WHO loves cheese like this!!!??? WHOOOO!!!???

Her bathroom activities probably smell like woe and wanton disregard, son…… Just nasty for no reason.

I mean damn, i realllly love some good Colby jack cheese. Some sharp cheddar! The perfect slice of provolone from the deli with fresh sliced roast beef. Hell, whenever I drive to Wisconsin for any reason I just foam at the mouth at the chance to stop off at Marrs cheese castle and pick up a lb of cheesy-something that tastes like it was made from Unicorn milk which was tended to by sexy-azz korean virgins but still. I ain’t about to sit in my damn hover round whilst snacking on a block of lactose f*ggary.  Not even for a moment.

Ugh.

Just Ugh.

Nothing aBOUT this seems like a good decision.

SlausMalley McFluffy Obrien jackson.
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  1. shewearsblack says:

    "Her bathroom activities probably smell like woe and wanton disregard, son…… Just nasty for no reason."

    :::soul floats from body:::

  2. Cher_Bear says:

    One, I'd do that . . . just not in public and with a smaller block. Some cheese just needs to be snacked on.

    Two, you say Her. I say are you SURE? Cuz I say HIM. Either way they're married and I'm not . . . GET ME A BLOCK OF CHEESE!

  3. If she's eating cheese like that constantly, she's probably more backed up than I-95 on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

  4. ::shrug::

    I guess cheese is Gouda to him.

  5. fineazell1 says:

    Just don't have anything good to say about this shyt.
    I like cheese – in small azz portions. Which is why I'm not so gat damn fat I have to have wheels.

  6. phenomblak says:

    If it goes in like a block will it come out like one?

  7. cakes_and_pies says:

    <img src="http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac258/copperblaze2/cheese.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="cheese">

    Yo ass ain't laughing now!

  8. I love cheese, but I have never just eaten it of the block like that. I will buy a block half the size of that, and will slice it off and have crackers, strawberries, grapes and a drank with it and sit and watch movies snack'en. But this right here is not my bag.

  9. Damelo Suave says:

    Those eating habits might have something to do with her being in that wheelchair & wearing a bedsheet for a dress…IJS

    • fineazell1 says:

      No way. I'm sure it's a thyroid problem, or genes, or something complete unrelated to eating like a god damn hippo.

  10. queensgirl1960 says:

    Needs a colonic..

  11. Leo_YardieChick says:
  12. First off….Mars chees castle…yessss!!!!

    Second, being from Wisconsin I love cheese…just not that damn much of it. I don't think I've seen a black of cheese that large sincetsincethe gubment cheese das and I LIVE IN WISCONSIN!!!!

    What the hell, did she freeze it from the 80's and hold on to it for this precise moment?

  13. originalwharris says:

    I love cheese. If I'm at a party with a cheese tray, I'll load my plate down with cheese and crackers. I can't hate on this lady for loving cheese, but I wouldn't munch on of a block of it like it was an ice cream cone either.

  14. Wow. Just wow. That just makes me sad.

  15. CaspercutieSTL says:

    I guess string cheese was too much work .

  16. originalwharris says:

    I just noticed the box of Cheez-It's in the bag behind her.

  17. Photos like this is what has motivated me to start going back to the gym. I'm pretty sure.

  18. guitargrrrl76 says:
  19. Tracie T-Dawg Smith says:

    I was gonna say mebbe she's on the Atkins no carb thing,but probably not with the cheezits in the back. Lots of things make me sad about this photo, and this person. She has stopped giving a sh*t, and that makes me sad. I'm sorry she doesn't have the kind of people in her life who lift her spirit with love, rather than just ignore that she obviously doesn't like/love/respect herself. /sad

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