So this morning I had to go to Target in order to grab some coffee, some oatmeal for the boys and a new litter scooper for lil Miss Pinky Pie.
Well as was waiting in line, these two lil soccer mom types were in line in front of me and one of them was putting a bunch of halloween candy up on the belt and some halloween make-up as well. The other woman rolls her eyes at the woman and says:
Woman 1″My God, Linda I can’t believe you are so into Halloween like this.”
woman 2: What’s the big deal, the kids love it and it is fun. Your kids aren’t doing it AGAIN this year?
Woman 1: No my children are not participating in Halloween because the entire thing is a celebration of sinful Pagan nonsense. It’s a sin
Woman 2 just looks at her plain as can be… and says:
Woman 2: ” says the woman who isn;t 100% sure if her husband is the father of her kids.”
Man… I snorted and tried to stifle my laugh and then pretended to cough but the joker-like smile upon my face SURELY gave it away.
I mean Woman 2 was a lil cute middle aged blonde mom-type but she cut ol girl like a southside thug with that one….
whoa!!!
I mean, Bef….. that bytch got READ like a cliffnote
Read for absolute FILTH! LOL!
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"Whaaat a lovely way-y to burn… oh, what a lovely way-y to burn…"
This gif is awesome. LOL!!!
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whenever I think of shade from here on out, I'll either think of that one gif with SHADE coming across the skyline like "WHAT YOU GON DO" or I'll think of the above… a bunch of BIGGUMS bringing their OWN.
Have shade, will travel, I guess.
*Kanye Shrug* \(*_*)//
That's what she get! She should have just said no or not interested! Boom, LMAO
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I will always and forever love La La doing this!
Im like mom #2 I love Halloween. You get to dress up and get bags of free candy. What's there to not like and mom #my sins are better then yours 1 got shut down. I will defend trick or treating till I die. I have never missed trick or treating not 1 time in 30 years. Bad part my daughter is only 2 so there were a lot of childless years in which I took home a huge bag of candy. Now I have to share :0(.
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Well damn! And damn again!
Day aint friends no mo.
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Girl, if you do't celebrate Halloween, just say you don't celebrate it. All that "it's a sin" mess is silly. She deserved the burn. Feel the burn, bytch, feel it!!!!
Weeeeeellllllllps!!!!
I'm roooooooooooing in the deep though!!
And all the gifs >>>>>>>>
Shyt like this is why I wish I was still allowed to work at Target.
Ah… the joys of "Facts and Examples" …..