Look, Florida. We keep trying to give you mofos the benefit of the doubt but at this point I think it’s time y’all either GTFO, Secede or let us put small amounts of poison into the water supply. It’ll be quick… painless and humane. Yes it might sound harsh but what do you expect the rest of the civilised free world to do when you b*tches are having Roach eating contests where people are dying and….wait… eff that… the single fact you’re having LIVE roach eating contests is gatdamn enough reason to detonate a low-grade nuclear device all in ya faces…
MIAMI (AP) — The winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms, authorities said Monday.
About 30 contestants ate the insects during Friday night’s contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach about 40 miles north of Miami. The grand prize was a python.
Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed in front of the store, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office statement released Monday. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Authorities were waiting for results of an autopsy to determine a cause of death.
“Unless the roaches were contaminated with some bacteria or other pathogens, I don’t think that cockroaches would be unsafe to eat,” said Michael Adams, professor of entomology at the University of California at Riverside, who added that he has never heard of someone dying after consuming roaches. “Some people do have allergies to roaches,” he said, “but there are no toxins in roaches or related insects.” [source]
Many of you are saying: \”But Slaus, you’re being an ugly american right now because there are plenty of great societies where they eat insects and there are many many nutrients in bugs. More so than that boolshyt Wendy’s your fat-ass eats.” bytch, eff you , eff your facts and examples and eff eating some damn cockroaches.
I don’t care if you glazed them in chocolate, vanilla and virgin vaginal juices with and a hint of unicorn magic, bytch I’m not eating NAN roach!! Lot of nutrients in dick balls and I ain’t eating them either! Lot of nutrients in penis chowder but I don’t see that ish served up at Starbucks to put in your espresso!
” Hey, jason, Caramel Machiato, half the syrups, skim milk, sprinkles and shot of cocksnot.”