yeah, I’m a jerk.
Love y’all.
Love me?
Bunk yall then!
:: claps ashy-azz hands together and disappears in the smoke ::
:: fat-azz tries to hide behind a lamp like y’all can’t see me::
Don’t let the bed bugs bite!!!
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When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
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Aye, yo, Slaus. Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm fugging you up on sight. *rubs my penis AWL over your Star Wars & other toys*
On Sight.
Ol' ashy bastid got me itchin' and twitchin' like I was Tyrone Gat Dam Biggums some shyt…
(runs to take a scalding bleach shower)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Uggh, with the huge rise in bedbugs here in the Chicago city limits (especially in lakefront apartment buildings), this is straight wrong.
FCVK YOU!!!!!!!
*gets bat and heading to your office to steal yo Star Wars ish, then bust up the rest before liberating Pinky and dontating to Lord Tori's overloard fund*
ASHY BASTID!!!
That person needs to just burn down their house, everything they have on, shave and just let the CDC decontaminate them before he/she starts over.
You need this in your life Slaus:
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Ewwwwwwwwww. Is that what bug bites look like?
WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS?!!?
You meanie stinky face.
*sigh* I don't know why Wanna doesn't beat you more often…
How?
How??
How does this person have this bunch of ick on their neck??
EEEEWWWW!!!!
Slaus, I hate your SKIN!!!!
Why did you do that???
I feel itchy, now!!!
That's just nasty.
Well dayum. . . .
Slaus, this is just some ole' effed up, monkey shyt. How could you do this to our eyes? Some things one can never UN-SEE! ! ! Ugh, imma need one of those memory erasers from "Men In Black."
I thought it was gonna be a condom. I don't know why, but I did. This was worse.
Why cant they just scrub this off. Why is there Section* for bugs on this person's neck? Ugh man ugh!
and after I posted that ish, you just KNOW I was sitting there like..
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If I could, I would drop kick you right now, but I am scared it might snow early this year if I do. I hate you for real for that pic and Gif.
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND MAGNIFICENT IN THE WORLD IS THIS BOOLSHYT!!?!?!?!?!
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Wait ???what?? .What was the topic again?
Sorry I just say boobs and was distracted…JDM
Why is MJ doing the WOP!!!!! That gif is AWESOME!!! Oh and thanx for the nightmares and neck cramps from sleeping in the tub. . .
Forget being mad at Slaus,and please believe I can't stand his powdery azz right now. I have questions
1. When was the last time this mofo washed his/her neck?
and 1. They's so many (in my Miss Ceily Voice)
and 1. again How were they on this person's neck long enough to have babies? And 1. again again Why in the heck is this person pausing for a photo op? I know all of my qestions were number 1 but I coudn't figure out which one was most important. This person need to take a bath in some Lye forget the soap just straight Lye.
I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that this guy has a neckfull of "roaches" or the fact that them m'f*ckers won't run even before the camera flash!!!
Ewlll you've managed to make my skin crawl and feel all itchy…Ih8chu right now
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