Her bathroom activities probably smell like woe and wanton disregard, son…… Just nasty for no reason.
I mean damn, i realllly love some good Colby jack cheese. Some sharp cheddar! The perfect slice of provolone from the deli with fresh sliced roast beef. Hell, whenever I drive to Wisconsin for any reason I just foam at the mouth at the chance to stop off at Marrs cheese castle and pick up a lb of cheesy-something that tastes like it was made from Unicorn milk which was tended to by sexy-azz korean virgins but still. I ain’t about to sit in my damn hover round whilst snacking on a block of lactose f*ggary. Not even for a moment.
Nothing aBOUT this seems like a good decision.