…and the fact she is simply standing there in the Captain Morgan Stance just….just not particularly giving a damn in the SLIGHTEST!!!!
Not only am I TRULY disturbed by the fact she is standing there simply unabashed about this whole thing but…but…but the fact she owns this in the first place because…i mean…. HOW much is too much, people!!! That damn thing looks like the main component to a home hysterectomy kit. An early 18th century torture device to be used on witches or…any woman who knows with 8 divided by 2 is.
I mean reaaaaaaaally, people!! The fact that this…this…mandingo 4000 contraption even exists…. scares me. Who even neeeeds something this massive to be pleasured!???? I suppose if one is having a menotaur fantasy and ya just wanna bring some kinky ish to life then so be it. BUT…. OUCH.
Ugh.
Creeped….OUT!!!
Without posting pix or nsfw links, what is the strangest sex toy you have ever seen or heard of.
Im sorry but…when I look at that…..contraption, device, construct or whatever the hayle she is strapped to, I start flashing back to Requiem for a Dream.
You know the damn scene….
azz to azz…
*shudder*
Excuse me, I gotta go bleach my brain out now and go huddle in a corner. 0.o
Shyaaadap. Facts n examples be damn
oh and dammit slaus, witcho non spelling azz.
its minotaur. Menotaur sounds like a damn bull prone to hot flashes n shyt.
You got me in tears!!!!!!!!
::: rollling ::: i dont like you any more toody ass toody
*deadeded*
"damn bull prone to hot flashes n shyt"
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*clenches tightly*
Ummm…who is she using that on? Her husband? Boyfriend? Cuz any man that can & wants to take that has to be familiar with the cool, crisp taste of penis…and likely needs to wear a diaper or colostomy bag.
NAWL.
Damn thing lookin like one of the horns sprouting from Evil's head in Legend.
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Hey…she's gotta have it…#TardisTwat
That's somebody's grandma.
That thing can seriously rearrange some insides!
Yeah… Don't need that. At all.
Industrial strength harness for a monster violator strap-on — Flip flop shoes.
Shelf for the CDs — Printer on the floor.
On top of everything else, I'm sensing a looooot of Florida in this pic.
Who took Meemaw's picture!?!?
that's not a strap on, that's a military-grade improvised load-bearing device with a huge dack dangling from it.
God only knows what those fishies in the aquarium have seen…
And why is there a bag of M&Ms just sitting on the table while she poses? What is wrong with people?
Those M&M'S pull a double duty as tiny anal beads….lol
Her face in this picture is priceless
I cant house it.
Okay I will pick up the gauntlet! So first is this a double sided one? Second does it have the vibration option which in the case of these particular aides is really a nice thing because the giver gets a nice time right along side the takee. It is quite a bit too big and me being a size queen and all. But since noone gave examples……. I had 3 of these when I was dating women back in the day. It was a phaze for me I love them still but dating a woman is dangerous. So I have to say that these are really great if your in a female on female relationship. Mt favorite had a case full of attachments of different sizes and had an amazing vibrator pack. But these are expensive. Im guessing the one in pic is about a $200 job. I aint mad at her maybe she thinks shes a horse???? My little pony for halloween and shiz!
DAMN!!!! So do you think her leg is up like that bc she used the thing??? Just sayin……
Oh what in the seven gay hells of Fu Manchu is THIS ol' boolshyt?
If you showed that to a female horse, that horse would run away screaming like a two-year-old girl.
Gat dammit, Big Momma, I don't give a fugg if you DO like smangin' bridge trolls, but keep that shyt to ya-self, ol' nassy heffa!!!