Whooooo the helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll does this!!!!!
WHO!!!!!????
HOW!!????
THE HELLLLLL!!!!???
As a black man, please believe that if a random drunk and or sober white woman crawls into my vehicle, I’m running OUT of that shyt and I’m NOT coming back until there is either a police officer or another white person present to vouch for me! Helllllllllll nawl, you aren’t putting a case on me!!!!
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Where did you get that video?!!! See…..I try not to let my late night shenanigans make it to the internet and here go these guys with a damn video!!!
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Should have never gotten into their car!!
I think they were video-ing (what's the active verb?) for some serious CYA; if that girl turned up missing/dead/raped, they'd be high-tailing to to the cops n media "we didn't do/touch a THANG"
I must be getting old,being that WGW is not safe or a good look
I tell my sons all the time, white girls will get you in trouble every time…speak and keep it moving…*shrugs*
They some good ones. Too many men would be thinking with their dack and get caught up on a rape charge with the quickness. and she needs better friends if she got left somewhere that drunk.
A few yrs ago, I was picking my gf up from <A style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: -2px; BACKGROUND: url (http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x 50% bottom; COLOR: #006600; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-DECORATION: none" id=AdBriteInlineAd_work target=_top keyword="work" display="inline">work. It was like 3a.m. Her job was near a swinger's club. I pulled over to ask how much it was to get in, etc. As I'm talking, I hear a woman yell "GET OFF OF ME!!!" I look across the parking lot and see a woman in a car fighting a guy. Long story short, that couple (husband and <A style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: -2px; BACKGROUND: url (http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x 50% bottom; COLOR: #006600; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-DECORATION: none" id=AdBriteInlineAd_wife target=_top keyword="wife" display="inline">wife) traveled from OH to the swinger's club, got into a fight inside and were escorted out. The fight <A style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: -2px; BACKGROUND: url (http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x 50% bottom; COLOR: #006600; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-DECORATION: none" id=AdBriteInlineAd_continued target=_top keyword="continued" display="inline">continued in the parking lot. I offer her a ride to her hotel. As we (me, gf & drunk White lady) are driving along, the wife says she doesn't hv money for gas. She then proceeds to offer her WEDDING RING! I started to sweat like a slave at an auction. I wanted to get her the hell out of my truck. I just <A style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: -2px; BACKGROUND: url (http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x 50% bottom; COLOR: #006600; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-DECORATION: none" id=AdBriteInlineAd_knew target=_top keyword="knew" display="inline">knew she would wake up, sober and be like "They stole my ring!". I was never so relieved to get someone out of my ride in all my life!
haha i would have been nervous too. when you said swinger club and you, your gf and her, i was scared this story was about to go another direction. lmao
LMAO Man that whole scenario was crazy as hell. I was too worried about what could go wrong to even begin thinking about some phreak nasty going on!
Drunk white girls are sometimes great when you're a teenager but now one of the many reasons why I don't work in bars anymore.
my second time at mardi gras, me, Whit(white guy) and this brother; Mike saw this passed out girl in the alley and figured we would help her out. So mike and I picked her up and were carrying her out of the alley to put her someplace Non-rapey whilst White went back to the alley to look for a purse and ID. Well soon as we come out of the alley these cops are there on horses and they Pull guns on us telling us to freeze and put our hands out.
Mike asked him which one did he want us to do, freeze or put our hands up. HIS smart ass put his hands up and just dropped the chick on the ground.
they were putting handcuffs on us to detain us when Whit came out of the alley and told the officers we found her in the alley drunk and were trying to take her to a cafe or something to get some help. He then cussed the cops out callign them all kinds of dumb asses and they uncuffed Mike and I.
from that point on I promised A). Never ever come back to the south. and B). Never help a drunk white woman without a white person there to vouch for that was going on..
i'm not getting Emitt teal'd for trying to be nice
First off, it's Till. Second, you stoopid! How do you NOT know to have a white person with you at ALL times to vouch for you??? How??? My friends think I'm joking when I say I need an escort to certain places.
"i'm not getting Emitt teal'd for trying to be nice"
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You should have left her butt in the alley!! The street sweepers would have found her at midnight. *shrugs*
I know, doll but damn if she didn't look out of SORTS! I felt like damn.. if one of my friends or my lil sisters were passed out like that, even at their own fault, I would hope someone would take the time to help them out.
I learned my lesson. Two big-azz boo-radley looking brothers should not ever been seen carrying a passed out white woman in Louisiana.
