…and the fact she is simply standing there in the Captain Morgan Stance just….just not particularly giving a damn in the SLIGHTEST!!!!
Not only am I TRULY disturbed by the fact she is standing there simply unabashed about this whole thing but…but…but the fact she owns this in the first place because…i mean…. HOW much is too much, people!!! That damn thing looks like the main component to a home hysterectomy kit. An early 18th century torture device to be used on witches or…any woman who knows with 8 divided by 2 is.
I mean reaaaaaaaally, people!! The fact that this…this…mandingo 4000 contraption even exists…. scares me. Who even neeeeds something this massive to be pleasured!???? I suppose if one is having a menotaur fantasy and ya just wanna bring some kinky ish to life then so be it. BUT…. OUCH.
Without posting pix or nsfw links, what is the strangest sex toy you have ever seen or heard of.