OHN -You know your momma raised you better than this.
You know your momma raised you better than this.
This has never happened to me ….. but I know people whom it has…..
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I picked up my little cousin one time. I was about 13. I held him over my head and he threw up in my face. I dropped him. Yes dropped him. Purely by mistake.
No he didnt get hurt.
But it was funny.
Years later that is.
My nephew peed on me while I was changing his diaper. I kinda sorta slapped him.
Kinda-sorta?
I'm Jamaican so a real slap would have probably given him brain damage while a kinda sorta slap just made him cry a little and re-think peeing on auntie again.
Please don't judge me.
Judging
I've been there…horrible place to be. I've also had my son diarhea on me while bouncing him on my kneww. I mean through a diaper and a pair of pants. *shudder*
Aww that's so cute and nasty lol. Look at lil baby not giving one eff neither lol
The "damnit" face as it landed in his mouth, though lol. And the fact that he was able to giggle after it happened lol
Went from a heartfelt moment…to an abomination in 1.2 seconds
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YUP
Having boys, you learn real quick how to change a diaper within seconds….once that air hits that little wee-wee, out shots urine…and what is it with boys, that once you take that diaper off, there goes to the hand to grab it!
Yes!!!! I had the fresh diaper ready and under the one I was changing!!
I just had a boy 3 weeks ago and am learning this!!! All I can do is laugh..and reach for another diaper.
My husband still tells the story of how my stepson peed in the doctor's pocket. Poor boy is 19 now.
Happened with the first one..once.. the second.. never had a shot.
I learn from my mistakes!
…The baby was like, "All better!"…
I was like Awwwww
Then I was like Ewwww
Then I was like Awwww
Then I was like I hate Slaus
Then I was like that Dude's teeth are jacked
AND I still hate Slaus
been there… done that… I think my kids have figured out how to get just about everything that can "come out" of a body on me at some point… yeah…. kids…. SMH
Oh yes….. full blow in the face…. My son loves it when I remind him …
My mum said I once peed right in my uncle's face. He was holding me up, and I had on a cloth diaper at the time. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I was a farter…
At my baby sister's wedding my uncle stood up and said: "They say if you've been peed on by a child, you deserve to be at that child's wedding. So lemme tell ya I DESERVE to be here!"
My second son had GERD, so being puked on was the norm for me. .After being peed on by my first son I started laying a baby wipe over that area to avoid getting fired on
All in yo Mouf!