I’m sorry but… other than the fact I DON’T see anyone sodomising children or puppies to the theme song of My Little Pony, I’ve got nothing nice to say about anything going on up in this ish…. nothing.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
WHY is this bytch laying across the kitchen counter? WHY is her bra hanging on the window? WHY are those curtains all holey like rats have been chewing on them? (Don't answer that.) WHY…just…WHY?????
she lives in her kitchen?
It looks as though she has those nice double hung windows!! HA!! Top that!! I found something nice!!!
I'd have murked errbody who had anything to do with this boolsyht…DON'T FUCK AROUND IN MY KITCHEN!!!!
UGGH!!!! Just nasty!! Where's Raven when you need her?!
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Why is there only one banana in the bowl? Why is there a slip cover on the table? Do you have one on your couch in the living room too? Is that a candle in the window next to the Jergens lotion? Do you light the candle? Will it catch those curtains on fire if you do? Why does the food processor have towel on top of it like that? Did you get busy in the kitchen last night and deceided to stay right there all night long? Is that the kitchen rug you are covering up with? Is that a butt plug on the table next to the blue top pitcher and the Malox bottle? How did you get Malox..I thought they stopped selling it?
I thought I was the only one who spotted the Maloxx bottle! I haven't seen one of those in 4EVA!!!
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BRAVO!!!!!!!!
Awessomeness!
Those are lovely chairs and she's able to keep a houseplant alive, which I cannot do for the life of me. There. HA!
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Y'all keep saying "she" …
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I was about to say!
Footie socks, fake fur vest, , you can't tell me nuthin' pout, and a pillow on the counter top in the kitchen? Why Lawd, why?
Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Madea….after the love has gone.
Why are the medicine bottles in a basket? Is she little red riding hood going to grandma house? I'm confused!
Where are there so many bottles of medication in this shot? To top it off, there's an empty baby bottle next to the fruit dish. If you planned for this shot with a pillow for your arm and a sheet, why not put on a decent outfit, clean up a little? Aside from that, nice cabinets!
Those cabinets are nice and she uses Jergen's lotion. Haha two nice things.
She uses Aveeno, which is a good brand of lotion.
You can't slip a Dennis Rodman past me!
uh….that banana looks ripe….
that's all i could come up with…
Even though I see a hint of boob shape, I refuse to believe that is a woman.
That banana has probably been up somebody's ass.
uhmnnn ohhh…. SSN:
Them sunglasses sure is hyphy!
*faints from the effort*
I applaud the balancing act……that is all.
Now we know what happened to the neighbor's dog.
R.I.P. Rover!
I'm sure you fought the good fight.
At least the banana is in the bowl and not her Trapper Keeper