PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A lawsuit reported that a bachelor party mishap at a Philadelphia strip club landed the groom-to-be in a hospital with a ruptured bladder.
The Philadelphia Daily News reported Friday that Patrick Gallagher had been invited to lie on the stage at the Penthouse Club as a dancer slid down a pole.
The lawsuit filed last week in state court alleges the woman landed with such force on Gallagher’s abdomen that his bladder ruptured.
Gallagher, of Lansdale, needed surgery after sustaining the injury in November 2010.
The lawsuit accuses the club of negligence and seeks at least $50,000 for medical costs, pain, humiliation and mental anguish.
The Daily News was unable to reach the club’s owner for comment. The Associated Press could not reach a club representative Friday morning. [source]
I’m sorry…. but…. the idea of a stripper and I DO mean STRIPPER and not one of these PC-ass terms like erotic dance or carnal engineer, but the idea listening to someone explain how a stripper azz stripper burst their bladder in a display of aerobatic and physics gone wrong…. just tickle the ish out of me.
I mean… if you’re gonna have a story about someone crushing your internal organs, I guess it happening from a stripper DOES make for an awesome story.
Sitting there in the ER like:
dude 1 – Damn dude… half of yo face is gone, son!! How did that happen?
Dude 2- Was tryna defend the earth alongside optimus Prime… lost half my face but…the earth is safe once again. How did YOU get hurt?
Dude 1 – It was raining, bytches. Heffa fell on me from above.
Dude 2 – …………………………
Dude 1 – Bytches, son.
Thanks to Jill for the send in!
So I guess she did one of these numbers? (complete with the same look from his boys at the end):
[youtube DW3wYWRemNk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3wYWRemNk youtube]
Damnmmmmmmmmmmmmmm she should be in the circus…
I saw a stripper do this onto a dildo. It was amazing, but not amazing enough to give up a dollar.
[youtube zfu54x2WEoA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfu54x2WEoA youtube]
Only in Philly swear. Philly is an enigma of ratchetness.
'Carnal engineer'? Are you serious?
I don't even know what to say. I'm mad you threw Optimus Prime in there though. Then again, this isn't a normal scenario, so…
Stay off the stage next time.
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My question would be how big was the chick. I take it that it doesn't feel too good to have a chick too big for you to handle land on you with force…end up looking at the sky like this
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