Guns, Games, and Girls. What more can a pure 100% American can ask for on a Superbowl Sunday?!?!? Maybe a bottomless glass of moonshine? Yeah that will do it. And let’s not forget makeing sure our women folk are doing what they’re supposed to be doing as the lesser species.
As we kneel down in front of the television idol to humble ourselves before the pulpit of steroids sacrifice our bodies on the upon the alter of high cholesterol, we look back at testimony given this past week in congress that set women back at least 75 years or so.
Gayle Trotter had this to say about weaker wild women and weapons-
Young women are speaking out as to why AR-15 weapons are their weapon of choice. The guns are accurate. They have good handling. They’re light. They’re easy for women to hold. And most importantly, their appearance. An assault weapon in the hands of a young woman defending her babies in her home becomes a defense weapon. And the peace of mind that a woman has as she’s facing three, four, five violent attackers, intruders in her home, with her children screaming in the background, the peace of mind that she has knowing that she has a scary-looking gun gives her more courage when she’s fighting hardened, violent criminals. If we ban these types of assault weapons, you are putting women at a great disadvantage, more so than men, because they do not have the same type of physical strength and opportunity to defend themselves.
Folk don’t know what neighborhood this motherfvcker is speaking of, but d@mned. Folk does know that Gayle was attempting to set the stage of one of the most unspoken crimes in America. Domestic abuse or abuse against women.
As sad as it is that women in America are still subject to physical, emotional, and mental subjectiveness, Folk questions if it is necessary for the great equalizer between American women and men is that of an AR-15 assault riffle with a high capacity magazine?
Folk was once a devoted member of the NRA back in the day. But the shyt has gotten too strange for Folk in the last decade or so with the NRA. There has to be some common sense people. What the fvck does the general public have a need for a military death machine gun? Seriously.
Let’s just limit private citizens to hunting shotguns, hunting low capacity rifles, and conceal carry handguns with limited rounds per clip! Is that really a difficult thing to stand behind?
You have people who swear that the Constitution provides this right to bear arms in order to ensure that our government will stay in check. You know, in case the citizens of the United States have to rise up against the government in tyranny. Uhhhh…. People… Attention Dumbazzes!
Folk don’t give a d@mned how many riffles, AK47s, AR-15, Punani 25s, or Asscracker9000s you have. The motherfvcking Armed Forces of the United States got Drones byothces. Motherfvckers have tanks! Incendiary weapons! And let’s not mention nukes! Shyt motherfvckers have shyt we don’t even fvcking know about! You think for one gawt d@mned minute that guns gonna keep Uncle Sam in check? Shyt, Folk wanna hit of whateva da fvck y’all smoking.
And ladies… Seriously? There are a lot of women that traverse the halls here. So Folk gotta ask, is Gayle Trotter onto something or is her punani filled with high capacity eggnog?
Oh and Gayle, while you in the kitchen baking dem cookies… stroke that nozzle betwix dem tiddays for Folk!