For the past week, each and every morning I have awoken to a new day with the melodic sounds of my phone blaring out through it’s alarm, a song all about cats being ridiculously aint shyt.
And it has given me so much joy, people. I’m talking… joy like waking up to surprise oral sex. Yeah.. it’s that good for me.
I don’t care how much of a cat lover you are, you will laugh your ass off to this video for no other reason than most of it is true as hell because cats….well…cats aint about shyt, man. Look, I love my kitty ass kitty… but that heffa is on some shyt. Therefore i can relate to this foolishness here…
Audio NSFW though…
Oh if you have been around OHn for some years and you think this guy’s voice sounds familiar, than not only are you a dick rider… but you are a correct dick rider.
It’s Mike Polk.. the same fool behind those Cleveland tourism videos we laughed our ass off at back in 09. Well… everyone cept for people who lives in cleveland or detroit.
Vid 2 - Don’t stop in east cleveland or you’ll die….LMAAAAOOOOOOO
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I'mma pray for you and him…
This guy once told me he was from Cleveland…all bold and shyt…I just asked, "And that's something to be proud of?"
So, I must be the #1 dick rider since I pointed that shyt out, right? Me, dick rider….what is this, Bizarro world?
*drops it like it's lukewarm*
don't worry… the first thing i said when i heard this ish is: heyyyy that's the cleveland song guy!!
WE'RE NOT DETROIT!!! Can't believe that ish has been out for 3 years! Still holds up as pure comedy!
come and look at both of our buildings!
The "We're not Detroit!" part slayed me…
I don't appreciate you laughing at my city…. Yeah I couldn't type that with a straight face….
I chuckled..u stoopid tho!
I must say, as the servant to two cats, this is spot-on.
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