We all got crazy habits! Each and every one of you fvckers, including Folk. See when Folk has a terrible azz terrible fvcking eat my azz cold or flu, Folk wears a hoodie to bed. Yeah, Folk will cover the head all gangsta and shyt while Folk sleep. Giving that fvcking cold the side eye while Folk sleeps and any fvcker who rolls up on Folk.
Oh don’t get it twisted, Folk will even have Folk’s pants on too! Lil lady be looking at Folk crazy and shyt. What byotch! Don’t judge. At least Folk don’t eat Folk’s toe clippings!
What fvcking weird azz habits y’all got or habits other fvckers you know have. …and some of y’all got some ol’ crazy azz habits too! So let’s hear it!
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'Calm your tits' has been the weirdest phrase I've heard to date. Keep imagining some woman's breasts wilding out under her blouse, and disrupting other people's day.
::gigglesnort::
When washing my hands, I have to pump the soap 4x and get 4 paper towels…I don't know why, I just do, damn it!! And when driving, I drive with my shoes off…I don't know why damn it, I just do!
I feel you on the shoeless driving, unless its boots, too much hassle.
When I walk up stairs, I have to count them. When I pop the joint in my thumb, I have to crack it 5xs. It's not as bad as when I was younger, but every so often, I need to.
Dude, I do that too. Left thumb, I have to crack it every five minute. By 'crack', I mean flex it – and the joint goes 'crack!'. O_O Have no such issues with my other fingers.
yeah. That's what I do. Flex it to make it crack, pop, whatever!
Whenever I see a movie at the theater, I have to get the movie nachos with an extra cup of nacho cheese and jalapeños. And I mean every. single. time. Did that tonight when I went to a screening of "Sinister", and yes, both were fabulous!
If I'm counting something and it doesn't add up to ten or go past ten I continue to count up to ten in my head but only ten, not twenty or thirty etc just ten.
And when pumping gas since I never use cash always a card the last number has to be a 0 or 5 I prefer 0 though
That's what I have to do when I'm leaving a tip.
When I open a new box of cereal, I have to open it with the front of the box facing me and I tear open the right corner
I count steps
Whenever I have a sandwich, I HAVE to put chips or doritos on it!
I watch too many action flicks. So now whenever I'm in a room, I ALWAYS immediately scout out the nearest thing that could double as a weapon if some ish breaks out.
I wonder if that's why I have an obsession with random things being weapons. I never thought about it until a friend pointed it out years ago.
I have to give an item a double-pat when i put it in place? Make my bed? Double-pat. Straighten out some books? Double-pat. Well, as long as I'm not hurting anyone.
When eating at a restaurant, I can't have my back to the door.
Also, I just remembered because of that damn roach post, I have to rinse off a glass before drinking out of it, if I'm not in my own home.
I'm the same way! I have to see people going and coming.
Never know when something might go down!
When I sleep in a hotel or someone else's home, I used to always wear long sleeves, pajama pants and socks, because I wanted my skin to be protected and didn't know how other people washed their sheets or kept their beds.
My best friend got me a silk Dreamsack from Magellan's Travel Site for my birthday one year (kind of like a sleeping bag that velcros up the side). Now I just use that wherever I go. It's light, washes and air dries quickly, and it's all mine, so I feel comfy sleeping in it.
I have to have the fob facing me when I put the key in the ignition of my truck. I don't know why but in my brain the truck won't drive correctly if it is not facing me!!
I at one time worked at a mental hospital and I learned not to sit with my back at the door.
I will not drink out of a freshly washed glass. If its still wet that weirds me out.
I count the letters in words.
And again, I have a fear of ashy balls.
And again, I have a fear of ashy balls
So does that mean you'd run screaming from Slaus if you ever met him?
I saw the pic of his ashy feet so I imagine his balls look like cotton. So hayle yeah I'm running!
I just want to say, Eff all y'all.
What!?! Take a look and tell me I'm wrong……..
- Can't sit with my back to the door
- Has to be a '5' or '0' when I pump gas
I don't drink behind anyone. Not my mother, my boyfriend, no one. Terrified of backwash after a bad experience in my youth.
I have to pump gas to the dollar, not $10.01 or $9.99…an even number, yes I will buy an extra dollar of gas to get it right.
When I buy a slurpee, I have to get 2 straws (one blue, one clear)…I have asked the clerk to go in the back and get me the color I want, yes I trashed a slurpee once because they didn't have the color straws I wanted (now I get the straws first because I hate to waste).
When I check the time on my phone, I have to check 3 times because I'm always sure I read it wrong.
I have an issue drinking water. It has to be bottled, our from a filter. No ice, just child from the filter or bottle. It has to taste a certain way. I just don't trust all taps. Oregon water tastes cleaner than any other place I've been to.
Also, my body can't retouch any visibly dirty or torn up furniture. I have to be covered. I blame an old baby sitter who was trifling, and my mom removed us once she was able.
When I wash dishes, I make sure to point the knives and forks downward in the dish drain, and my toilet paper always has to be hung in the underhand position. I hate canned peas ,but I'll eat them if they're in the pod. When I eat Oreos, I scrape the cream filling out and only eat the cookie, and if I have cake or a cupcake, I scrape the frosting off and only eat the cake part. I can't stand when people stand over my food and talk.. I will send my food smooth back and have them make another.
- i have to use paper towels in multiples of 3 but if i'm home it has to be an even number
- at home, all doors must be closed and i have to sleep with my back against a wall
- the tv / radio volume has to always be in an even number
Gas has to be a 5 or 0, or all the same number, like: 44.44.
If I rub one eye, I have to rub the other.
I can't keep eating at a restaurant if my drink is empty.
No sharing of drinks. Swirly clumps of backwash in a water bottle killed that for me.
I'm obsessed with beans. I love eating them by the can full.
If I'm not paying attention, I'm counting whatever im doing. Steps, walking, finger taps, etc.
If I'm standing and eating a sandwich, I'll dance unconciously. Only with sandwiches.
I coil a lock of my hair around one of my ears.
I speak my mind, including while only considering my options. That confuses a lot of people. For some reason they don't think that I actually mean EXACTLY what I said. (being a non-native english speaker I always try to be very precise, that confuses people too)
And my favorite food is buckweat with some sugar, butter and milk.
Yeah, I know, I'm weird.