Say Something nice – too much booty edition.

 

If you look at the damn length of her arms, you can clearly see that their length do NOT provide the requisite reach to properly keep all that…that.. clean.

Just…just ugh.

Say something nice if you can though…. Ive got nothing other than the fact she is probably buoyant as hell.

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. Buttercreme Labeija says:
  2. MacDeezNuts says:

    she can be a safety flotation device for everyone on the beach at the same time…or a bouncy house for the kids *kanye shrug*

  3. True Slaus…Clearly her arm length to a$$ "spreadation" ratio is not correct.

  4. cakes_and_pies says:

    Someone needs to visit the assmatrix.com/types (NSFW-but highly entertaining) She's got a pigtail,no
    a booty.
    Looks like a wet bag of wheat bread.

  5. How does she even reach back there to wipe?? You know she has boo-boo chips in there from last week….

  6. Leo_YardieChick says:

    I'm still wondering how this happened. O_O

  7. In the words of Too Short "She got the whole world in her pants"

  8. Damelo Suave says:

    How is her body so small, yet her azznthighs larger than all outdoors?! I know she has trouble fitting thru a doorway…

  9. Chitown Sista says:

    I think this is a medical problem. How can she balance all that

  10. something nice……..ok, with her proportions, if she lost 300 pounds her body would be cold…how'd i do?

    • Leo_YardieChick says:

      Oh. Thanks for the explanation, Bef, because I didn't know how to word that search in Google – that wouldn't get me brain-bleach worthy results.

    • originalwharris says:

      This explains a lot. I've always wondered about those women I see who are small up top but have to walk with a can because their lower half is so huge.

    • MacDeezNuts says:

      So, does that mean a good number of the black women out there have this affliction and it's not the cornbread and collard greens?

    • Sigh…this is getting added to my "hypochondriacs list of possible afflictions".

  11. Leo_YardieChick says:

    "Unfortunately, dieting and exercising will not reduce the fat involved in lipedema. A weight loss diet and exercise may leave you thinner on the top, but not change fat on the lower affected half."

    Lipedema?

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