Let’s just get right to it! Folk loves heels! Sexy Feet! Legs! OMG!!!!
Give Folk a second…..
::pours ice on the Folklins – steam emits::
Y’all already know you have some awesome azz legs with some pretty toes in some kick azz heels?!?!? Oh my lawd! Hold Folk’s mule and feed it some apple pie with cinnamon and vanilla ice cream please. And don’t have some tiddays?
::Jesus enters room and sees Folk hunched over keyboard:: He did this shyt again? D@mned Folk. Come forth you lil horny bastard!
::Touches Folk on head and brings Folk back from death::
Thanks JC. Where was Folk?
Oh Yeah, Folk loves Folk some shoes. Folk even takes the lil lady shoe shopping. Folk don’t think she’s noticed that she gets more Folkness after we shoe shop than normal. Fvcking turn on. Not only is she in the store wearing awesome azz awesome shoes that Folk picks out, but there are ladies er’where in awesome azz shoes! Hallelujah Komma C Komma Saw Komma Breastasy! Praise Him!!! ::raises hand::
Yo’ toes hurt? Folk don’t give a d@mned just stand there for just two more minutes!
But some shyt can go too far…
Let’s talk about shoes ladies! Post pics of your favorites! Hell post yourself in your favorite shoes! Fellas, don’t be shy. We know you like dem heels… Any heel nightmare stories? Bring ‘em