So this morning I had to go to Target in order to grab some coffee, some oatmeal for the boys and a new litter scooper for lil Miss Pinky Pie.
Well as was waiting in line, these two lil soccer mom types were in line in front of me and one of them was putting a bunch of halloween candy up on the belt and some halloween make-up as well. The other woman rolls her eyes at the woman and says:
Woman 1″My God, Linda I can’t believe you are so into Halloween like this.”
woman 2: What’s the big deal, the kids love it and it is fun. Your kids aren’t doing it AGAIN this year?
Woman 1: No my children are not participating in Halloween because the entire thing is a celebration of sinful Pagan nonsense. It’s a sin
Woman 2 just looks at her plain as can be… and says:
Woman 2: ” says the woman who isn;t 100% sure if her husband is the father of her kids.”
Man… I snorted and tried to stifle my laugh and then pretended to cough but the joker-like smile upon my face SURELY gave it away.
I mean Woman 2 was a lil cute middle aged blonde mom-type but she cut ol girl like a southside thug with that one….