How MANY dangtimes do you have to be arrested for having sex with a horse!?

A horse owner in Florida shook his head when he told a reporter he wasn’t surprised to learn that the man who had sex with his horses in 2010 came back.

Sunday marks Patrick Louis Linn’s second time getting arrested on the Tallahassee property, accused of sneaking in and sexually abusing horses, according to WTSP. This time, he was allegedly caught having sex with Sunny.

“I had a feeling he’d be back because I believe it’s a compulsion type thing with him,” said Sunny’s owner, Allen McDearmid. “I don’t … I just … it’s bad.”

McDearmid said he knew something bad had happened when he noticed lubricant on the barn floor near Sunny’s stall. Sunny had been cleaned, but neither McDearmid nor his wife had cleaned the horse that day, according to theTallahassee Democrat.

A surveillance camera reportedly caught Linn sneaking into the stable early that morning. He was arrested at his home, which was nearby, later that night. He faces charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, burglary, and bestiality.

He was arrested in 2010 after cops received complaints that he went into the barn several times and “conducted sexual acts with the horses,” prosecutors told The Weekly Vice at the time. Cops staked him out and reportedly caught him in the act, but he fled before he was apprehended hours later. [source]

So let me get this straight, Florida….

You have mofos on bath salts that jump on b*tches and eat them all in their face ass face, you eat cockroaches and die from them just to win a free python snake…. and this is not the first.. the second.. or third time THIS YEAR that a foolridian has been arrested for putting all types of jibby-penis inside a barn animal and got caught doing so.

SooOOooooooooo……… maaaaaaan….. ugh.

 

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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  1. Buttercreme Labeija says:

    <img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/2ex0bgo.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">see what I did there

  2. New slogan suggestion:

    Florida. We're a different kind of crazy!

  3. Buttercreme Labeija says:

    Soooo,was he the poker or the pokee?

  4. Damelo Suave says:
  5. So…….

    I'm thinking Sunny is a MALE horse.
    Otherwise, why the lube?

    He DEFINITELY didn't need it if HE was poking the horse…

    Ugh… I think I'm gonna be sick!

  6. Unca_Ruckus says:

    The Y should hold self defense classes for horses. Lesson one:
    <img src="http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=148207&t=o&quot; border="0"/>GIFSoup
    "I don't know you! Let go my purse!"

  7. Maybe it is Sunny's great looks that keep him coming back… and I am seriously surprised that the owner has not shot this man for trespassing…

    <img src=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/april544/Weird%20things/sjpwig1.jpg>

  8. Did he throw back his head and holler, "Wiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllbuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr""?

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