Guess what time it is? It’s Halloween time! I haven’t even picked a party, but it’s time to pick a costume! Well it’s time for y’all ratchet beasts to pick my costume. This year I put some thought into my choices and I picked items that I was really feeling, in that I would find a reason to wear them again, even if it was a dumb ass reason. In fact I may not wear these for Halloween, I may wear these to the club. You think I won’t? Ha bet I do!
This first costume (Deluxe Gangsta Mama by Roma – Roma makes the hottest strippery costumes): I would wear it on a date, I would wear it to the grocery store . . . Unfortunately, right now it doesn’t come in my size, it might only fit one boob, but that one boob would look spectacular. I’m joining a new gym just so I can look fabulous like Choc and pop it in this outfit without ripping seams.
Perhaps I could also pair it with this duster (Mafia Mama by Roma) and just be the sexiest pimp at the imaginary Player’s Ball in my head. “You looking at my man? You bet not. I’ll beat a b*tch with my cane and bust some heads.” *Plays Buss it Wide Open by Lil Kee in my head*
Second Costume: So this is nice right? It’s purple. I love purple. AND it doesn’t look like I earn $145 for a happy ending in the back of some married man’s SUV at 5:25 on a Tuesday. What? I couldn’t be a cheap ho, some of these costumes are costly. If I got this robe I’d also plan to buy an electric candle (Cuz I’m scared of real fire, yeah, no lie, shaddup) and wander around the pond of my apartment complex at midnight freaking out my neighbors. I might chant Mystikal lyrics cuz they’re indecipherable and the random yelling of “DANGER” while spinning would be EPIC. You like the costume? Yes? No? Should I lower my hoeing rates?
Third Costume (Swashbuckler by Roma): When I was a teenager I wanted to dress like a pirate (long vests, knee high boots). I think it’s because my parents made me wear an eye patch (I had a purple one), but that’s a different post. Apparently as an adult I still want to dress like a pirate. I would lose the hat, sword and throw on slimmer boots and hit the streets of Chicago in this outfit. Yep, when you see that Tweet about a Sexy, black ,lady pirate at the Field Museum . . . that was me. I could also throw on some Jeans and pretend it’s 1994 and wear this to scope out men at the local library . . . um . . . yeah, that’s why I’m single. How would I look as a pirate?
Fourth Costume: I am 100%, Grade A, Authenticate American Slave stock. My family hasn’t never seent nan island and not nan none of dem negros can swim. We ain’t looked on Africa since we were involuntarily selected to take part in, lets call it, a work abroad program. We’ve never looked back and to honor my ancestral struggle I came to the conclusion I would dress up like . . . a Greek Goddess. My great-great-great grandparents toiled and suffered so that I could rock these great gams in public, meet a hot man and wrap them around his ne . . . sorry I’m here; what are we doing? Pirates? Oh, yeah Cher as a Goddess . . . yes?
Justin Timberlake and Snoop Dog. I’ve been listening to this song bought 5 times a day. Cuz I’m gonna pop to it whichever costume y’all pick
Lets talk costumes!!!!! What should I be? What are y’all gonna be?
I TOLD yall i'm going out as a ZEF!!! Imma buy me something white and a permanent marker and I will draw " zef swag" on the back of that m'focker!!!
im gonna be Trayvon Martin
LEAVE! Leave this thread right damn now. Do not even look at the corner, it's too good for you.
#3.
I've narrowed it down to 3 (4, depending on the variant to one of them), but I dunno if I can get 'em in time. smh
Will enjoy my grandkids as either Pugsley & Wednesday or Peebles & BamBam the decision hasnt been made yet/ I just sit back and watch these days..
2nd one – corset + pushed-up tatas = Win!
If that is chosen then all those who love boobs, and I'm only going on past commentary about the wonders of Ms. Cher Bear's pillows, the reactions shall be…
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Corner? Corner.
Whoops, I mean #2, the Purple.
Mobster or pirate(but its just because I want to buy them for me now).
Going as myself, of course!
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I'm going as a farmer. Sure, I'll be wearing green overalls and a pink plaid shirt, but it's what I have in my closet. Easy peasy.
Im throwing on a cape and a mardi gras mask and going as "Your Imagination"…whatever you think I am, whelp, thats what ill be.
Im lazy as all hell.
Will be wearing glow in the dark t shirt that says, "Boo".
I am not going out, so I will be wearing nothing.
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I meant I won't be wearing a costume. Hush.
I vote pirate.
Family Halloween is themed Little Mermaid. I will be Ursula. We have all the main characters participating!
I want to do an adult thing and I have a Minnie Mouse costume from Torrid including the thigh highs with the bow
I just need a garter belt and some cute yet comfy shoes
I really want to be one of the Barton Bellas from the movie "Pitch Perfect"[youtube vejKK6JinTE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vejKK6JinTE youtube]
Any of the costumes but as a ZOMBIE!!! Every year it's a battle between sig other and I on not being too scary. I want to do this awesome make up thing where it looks like I'm unzipping my face with bloody skin underneath but he blah blahs about scaring kids. Sooo I think we are going with me being Peter Pan, him being Captain Hook and our dog being the aligator…but we'll be ZOMBIE versions.
I vote for the pirate costume with the hat and boots.
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My old Bloody Tousen Kaname cosplay from Anime Expo 2007. Though I have to first find all the pieces to it again. If not, t-shirt ninja.
*faints, gets back up and daps you* I freaking LOVE Bleach and this is epic! Can I post this on my blog under Cosplay? Pretty please?
Go on ahead.
Sweet, thank you! It'll go live tomorrow.
I'm going to be a vampire. I wish I had the purple robe. But that's what I'm gonna be. I just did a trial run of my makeup face…I just need to find an actual costume…