Only because it’s his birthday will I use his whole damn moniker; Fineazell, but both he and I know that 5 years ago I told his punk-azz that I would never refer to another damn man as fineaz any damn thing as I ain’t about no sweet bootiness. I mean i watch Glee n ish but I have to draw the line somewhere.
Cook, Bytch!
Now I’m not going to go on and on and on about my homey; Zell, because I could go on all damn day about how much I love this dude. Someone I have never met in person or spoken to on a phone, communicated by carrier pigeon or mexican midget or anything like that. But instead someone who somehow I have come to share quite the bond with in understanding and friendship.
This is how Zell watches the kids whilst awesome wife is doing stuff.
Even when we fight over religion or rape jokes and other such fodder of the day, dude remains one of my most favorite damn people. He’s like my white brother from another mother and I have enjoyed watching him grow and change as a man, a person and as a father over these past 5 years. I honestly feel like out of everyone at OHN, I don’t think anyone else has gone through more personal growth and changes as He, I and Beth’s hobbity azz. I mean seriously night and day.
Rather than continue to go on and on about my homey, I just wanna say happy birthday, homey! Love you, dude!!! Get off me with that huggin ish though. sissy.
Beth edit: I totally forgot we needed a post for Zell’s birthday! I’m old shut up! Anyway, as assholey as Zell can be hehehe, in person he is a very sweet and genuine person a good man. Even though he lets his kids run wild in restaurants! Seriously I love me some Zell and yes he is fine! Happy Birthday dude I hope the kids beat yo ass today!
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ZEEEELLLLL! Happy Birthday homie!
You just made me cry a little. Fugg you!
And I was "pretending" to be asleep. I can't help it if those bad azz kids know how to climb and ish.
*whispers in Zell's ear* Happy Birthday you sexy vanilla swirl. *purrrssss…pawing motion*
You complete me.
You had me at hello.
Show me the money!
*waits for Beth & Slaus to tell us to GET A ROOM!*
LOL
They are just jealous! Cause we rock!
Happy birthday Mr. Whiteman!
Happy birthday Zell!
Here's my gift for you & Slaus…watch that spot over there when he was with Fubs, though…
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Happy birthday, homie!!!
HAPPY BURFDAY…
"Someone I have never met in person or spoken to on a phone, communicated by carrier pigeon or mexican midget or anything like that"
Slaus why you gotta be bringing my family and our culinary traditions into this?????
Happy BDAY Zell! I've never had a discussion with you directly but the wet dreams your pics give me are good enough. Have a great one!
corner now!
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yes Miss Daisy……….
*sharpens switchblade*
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I think this heffa has a gif for every occasion! lol
It's going down greaser style!!!
Happy birthday, buddy!
happy birthday zell!!!!
Happy Birthdiddlyirthday!!!!
Happy birthday!! Yay for October Birthdays!
YEP!
Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a wonderful day!!
Happy birthday!
HBD, Fine!
Happy Birthday!
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happy birthday, zell!!
Happiest of Birthdays to you Zell. . . . .
dont know you dude…..but you are gawwwwwwwgeous :3
happy bday fellow libra
Happy Birthday Fineazell
Until today, I thought your name was pronounced Fuh-NIH-zull
Fo Rizzle?
Fo shizzle…
HB ZELL:
Two relentless things in your life:
BIRFDAYS
CHIRRUNS
Keep the first one in check by staying in the gym.
Keep the second one(s) in check by learning Brasilian jiu-jitsu.
Awesome, I do both!
Just fine as all outdoors. Happy Birthday Sir!
Happy Birthday, Zell!!!!!
Just wanted to say thanks to all of you. This place really is like another family for me. I don't have as much time as I'd like to kick it here right now (damn job expecting me to …. work). But I love you guys.
Oh! He is fine! Well, Happy Birthday oh Fine One!
Happy birthday bro!!
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday man, and be sure you get out and do it big so you can say this
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Happy Birthday! (were you holding your phone or the TV remote in that pic?)
HAPPY BIRFDAY ZELL!!
Happy Parents Fvcking day Zell!
Happy Belated Birthday!
Here I am all late, too.
*smooch*
Happy Birthday, Handsome!
Happy Birthday!
1st Happy late birthday fellow Caucasian 'Merican. Second- your backyard is huuuuuge, makes your man-grill look like a damn Hibachi