Remember all that nice stuff I was saying about FLorida the other day? Yeah well…. let’s forget all about that because in the last 24 hours, FLorida has just shown it’s ASS, people!!! It’s whole entire ass!!!
NOVEMBER 27–A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence.
Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon for felony domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County lockup, where bond has been set at $750. Gonzalez is pictured in the adjacent mug shot.
According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, Gonzalez and Esric Davis, 30, are “boyfriend and girlfriend who live in the same home and are involved in a sexual relationship.”
Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez, who allegedly “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Davis told investigators that Gonzalez “goes off” frequently and that she had previously been physical with him.
At one point, Gonzalez told deputies, “I have scratches on me too from where he tried to restrain me when I lost it.” Gonzalez was reportedly “belligerent and uncooperative” and declined to answer questions post-Miranda. [source]
First of all, please believe that if I got my azz whooped for ejaculating too fast, understand that I wish I WOULD file a damn police report about SHYT!!!!!!!
That ish is going to be between ME, YOU and the jeweler i went to to buy you shyt for my lack of kong.
But that is how it goes though doesn’t it! That is why you need to not sit there talking all that ish about your kongitude because if the shyt doesn’t go down like it should…
Have you sitting there afterwards talking about: ” I like your hair…… you know what.. tomorrow im gonna cook your favourite meal tomorrow…..you should buy those shoes you’ve been looking at……..i like your hair.”
Thanks to CeCe for the send in.