Apparently a guy was helping his buddy clean out his apartment when they came across this mother and her children….
Bytch I would have been NO good after this.
NO good.
Everyone in a 10 mile radius would have heard the absolute sound of horror and punk-assness as my screams would have filled the damn air. The damn Benny Hill song would have been playing as I ran up out of that place, down the street, up a country mountain side…. space….
B*tch, i’d run on broken legs to get away.












You going to hell. You didn't even give me time to prepare. I don't even know what the hell it is, but I don't like it. What is it? And promise me it only lives on a small island with no cute, cuddly creatures so I don't feel bad when we napalm that bitch.
I googled it Cher and they are found in Belize!
::marks trip to Belize off bucket list::
NOOOOOOO! The Scorpion babies look like roaches! Hell naw! F*ck life!
DON'T CLICK THIS LINK – http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel/Belize/2009/…
You and your fvcking facts and examples have fvcked Folk's early morning even more. So Folk your tiddays for redemption!
Is that a big azz scorpion?!!!
::shudders and leaves thread quickly::
shutting down…
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ty Damelo
that back up pony nope is where its AT right now
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenooooooooooooooooooooooooope!!!
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Benny Hill song makes anything funny.
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……you NEED to know how to warn a bish…. now I gotta go all day all messed up in the eyeballs n chit cuz of your trifflin' BS…
NOT A BACKSIDE!
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ROFLOL! I love this one! EVERYBODY got the heck outta dodge!
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For Slaus:
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Right.. I'm still scratching from the bedbugs post
Heee, I'd put that up on FB but a friend posted the story about the snake in China that had a leg and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY'S all freaked the fvck out. (I'm still laughing at them all)
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Hay'chu.
You are an evil, evil, eeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll MAN!
You ashy mofo!
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Even though I'm a Scorpio and all, but fugg this shyt!
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That s**t has horns……….Ain't no way u can convince me that my God came up with the specs for that creature.. that s**t right there is the Devil's work.
HOW do you get rid of that anyway??? You can't step on it. You can't vacuum it up. You can't put it under a glass with a bit of paper to carry it outside. You'd need a combination of a blowtorch, acid, and Thor's hammer.
I guess all the wee babies snuggling on mom is sweet though? Oh sorry this isn't a say something nice is it.
napalm is still legal right?
OH HELL NAW.