Man… I love Key & Peele but I also hate Key & Peele because i swear to the Lawd I was thinking of this same damn joke lol. But… oh well, they beat me to it and it is hilarity clinton!
If you haven’t been watching Key & Peele, you need to look at your life and look at your choices, hookers.
On another note, during the zombie apacolypse , if you could only pick a team of 5 people from the OHN family, who would it be and why. Who would you absolutely not want on your team?? if you say Slaus, that’s cool…. I’ll just Shane the sh*t out of you.
Which is probably why i ought to be the last person picked to be on the team…..
Thanks to vanessa for the send in.
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.
I should be on the short list cuz I look all innocent but I'll shank a zombie. I ain't afraid. I'LL CUT EM.
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iDIE!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What in all the Children of the Corn?!
I dont think I recall Shirley Temple getting ready to send someone to the pearlys….
o.O
NAWL!!!
My childhood has just violated. I don't remember Shirley doing this……O_o
Lo – Ex Military experience would come in handy
Twink – Her plus the girls to take mind off the craziness
Slaus – Just incase need to outrun someone
Hex – BC you always need an all access pass
5th spot open to best twerk and shake.
…you know what, B8tch…..
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What is going on in that gif?
*Jaggling for my life*
I can handle Zombie Doormen, but we're gonna need more chicks. Places always let you in if you have chicks in your group.
Man, I'm with the people who have the guns… if the Warden falls, I'm gonna need someone else that's reliable (and help my dumbass shoot a rifle).
Lo, Dot/Biscuit. DivaCee, Twink, Lefty…Slaus is somewhere after shortiafreeka69
Can't-Boobs
Twink-Boobs
Slaus-Boobs & sacrifice
TracyTrips-She lives in OK. She probably has A LOT of guns already
Wanna-she's smart, fierce, dangerous, and BOOBS!
I'll make sure we eat!
Gurl, I will hunt & gather!
And I will comfort you in your time of need…you know, with you being a widow and all.
Lefty & Wolf for the grim work, Caratime for the strategic planning, Tracy for the crazy… and Slaus. In case we need a strategical sacrifice. Sorry.
: sniff : I do NOT love you anymore!
:; kicks dirt at you ::
:; claps my hands and creates an ash cloud at you ::
*coughs*
Hmmmm…. that ash cloud may come in handy for distraction. We might keep you after all.
Since you read our FB banter, you know that Wolf and I can provide comedic relief at times also.
Yuuup.
Damn Slaus looks like you are fodder for the masses. I'd have you on my team simply because you might turn out to be the T-Dawg and outlast all other minorities on my team lol.
Maaaan eff all of them :: sniff sniff :: that's ok…. : sniff :: iont need them. :: sniff sniff ::
i may not be fast… : sniff :: but im strong….and I fight like an animal :; sniff sniff :; and..and…….
maaaaaan f*ck yall…..
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*hollering*
SNERK!!!
FDot or Biscuit – GUNS
ThatDamnPaul – Ass WHOOPINS
S Luc – food, plus she could get it ERRDAY
Wanna – the BRAINS(no pun intended) of the group
Tracy – guns/hunting and TRASH TALK
In Reserve: Fubsy sitting next to the red button in case everything goes to shyt.
Heffa, how you put your husband on standby? *hollers*
It would be all good for a while, but eventually some white girl zombie would want to try some dark meat.
Jai – Artillery
Can't – Cullinary
Wanna – Strategic Planning
Chemmie – Chemical Warfare
Hex/Lefty – Iono, but we need guys for…um…"miscellaneous purposes". Yeah, sounds legit.
You do know that I make my living in the culinary arts, dont you? And Wanna isnt the only one here who is a certified genius.
Sir…I believe culinary skills could fall under "miscellaneous purposes"…I loves me some Wanna and that's why I made sure she was on my list.
I'll co-sign on this one.
damn just 5? ok
twink and yaya…hey…even in the apocalypse a brother may wanna get it on. and i'm sure if we run out of ammo they are nice with any type of knives.
dot for sure. endless supply of guns
tracy…she's bout it bout it…and see twink and yaya
lo-sure he's down to kick some ass but probably make me and dot mad because every time we in a fight and turn around…he's trying to dack down twink, yaya and tracy.
and key and peele are some damn fools. i just found out about them not too long ago and they keep me in tears.
Awww…..*sigh*
I got picked!!
*Sits in my bunker*
I'm touched…but uh..am I gonna have to side eye you once I found out the reason why?
Former military, so you know how to handle a weapon. Being pretty is extra, but I'm not gonna be thinking much about humpy-time fun then
I would briiiing:
Lo because I believe in Melee weapons and a bat is the best one
Slaus because every group needs a T-Dawg
Traci because every group needs a crazy white person
Can't because she said above she'd keep us fed
and F. because his ass probably already has a plan and a contingency plan and should the hubs mess up…I'll need to regroup.
I'll be driving the zombies around.
Use aerosol cans and a lighter. Instant flame gun.
It's sorta unofficial, but can I grab those Japanese kids from the earlier post?
Um, and Slaus.
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Wanna because she's smart and she can mesmerize anyone into doing her will.
Slaus because Wanna said so.
Jai because she has all the guns, ammo, food and other supplies.
Chemmie because I'm hoping her little sugar gliding butt can come up with a vaccine.
Tester because she's got the bunker.