Seriously, if Whit wasn't with us, who knows WHAT the fugg would have happened to us. And what pissed me off later, is that Whit cussed those cops the hell out. called them everything BUT a child of God and he didn't even get a ticket. ALl he got was a " Calm down there, son!" but Mike and I… got put in handcuffs. truuuuue we looked suspicious as hell I suppose carrying that girl but come on, son! It was people everywhere… why would we be carrying random white chick through the streets in front of a street filled with witnesses if we were up to shyt.
and the next day when we were carrying black chick down the street, No one said SHYT
"and the next day when we were carrying black chick down the street, No one said SHYT"
Not one bit surprised by that.
Nigs don't think I didn't catch that To Kill A Mockingbird reference. *dying* That's what you get for being from Pontiac. A Detroit nig would have asked his white friend to pick the hoe up and carry her out of the alley then would have gotten the wallet and purse LOL. We may be grimey but we ain't stupid.
SHut up, twin! lmao. I was just tryna do right by that dame!
ugh.
bunk your facts and examples.
:: hates my sis ass heffa homey ::
LOl..hates when this heffa has a point
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Like Samuel L. said in "S.W.A.T.", "Sometimes doing the right thing, ain't the right thing."
Co-sign with OP!
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Sigh…
She needs better friends. 2 total strangers got your friend, but you don't want to come get her?
Maybe she does this too f**kin much! lol Gas is high as hell
True. It does look like she's done this before, especially talking about, "just take me to your house" Nawl Becky, not happening.
This is why I'm no fun. But I bet you (and that bish who was killed in Aruba) that we all come back safe!
I am not one for that, "Go without me, I'm leaving with dude while drunk" BS… we came together and we are LEAVING together! What you do when we drop yo drunk @ss at home is a different story!
(and that bish who was killed in Aruba)
I felt no sympathy for her azz. NONE. Yeah, I said it! Her friends failed her. FAILED. HER! And how much are you willing to bet she was drunk as girl in the video, or very close to it?
Call me racist, but I've seen this happen with the white girls in college, years ago, at LSU. Drunk off their azzes and their friends will leave them with a guy, or group of guys. Black girls? Yeah, we got drunk but we traveled in packs…to and from and event. We had the Army Rangers' motto…."We leave no one behind!"
"Her friends failed her. FAILED. HER!"
FO'REAL! And I bet them heffas will be SICK for the rest of their lives. That was a sad mess. I was more mad at her friends… HOW are you gonna let your girl roll with some guy she doesn't know ALONE?! I would've at least rode along (this really happened and I was mad as hell, sitting with dude's friend on the couch while they were getting it in; we were cracking jokes and everything). HELL NAWL!
That happened to me too. I refused to leave her in the dude's apartment so I sat on the couch with is ole rapey roommate til she stumbled out of the room. I did the walk of shame with her, LOL…4:00 AM and here we come, shoeless and already hungover. But you better believe I was ready to knock that bedroom door down if it sounded like she was not consenting to the activities that took place.
Black girls? Yeah, we got drunk but we traveled in packs…to and from and event. We had the Army Rangers' motto…."We leave no one behind!"
Yeah for the chicks that traveled in packs we would have to find out who the "Lead Chick" was of the group. Once identified, send the most qualified person to fit "lead chick's" assumed profile for a distraction, then slowly pick off the rest of the flock.
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And I was the undercover cockblocker. I helped keep ish focused because 1) I ain't going to jail, 2) getting shot or stabbed or 3) dying for no dack or foolery.
No one gets left behind. I was once out with my friends and a few extras (those people you don't know but got invited anyway) and homegirl was a TRIP!! Bad mouthing where we went, talking ish on the sly about me and when she got drop down drunk the extras she came with were ready to leave her. Even though she tried to instigate a fight with me because I wouldn't let her leave with some guy (I won't go into how the guy almost got a bottle broken over his head) I picked her extra ass up, and took her home. No one gets left behind EVER!! Plus I was on call the next day and I didn't want to have to deal with being nice to her at the hospital if she got raped.
See, people don't stick by these codes no more. Even when I got drunk in NYC (a bunch of heffas married with children, drunk as hell), my friends made sure that they had my @ss and carried me back to the hotel. No one is getting left and real friend (or even human beings) make sure you are safe.
I once "broke" into a woman's cell phone I didn't know and called her mother because she was too drunk and her friends had left her with a sketch guy. Told her mom she wasn't feeling well and I was concerned about her being put in a cab by herself. We were all grown women but it was either the police or her mom. After the look her mom gave her when she came to pick her up I'm sure she'd probably preferred the police;)
We never left each other behind. Even if we had to drag or be drug home, all belligerent and unruly, we just didn't walk off and leave our friends. We snatched and had snatched many drinks, "Where you get this? HE gave it to you? Oh HELL no!" And we would save random white girls when we could–"hey girl, come on with us". Drunk white girls seemed to LOVE being with a crew of Black girls and we saved a few from some ole gang assault looking stuff. Getting smashed was fun but it didn't have to result in an STD and other mess later.
