This is why I don’t read erotica and or romance in public. Sir.. Sir..

I’ll admit, I really dig well written paranormal romance and or erotica. Not JUST because my wife and several of my friends are published paranormal romance writers but because I dig the genre. BUT… I also refuse to ever actually read that ish in public and if I WAS going to I sure as hell wouldn’t read it for everyone to see what the hell I was reading dammit! Why? I don’t have a good reason why other than eff you, that’s why.

Another reason I won’t read it out in public?

This ish here…..

when you see it..

 

 

 

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. HappyStina says:

    Awww…..He is just thinking about the things he is going to do to his husband when he gets home!! Nothing wrong with that!!!

  2. Buttercreme Labeija says:
  3. The Lurkasaurus Rex says:
  4. What the shiggity!! How is it that I am sitting here in the library at school and everyone is looking at me like i am crazy cause I almost lost it?

  5. Damelo Suave says:

    This is how we're starting the morning, eh?

    <img src="http://crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seriously-no-amas.gif"&gt;

  6. FubsyNumbles says:

    How apt that you should mention paranormal fiction, as there appears to be one of those old-fashioned Scooby-Doo ghosts at the bottom of the picture. This one, though, is wearing black-face.

    I must say, I'm now terribly confused, having read a post about erotica and the paranormal, which now seems to have have racial overtones almost bursting out of the seams…as it were…….

  7. Nerdprincess80 says:

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

  8. LMAO…And he's wearing sweatpants!! At least jeans can mask a boner…SMDH

  9. Rainbowsprinkles2 says:
  10. letinstar says:

    see….this is the sort of person that would be sitting next to me on the bus who will slide his legs to the side rather than get up and let me get out…

  11. I dont understand. Does he not feel he has a woody? Why not try and hide it?..cover it up with the book. Cross his legs…something other than looking out the window imagining Christian bending him over the piano while his flag is waving at full mast. Not necessary!!

    • The Lurkasaurus Rex says:

      "while his flag is waving at full mast."

      Time of Death: 10:13 a.m., Thursday, October 4, 2012

      Tell my wife and kids that I loved them

    • MacDeezNuts says:

      Maybe he doesn't feel the need to be ashamed lol

  12. TroyPowers says:

    Paranormal erotica? Like, books about f**king ghosts? That's a whole genre now?

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