LNBS: Reason 54,873 that public education in America is a complete failure – Deer x’ing placement.

Deductive reasoning was once a required course in educational facilities where people were supposed to like… uhhhhhh…. learn!

But with the advent of no child left behind, educational facilities were turned into testing facilities where people where trained to pass exams and not really…. Think.

Exhibit A:

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new contender for America’s Biggest Berk. (It’s a gameshow idea we’re working on in our spare time, in case you’re wondering.)

Click on the YouTube link above to hear what happened when our new heroine, Donna, called to voice her concerns about deer crossings during a radio phone-in show in Fargo, North Dakota.

You see, poor Donna’s had three deer-related car accidents over recent months – all shortly after passing a “deer crossing” sign. Her solution? The authorities should move the signs in order to encourage the deer to cross somewhere else.

Actually, we have kind of the opposite problem to Donna. There’s a clearly sign-posted zebra crossing at the end of our street. But in all the years we’ve lived here, we’ve never seen a zebra take advantage of it. Nope, not one zebra.

And staying on the deer theme: marvel at our amazing ‘Deer vs Cats’ videos…

Wow! Just… Wow!

Nite nite byotches!

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  1. Smh,the mind is a terrible thing to waste<img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/aa7kuv.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">But Folk, a zebra crossing?That's cool as hayle!!!!!!

  2. Fadematic says:

    So much idiocy…

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  3. Leo_YardieChick says:
  4. future_rmc_phd says:

    Where is the Prince gif where he gives the side eye when you need it? Lol. The lady was killing me.

  5. originalwharris says:

    Please tell me this is a joke…

  6. There just needs to be more chlorine in the gene pool…
    On the other hand, I hope she avoids those places where they have Train Crossings, because that could get messy.

  7. Damelo Suave says:

    <img src="http://crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seriously-no-amas.gif"&gt;

    Is this heffa serious?! *heavy sigh*

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