Bytch either do something about the size of your shoes or something about your extra toe ass toes!!
If I saw something like this I wouldn’t know whether to call her out or call the Men IN Black. Ol RObeast foot having-ass heffa. If you’ve got extra digits, fine. That isn’t your fault. But fuggin flossing in subjectively attractive footwear that allows your extra digit having-ass foot to just…dangle ass dangle is just a VIOLATION of all that is good.
Just fuggin up the entire This Lil Piggy song. The last lil Piggy is supposed to cry wee wee wee wee all the way home, but in your case he ran into another lil ignant-ass piggy who stabbed him and stole his wallet. Something.