Only because it’s his birthday will I use his whole damn moniker; Fineazell, but both he and I know that 5 years ago I told his punk-azz that I would never refer to another damn man as fineaz any damn thing as I ain’t about no sweet bootiness. I mean i watch Glee n ish but I have to draw the line somewhere.
Now I’m not going to go on and on and on about my homey; Zell, because I could go on all damn day about how much I love this dude. Someone I have never met in person or spoken to on a phone, communicated by carrier pigeon or mexican midget or anything like that. But instead someone who somehow I have come to share quite the bond with in understanding and friendship.
Even when we fight over religion or rape jokes and other such fodder of the day, dude remains one of my most favorite damn people. He’s like my white brother from another mother and I have enjoyed watching him grow and change as a man, a person and as a father over these past 5 years. I honestly feel like out of everyone at OHN, I don’t think anyone else has gone through more personal growth and changes as He, I and Beth’s hobbity azz. I mean seriously night and day.
Rather than continue to go on and on about my homey, I just wanna say happy birthday, homey! Love you, dude!!! Get off me with that huggin ish though. sissy.
Beth edit: I totally forgot we needed a post for Zell’s birthday! I’m old shut up! Anyway, as assholey as Zell can be hehehe, in person he is a very sweet and genuine person a good man. Even though he lets his kids run wild in restaurants! Seriously I love me some Zell and yes he is fine! Happy Birthday dude I hope the kids beat yo ass today!