A friend of mine sent this in to me yesterday with the following hilarious rant attached that went as follows:
Slaus you need to check out this ol frackle-nackle f*ckery going on in this damn picture. It’s making me look at my goofy pale-balled husband and this baby on my lap and making me want to slap the s**t out of him if our child inherits any of his whiteboy bullshyt. Look at this shyt, Slaus! These goofy-ass white boys are JUMPING OFF THE HOUSE!! OFF THE HOUSE!!! Where is their damn mother! Probably making bean salad or something with mayonnaise in it. I swear to God and Gobots that this man told me to make crust for bake chicken using cornflakes and mayonnaise, Slaus. Cornflakes and MAYONNAISE! If he wasn’t so damn pretty with those blue eyes, I would run him over in his sleep! Lack of melanin makes you crazy. Anyway, look at this stupid video and tell OHN about it.
First of all, you negroes are gonna back up off green been casserole, son!!! Green bean casserole is a gift from GOD! From Gawwwwwwd!! Especially when it has a whole bunch of the lil crunch friend onions shyts on it??? LIFE!!!!
Second……..f*ck everyone because this shyt right here looked like so much damn fun!!! Psssssh…. my azz would have done it. Might have caused seismic activity but…. i would have did it. Looking like the personification of a bad decision.
I know you hooker are going to quit hating on the awesome shenanigans from our melanin challenged, pals.
Still…. s**t looks awesome!
..cornflakes and mayo though???? Ugh bytch ugh.