The paynus will make you slap somebody….according to Alexyss

I love Alexyss Tylor, I’m not even going to lie…. I truly do. Her damn videos are just so… ridiculous.. so honest that…. they are so awful that they are great.

This is such an oldy but goody-azz goody.

And the woman sitting next to her… her faaaaces!!!!! Lord… and Lord some more!!!!!

I refuuuuuse to believe her shows are real but regardless of them being real or not… they are just HILARIOUS!!!!!

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

 

Dick will make you slap somebody…
Dick will make you lose control….
Dick will make you shoot somebody…
The peeenuhhs, is a very powerful organ…
It’s just like a rocket, see….
That man was hitting them waaalls the way he should be hitting them waaaalls

SO not only did she slap the man because she was truly enjoying the sensation from his sex, but the sex was so good that she got horrified at the thought of him giving it to another woman and so….she slapped him.

Maaaaaaan….. I…lol’d.

The sad part is that I’ve seen the ish done to women. I’ve seen women who you would never imagine sinking so low for penis, to  stoop so damn low that it was just appalling.

The paynus.

 

Thanks to Vanessa for the send in

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. ::shrug::

    Pretty much.. I used to get slapped ALLLLL the damn time. Still do.

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  2. Man, I remember this from way back..the shyt was funny then and hilarious now….she is DEAD serious…you should see all of her "talk shows"….

  3. The Lurkasaurus Rex says:

    So, uh, I guess if I see a n!gga come staggering out Alexyss' flat, holding his face, I can assume that she either whupped his monkey azz…

    OR

    he hit them WAALLLLZZZ the right way, and she STILL whupped his monkey azz…

  4. TroyPowers says:

    Alexyss K. Tylor cannot be topped. I'm pretty sure I read that the other woman in the videos is her mother. Which makes the s**t 1000% more hilarious.

  5. letinstar says:

    i used to laugh for days when alexyss put out her videos…

  6. She had me at "heat seeking missile"!

  7. Agent00DivaCee says:

    Yo….she's crazy as a three dollar bill, but in her craziness does lie some truth. How many dumb dumbs do we see on here bc of some dack? I know females who will put up with the most of the boolshyt because the sex is good (I personally believe in either rechargeable or battery operated love over foolishness, but that is simply I)…no one listens to the crazy ones and they are the ones with truth…

  8. I think I have watched all of Alexyss K. Tylor videos that were out some YEARS ago from whatever Atlanta cable access show this was she had. The only thing I can say is she has a lot of good ideas and this was about the best forum she would have gotten to get them out of her head at the time.

  9. Bubblewrappe says:

    Wait how am I slow to find out about this show!????? I think I love her! Do you think I could get her to speak in LA? LOL!

  10. ToodySaysHey says:

    On the real…the way she looked at the camera when she said "dick will make you pull a gun and SHOOT somebody in da damn face"

    yeah, im guessing she uhh….some brotha done took her there at one point, lol.

  11. Raskolnikova says:

    Y'all now know about Alexis? She is a riot!

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