Before OHN NSFW launches … there are some things you need to understand.

 

helllllooo_aniSo this Friday, we are going to do a test launch of Ohnblog.com NSFW and please please please understand this now people….. the content on that site is WAY WAY WAAYYYY different than things are here. I mean.. completely. Like… if you think OHN is hell, OHN NSFW is where the demons in hell are going to be afraid to go. I mean it is just….. raunchy.. uncouth… uncensored…. it is… awful.

It is the kind of fun you like to have when no one else is around to judge you.

Look… you need to understand. There will be nudity. There will be porn… there will be hilarious things we have to say about porn….there will be heterosexual images.. there will be homosexual images.. there will be images images.

The only thing off limits will be blood,gore,beastiality, pedophilia, blonde people and that is about it.

Everything else is fair game.

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How ridiculous and raunchy will it be? It’s lead by Slaus, Hex, Tracy and Folk. Lo hasn’t confirmed yet and Bef said ” OMG No!! NO!” and then she ran off back to the hobbit shire and hid.

So this is the last warning you will get…. DO NOT click on the site at work.. around your kids.. or anywhere that questionable material can get you dealt with. YOU WILL GET FIRED if you access the site from work.  Matter of fact, we aren’t even going to schedule any posts on that site until after 5pm est. But if you lil hookers venture over there during work hours….. hey…you’ve been warned. That site will flag EVERY keyword on your company’s IT manager security list. EVERY.

So yeah…

If you consider yourself a decent person… don’t go over there.

If you want to keep your job..don’t go over there

The rest of you degenerates… see y’all Friday at 5pm est.

Slaus
When not responding to the dictate:" Will the Defendant Please Rise.." CEO and Creator of OHN;Slaus, is a comic illustrator and Social Media whore who spends his free time building legos, playing video games, drawing fantasy characters and being abused by his wife, two sons and cat.

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