Look, Florida. We keep trying to give you mofos the benefit of the doubt but at this point I think it’s time y’all either GTFO, Secede or let us put small amounts of poison into the water supply. It’ll be quick… painless and humane. Yes it might sound harsh but what do you expect the rest of the civilised free world to do when you b*tches are having Roach eating contests where people are dying and….wait… eff that… the single fact you’re having LIVE roach eating contests is gatdamn enough reason to detonate a low-grade nuclear device all in ya faces…
MIAMI (AP) — The winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms, authorities said Monday.
About 30 contestants ate the insects during Friday night’s contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach about 40 miles north of Miami. The grand prize was a python.
Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed in front of the store, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office statement released Monday. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Authorities were waiting for results of an autopsy to determine a cause of death.
“Unless the roaches were contaminated with some bacteria or other pathogens, I don’t think that cockroaches would be unsafe to eat,” said Michael Adams, professor of entomology at the University of California at Riverside, who added that he has never heard of someone dying after consuming roaches. “Some people do have allergies to roaches,” he said, “but there are no toxins in roaches or related insects.” [source]
Many of you are saying: \”But Slaus, you’re being an ugly american right now because there are plenty of great societies where they eat insects and there are many many nutrients in bugs. More so than that boolshyt Wendy’s your fat-ass eats.” bytch, eff you , eff your facts and examples and eff eating some damn cockroaches.
I don’t care if you glazed them in chocolate, vanilla and virgin vaginal juices with and a hint of unicorn magic, bytch I’m not eating NAN roach!! Lot of nutrients in dick balls and I ain’t eating them either! Lot of nutrients in penis chowder but I don’t see that ish served up at Starbucks to put in your espresso!
” Hey, jason, Caramel Machiato, half the syrups, skim milk, sprinkles and shot of cocksnot.”
Nawl, son.
Nawl.
The winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms…
…About 30 contestants ate the insects during Friday night’s contest
…The grand prize was a python.
*blink blink*
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I'm dyin' over here…..guess it's time to make that move from FL back home to NYC!
And you sir…
” Hey, jason, Caramel Machiato, half the syrups, skim milk, sprinkles and shot of cocksnot.”
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::opens file cabinet::
Hmmm lets see…..
Whale…..
Wheaties….
Wheat Products…..
AHHHH Here we go…
White Folks Shyt!
Something told me he held that face until the person indeed got out.
I'm leaving but i'm gonna be back and up to mo shyt n shenanigans!!!
I started to post this too…
This really bugs me.
lol
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eat roaches and all they got was a friggin python?? fugg that!
I was fine when reading this until I made it to "virgin vaginal juices"…….Now I need Jesus. The big one, not the baby!
And to the person doing the autopsy, you better be careful when you open him up! Can you say Creepshow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yob2uziCHaQ
LMAO OMG that messed me up for liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffe
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Cool!
That clip still fuggs with me, so I have no need to click & be traumatized again thank you…
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Ihatechu for that first gif! U know how hard it is to stifle an unexpected guffaw type laugh in public?
I'm not opening that link. No way. I read this this morning and thought he must have been allergic, no one else got sick. but WHYYYYYYY? And for a python? What the hail.
But he was eating roaches to give the snake to someone else…he wasn't even gonna keep the damned thing!!!!
The first home I remember living in was my grandma's home in pontiac, mi…. and it was roachapalooooza. ANYONE who grows up with roach problems any where in their history…..isn't about to go messing around with roaches voluntarily/
Sheeeeeeeeit, where is the plate so that I can put my tithes in? My grandma had roaches. My momma would do everything but firebomb my clothes whenever I came back from visiting them.
To this day…. 30+ years and more than a few tax brackets later, do you know I STILL fear that roaches will run out of the container when I pour cereal.
You said roachapaloooza! oh, I understand. Nothing like going to a cousin's house and standing for 6 hours because you don't want to touch ANYTHING! You aren't hungry, or thirsty, you just want to go HOME!
My favourite toy back then was this 6 inch tall r2d2 toy from star wars ( for bytches that don't know).
I can remember once picking up the toy and opening the secret compartment and I guess a roach had recently given birth in there……… because there were hundred of them..
I couldn't have been more than 6…. I promised no matter what, one day i'd never ever have to worry abotu a cockroach again.
I bought a fake plastic roach when I was a senior in high school. It was a big one, just like the ones we would see in school. I scared sooo many people with that dang thing!
My first roach experience was at a cousins. My mother told me to keep my shoes on and made me leave my coat in the car. I could lay on the floor and she turned our pockets out before we got in the car.
Co-Sign.. So Chicago…… good GAWD.
Now I'm in the south— THE ROACHES FLY HERE. BIG ONES.
What did u say?!! Roaches fly?
:dies, soul rocks back n forth:
I used Visit family down in baton rouge, la as a kid… or as they call it… ba'onrooge…. and I remember not only roaches having wings… but them being so big that when you stepped on them..it sounded like stepping on potato chips.
I have seeeeeeeeerious issues when it comes to Roaches.
If I saw a roach in my home tomorrow, you'd hear about me burning my house down.
I'm from New Orleans….them damn behemoths have been known to make linebacker sized men and Rottweilers flee in terror ::shudders:: ugh
Slaus I SO feel u on that. My next door neighbor was the epitomy of nasty I have hated effing townhomes since and oh yea fugg a gatdayum roach
I'll turn to a life of crime, gay porn and mitt romney voting before I put myself in a position to be in contact with Mice and or roaches again.
He could have gotten a trap and truck an went out to the everglades. All kinds of pythons
living up in there. No roaches would have had to be eaten.
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