Not the guy who won due to insignificant penis size…..still kind of douchey looking though
COPENHAGEN, Denmark – In Denmark, one of the smallest countries in the world, size clearly matters: a website has invited men to send in photos of their private parts and the man with the smallest penis wins an iPhone.
The erotica site, Singlesex.dk owned by Morten Fabricius, 45, recently held a competition for the most beautiful penis, and now the time has come for the smallest member.
“The smallest is the extreme,” Fabricius told AFP. “It’s a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much.”
“It’s a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it’s not normal to have a huge one.”
Fabricius said he hoped the funny and quirky aspect of the competition would enable people to poke a little fun at a sensitive subject, and give them enough courage to post images anonymously.
The rules are simple: send in a photo to the website with your erection and a measuring tape next to it.
The man with the smallest organ will win, but women will also crown a winner based on votes from the site’s female members.
Those two will win an iPhone, and second and third prizes are an iPad 3, Fabricius said. The competition runs until January 31, 2013.
“So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web,” he said.
“Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger,” he said. “It’s incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are,” he said, in part referring to the porn industry.
Sexologist Vivi Hollaender said she gets a lot of inquiries from men who think their organs are too small.
“The smallest penis was 1.5 cm (just over half an inch) while erected,” she said. The man had sent an image to her, and she said he had described having a well-functioning sex life.
“It is frightening how many men are worried that their penis is too small. It can really destroy their quality of life,” she said. [source]
“Half an Inch…erect. But he had a well-functioning sex life.”
GET the EFF OUT of here, son!!!!!! Yeah i’m sure he does have a well functioning sex life.. masturbating as he watches someone else have sex with his partner. Maannnnn come onnnnnn. Really?? I’m just not buying it so….. i’ll leave it to you heterosexual women and gay guys chime in.
I will say this, more men fret about their penis size than you could ever know. Only guys not remotely insecure about it are the guys with the mandingo gene. Vast majority are sensitive about it. It’s why Ford F 350 trucks and most italian cars exist. Seriously…. we guys talk a lot of garbage about women being overly emotional but.. say something negative about a guy’s penis or something overly positive about another man’s member and see if the bytchness doesn’t start.
Juuuust saying.
''The smallest penis was 1.5 cm (just over half an inch) while erected''………..I think I dated this dude…..
Me too.
Dang he must get around I've been with him too. Never knew it could be retractable….
"Never knew it could be retractable…. "
I'm dying!!!! LMAO
I think we all dated him and I thought the same thing. I was like baby I don't feel good.
He was all balls. I wanted to ask so bad do you sit down to pee???
He just pushes it down…..LOL
Having a half inch penis and a well-functioning sex-life means he eats a lot of pussy, and isn't afraid to have toys in the bedroom.
Wouldn't that be considered a micro-penis though? Aren't there operations to fix that? I'm all for being happy with what you've got, but a half inch penis is a disorder. I'd get that s**t fixed in a heartbeat.
Most guys with that length are into Henry ALL THE TIME…..gotta supplement somewhere.
So here's a little secret, well not really…when I went to Amsterdamn, I was approached by white men and it's was a surprise to me, because all my life, I had never been approached by any other race, but my own…so anywho, I'm in a different country where race isn't a big factor, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and have a one night stand…THAT SHYT WAS HORRIBLE!!! And it was so damn small….and I'm an honest person, so when he asked, I told him it was bad…he needed help….I was shocked he didn't throw me out that morning…he actually saw that I made it home safely! LOL
That's why I couldn't do a one night stand. What happended to you is one of my greatest fears!
So maybe he had "girth" with that half inch?
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I luv u and can't stand yo azz at the same damn time!
Wider than longer? Like looking at a hammer head shark?
Madame…. leave.
hahahaha omg bwahahaha I just died!! oh thank you for that it was a good laugh!
We call that a tuna can. There was a guy that was will known for his tuna can dack that I knew. Quite emanating, because he was always ready to share our with women. They called him Tiny Tim.
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That, sir, is NOT a penis… It is a clitoris!
Peace out!
WWE's Chyna has a bigger dack than half and inch. (google it NSFL)
you are right. i'd say fk it and say i was a lesbian and call it a day.
*looks down* I'm disqualified, thank you Lawd!