicked out of Starbucks
So it's not bragging when he says he's the #1 Nikka in town.
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Choc is out of control *hollering*
Do we have to lock Choc the entire fugg up in the corner today?
No, cause that was yesterday. I'm is good tah-day.
Whatever, I'm still keeping my eye on you
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Heyyyy Idris. *bats eyelashes*