PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A lawsuit reported that a bachelor party mishap at a Philadelphia strip club landed the groom-to-be in a hospital with a ruptured bladder.
The Philadelphia Daily News reported Friday that Patrick Gallagher had been invited to lie on the stage at the Penthouse Club as a dancer slid down a pole.
The lawsuit filed last week in state court alleges the woman landed with such force on Gallagher’s abdomen that his bladder ruptured.
Gallagher, of Lansdale, needed surgery after sustaining the injury in November 2010.
The lawsuit accuses the club of negligence and seeks at least $50,000 for medical costs, pain, humiliation and mental anguish.
The Daily News was unable to reach the club’s owner for comment. The Associated Press could not reach a club representative Friday morning. [source]
I’m sorry…. but…. the idea of a stripper and I DO mean STRIPPER and not one of these PC-ass terms like erotic dance or carnal engineer, but the idea listening to someone explain how a stripper azz stripper burst their bladder in a display of aerobatic and physics gone wrong…. just tickle the ish out of me.
I mean… if you’re gonna have a story about someone crushing your internal organs, I guess it happening from a stripper DOES make for an awesome story.
Sitting there in the ER like:
dude 1 – Damn dude… half of yo face is gone, son!! How did that happen?
Dude 2- Was tryna defend the earth alongside optimus Prime… lost half my face but…the earth is safe once again. How did YOU get hurt?
Dude 1 – It was raining, bytches. Heffa fell on me from above.
Dude 2 – …………………………
Dude 1 – Bytches, son.
Thanks to Jill for the send in!