Oldie but a goodie.
Folk bleives that er’body should be free to follow their dreams and do whatever the hell they wanna do. But when Folk roll up on yo’azz and screams “byotch you smell like old azz Yoda piss!” don’t get offended. Just saying.
Seriously, you’re going to be carrying a pissed tube in an enclosed contraption in your purse or backpack? O_o Piss is hot and that purse ain’t got NOOOOO ventilation. You gonna smell like a female Egyptian mummy fart on her period. Don’t mind the files either, they’re just ornaments on the Christmas tree of funk, which is you my dear. But if that’s what you like, then head on over to sheweeusa.com
Say what you got to say when you say that shyt in the comments then take y’all azzes to sleep! Nite!
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The only time I tote pee is when I'm swapping it out to pass a drug test<img src="http://i50.tinypic.com/f01e0n.gif" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
I have a GoGirl. I have yet to use it since I don't care for camping, but it was a freebie at BlogHer.
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I remember when I was camping all up in the Arizona mountains with lions and tigers and bears and isht and every woman had one of these.
It beats walking up the hill and through the woods when it's 45 degrees at night.
So, does this take care of the need to wipe also
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If not then ya just might want to put a lock on it still you can get to a good spot
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That's nasty….
Now females can see what it's like to miss the toilet and pee all over the flo', seat, ceiling fans and ish.
But um.. yeah, walking around with ya purse smellin like pizz honey is not a good look, boo-boo.
Laugh if you want to. I also have a Go Girl, and that came in real handy when I tried to use the "bathroom" in Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris years ago.
The toilets consisted of a stone floor with a hole in it, and indentations on each side of the hole for your feet to go in. Women had to squat over a hole in the damn floor to pee. But not me, I had my Go Girl Urinal Cup, which saved me from sore legs and mis-fires.
And that's what's UP! ! !
I am a female field engineer that works in the oilfield. Most land oil rigs don't have sufficient facilities for men much less for women. I have kicked everyone out of the shack and peed in a cup before. I would gladly buy one of these and stroll to the bushes like the men do. #IJS