There is one thing that I always find funny no matter what the context is or the consequences which may arise from it and that is Scare pranks. Scare pranks are the meanest most underhanded, most s**tty ass s**tty prank you can do to another muphuquer other that that tried and true age old joke: ” It’s your baby.” or ” I’m going out for milk …at 2am”.
But this ish here, takes it to a whole new level.
Peep what happens when those crazy brazillians get to causing horror-movie style shenanigans in an elevator.
You know how they always have that disclaimer at the end of every movie which talks about how there were no animals harmed in the creation of this production? Bytch… if this happened to me, the list of sentient creatures who ended up with all of their ass kicked, would look like the gatdamn vietnam memorial up in this bytch. PLEASE believe that YOU would be harmed, the bytches who wrote the prank, the bytches who programmed the elevator, the bytches who signed OFF on this, the bytches who catered the food, 3 puppies, 2 goldfish and some random bytch named Manuel.
I don’t give a damn!!!
But yo.. was it just me or when the big blonde chick with the huge boobs n azz came on, did anyone else stop laughing in order to go daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!
yeah Manuela Mammaries could get the business. Juudddddge me. This is south America, so not she had all types of azz-booty also. And she is a big-azz girl so you know she knows how to make something good to eat in a tortilla with a churro on the side. Yeah that was racist, shut up.
All I know is that there would have been chalk outlines all over the place, effing around with me like this.
But… because it WASN’T me….. it’s hilarious.