We’re knocking kids out over Cheetohs now? Really?

A 23-year-old woman allegedly whipped her younger sister with an extension cord before knocking the girl unconscious over a bag of Cheetos, police said.

The little girl had bought the snacks from a neighbour while sister Deby Mejia, 23, was out of the family’s house in Houston, Texas.

The child, who has not been named, told police her sister had got ‘real mad’ when she returned home to find her snacking.

Mejia allegedly whipped the girl with an extension cord before grabbing her by the hair and banging her head on the floor, knocking her unconscious, investigators said.

Social services got involved after teachers noticed the girl had multiple bruises on her body and bump on her head.

She told doctors at the hospital that she had been dizzy for several days after the attack.

Mejia was arrested and is now in jail on a $60,000 bond.

She had been looking after the girl since the child’s mother was deported to Honduras in 2006, according to the arrest warrant.

Investigators said she resents the child being born and told police she does not feel remorse for the brutal beating.

One of Mejia’s neighbours, who did not wish to be named, told ABC13 NewsI just can’t believe she would do stuff like that,” he said. “I’m telling you, she looks like a nice person.’ [source]

So we’re knocking folks out over snack chips these days or… is it the principal of the matter. Either way, there is a whole lot of drawn on eyebrow fail up in here.

fail upon fail even.

I kind of want some cheetohs though….

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  1. Leo_YardieChick says

    If she really does 'resent the child being born', then there is no way that beating was all over Little Sis snacking on Cheetos. That rage was building for a loooong while.

  2. Nerdprincess80 says

    "Investigators said she resents the child being born and told police she does not feel remorse for the brutal beating."

    I'll brutally beat this b*tch's azz and not feel remorse. No problem. Stupid heffa.

  3. Damelo Suave says

    Since 2006? So that means she was 17 when she had to care for her sister…yeah, that's a lot of resentment. But over Cheetos? At least make it over a Reese's Cup or Cool Ranch Doritos

  4. YKM says


    Lemme think…

    This chick is like "This little heffa aint my kid"

    This chick is like "I cant stand this little beeetch"

    This chick is like "I left out of the house for two seconds and I cant do schyte because my life is screwed because my stankin@$$ momma's a ho and got her @$$ deported now I'm stuck with her and she dont listen worth a South Park d@mn and I come back and she's all like ' I got's the Cheetos and you cant have none' "



    I'm NOT saying she's right. But I WILL say this.

    If this was 1970 something, 1960 something, hayle 1980 something…

    take the sister equation out of it, and lets say it was the girls momma.

    And the little girl, who must be little, and apparently disobedient, if she waited til big sis left to buy some Cheetos from a neighbor (bootleg Cheetos?!?!?! o.O)—

    Believe it or not, I can actually envision the broad tellin the little girl no about 20 fkn times about those mufuggin Cheetos.



    And I know a few ghetto@$$ mommas that wouldve whooped the flesh off their childs behind for pullin some sh*t like that. And DARED the cops to be called.


    NOT saying its right.

    But saying I could see it.

  5. phenomblak says

    Who the fuck bailed this bitch out though..I swear there is like a coon bail fairy or something cause these crazy mofos are ALWAYS getting bailed out….smmfh