THAT is how we roll!!! Iiiii don't care how much you know him, how safe you think he is, heffa if we came in here together we leaving together! And if you see somebody in your crew is that dam* drunk, somebody needs to be the sober head!
We took my friend to N.O. for her bachelorette party, and that heffa got so darn drunk and rowdy that they put us off Bourbon St., but guess how many of us sobered up b/c we saw how drunk she was! 3 of us hopped a cab to take her back to the hotel, and the other 5 walked back. NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!
I've even left a guy in the club one night b/c my friend had gotten drunk and we needed to leave. He was NOT happy about that, but I told him 'We came in together we leave together, that's how it goes.'
"What you do when we drop yo drunk @ss at home is a different story! "
Fi real. No distraught mother is going to be slapping me in the face for leaving her baybeh behind. Is arite.
This is why I'm no fun. But I bet you (and that bish who was killed in Aruba) that we all come back safe!
DING DING DING! i may not be "the most fun", but i bet you with all of oprah's money we'll be alive for another day!
This heffa is SOOOO LUCKY! OMLORD!
Yeah… Black man + drunk White girl = 5-10 & no time off for good behavior. Nope, nyet, nein, NAWL.
That could have ended up…….*SMH* More honor than I've got, that's for sure. I'd have called the cops and have them come get her azz.
I swear, some people must think they're a Sacred Child or some shyt. They can do all sorts of foolishness, and angels will swoop down and protect their asses from evil. Bone drunk? Out of her damn mind? Might as well have rolled in cow blood and jumped into shark-infested waters. She better be grateful nothing happened to her, and not do that stupid shyt ever again.
Yes, I'm pissed.
*clutches pearls*
i've got some praying to do. the preschooler is only four now, but i can only hope she'll listen to us and choose her friends wisely. man, i don't even want to think about what could've happened. those two guys are princes.
I love all my sisters, black, white and in between but this is why white women stay on shows like Missing, Disappeared, Gone, Where the Fuck Is She?, and Have you seen this milk carton and or slash postage card. I ride hard for my girls even if they are on some dumb s**t. My homegirl got so drunk she was wrapped around this n***a like a raggedy ass python. I snatched her up mid-tongue kiss and told old boy if he wanted her snatch he'd have to get it at her crib because she came with me and she was leaving with me. FUGG that. Get on the news by your damn self. You ain't bout to leave me on earth feeling guilty because you wanted to be a Hennesey-flavored slut.
"Hennesey-flavored slut."
…twin, GO TO BED!. bout to make me call you out of your name in front of all these nice people lmao.
LOL You know that Hennesey be giving a sista excuses.
… It's like looking at Slaus, but a whole lot prettier & better moisturized…
LOL why thank you. I tell him that all of the time.
…my gawd i love this heffa… hate her….but i be lovin her.
but every time you talk I SWEAR i wanna start the sentence with :" b*tch i'll fight you" even when i want to only tell you hello…
That's because talking to me is like talking to the kinder, gentler you and you don't like it. Love me! Schnarf schnarf!
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iCRIED!!!! You telling nothing BUT the truth, but I was slain by this fuggery here! LMAO!!!
(I have been that cockblocking bytch, but we all made it to our 30s cotdammit!)
You already know we gotta go into hoe protection program mode. Sometimes we need saving from our own selves. If you my girl then I got you.
"on a scale of one to ten…you're about a 40" LMFAO! wow, she was beyond white girl wasted!
I went to University of Minnesota, which is one of THE most white universities on this planet. Because of our location, we often went to other campuses and schools, like University of Iowa to party.
Do you know how many drunk white girls my friends and I saved during our party times? I swear it's like the second a white girl gets drunk, the sleaze balls multiply by the thousands trying to persuade her into some nasty ish.
We've even had white guys trying to fight us because we were trying to get the girl back to her dorm safe and sound.
We did have one rule though, not to let the guys in our crew get anywhere NEAR a drunk white chick. That's darn near suicide on a majority white campus!
I mean, the only reason she didn't catch some penis-induced hangover was dude was tired…he didn't seem to have a problem taking her up on that offer…
Sorry. Woulda f**ked her. That's right. I ain't learn s**t from Kobe.
i don't find this mess cute or funny…this is the person that would end up missing and /or dismembered…and when that happens, the media will be flooded with her story and i won't care…
This is another reason why I'm glad I'm a man. Most dudes won't leave their friends behind. I've known girls that go out with friends already knowing they'll ditch them if they get out of hand. SMH.